No Is My Name

One fine day, Jack and Michelle were playing football. They put on their finest tuxes and ran through the flower fields throwing the ball back and fourth. They got to the very edge of the flower field when suddenly, a cardboard box, like the one Snake has, fell on Jack's head. After Snake fearfully ran out of the box, they looked inside. It was brown and smelled of cardboard. There was a gun inside it. It appeared to shoot lasers because it looked like the ones in Super Smash Brothers. The gun had letters on the side. These letters read "Furryilizer". Which, coincidentally, happened to be the brand of tampon Jack, [who was a gent.] was currently using. Because Furryilizer was a very good brand of tampon, Michelle shot Jack with said gun. Within a moment, Jack was turned into a fox. He was reddish brown, and wore a beautiful mini skirt and a purple bikini top. Michelle then jizzed her pants because Jack was now so unbearably sexy. Because Jack was so sexy, he shot Michelle with the Furrilizer and Michelle then transformed, like Zelda transformed into Shiek, into a furry. She was a fox like Jack, but she had fuchsia and black fur. She had a fluffy tail and a poof like Snooki's. She had now gained the ability to hide items in her hair. Jack then jizzed himself by Michelle's sexy awesomeness. Jack then stated that they needed new names for themselves because Jack and Michelle were not fitting for such awesome sexy furries as them. Jack then decided that his name shal from now on be Krystal, after the fox from Star Fox. Michelle then decided that her name shal from now on be Cheria after that girl from Tales of Graces named Cheria, even though she was not a furry. They then decided that they needed to do something for their furryness could not be contained. They decided to make money off the streets by reenacting the Room. They did that and made about 18 million dollars which they then spent on giant cookies and burritos. Gir, from Invader Zim came and tried to eat their burritos and giant cookies. However, Gir was so jelly of them that his head exploded. By the way, this takes place on a planet called Lesbianopia. Because Krystal and Cheria are lesbians. Actually they are toaster lesbians, a special type of kinky furry lesbians. Meanwhile on Earth, Sunday Brunch Jigglypuff [./_ second to last one] contacted his agent, 2e, to tell him that Kim Jong Il, the president of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea possesses the golden triforce bra. They decided the only option was to take over the Democratic People's Republic of Korea in order to own the golden triforce bra. Meanwhile on Lesbianopia, the two furries decided that they needed a vacation on Earth. Because the Democratic People's Republic of Korea was such a rich and democratc country, they decided to go to the Democratic People's republic of Korea. When we got there, we figured out that lesbian currency did not work on Earth. Therefore, Cheria and Krystal decided to casually rob a bank. The two furries calmly walked into the bank. The bank teller was not wearing pants and was playing Minecraft and Halo at the same time. His name was Squills. Cheria and Krystal reached into their bras and pulled out a wild Na10. The Na10 used his uberly intelligent quotes that are worshiped by some cults to take Squills down. This caused Squills's Halo and Minecraft to explode which caused pants to fly on his legs. They then got 50 cents for their furry lesbian vacation. Meanwhile, Sunday Brunch Jigglypuff and 2e finalized their plans to take over Kim Jong Il and get the golden triforce bra. So on 9/11, 2e and Sunday Brunch Jigglypuff hijacked a plane along with Breast Cancer Awareness Falcon [./_ the last one] and Breast Cancer Awareness Falcon Breast Cancer Punched all of the buildings in the Democratic People's republic of Korea and to top it off, set up a boobie bomb which exploded all that remained in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. 2e then laughed in an evil maniac voice and then forced Kim Jong Il to become his sex slave.