Jana slammed the tea towel down on the side and stared out at the customers that were huddled in their tiny boothes sipping their coffees. She couldn't believe just how terrible the day had been. She envied those happy humans. They would never have to go through something like this... or, well, maybe they might. Jana sighed.

I'm probably just being overdramatic, Jana thought to herself tiredly, but this is definitely all Matei's fault.

Tj gave Jana a sympathetic smile, "Oh, come on! You didn't burn yourself on the sandwich toaster today."

Jana grimaced at the jibe, looking down at the thin white bandage that was wrapped shoddily around her wrist. She hated panninis.

"I'm not angry at the sandwich toaster," Jana began in an exasperated tone, "I'm angry at Matei."

TJ frowned, "Why? You two get on like a... A well, you know."

Jana rolled her eyes, "Yeah, I know. It's just Matei and I have never really argued before, we've never had real relationship drama. I just don't know what to do."

TJ shrugged, "I'm not exactly an authority on relationships either, Jana. I'm pretty sure this is girl talk anyway, why don't you talk to Katrina or Selina? I mean no offence, but this is the kind of thing that usually get discussed during a girly movie night when you're all sitting around watching the notebook and comparing your boyfriends to Ryan Gosling."

"How do you watch a notebook?" Jana said, picking up the order's notebook that was sitting on the counter in front of her and wiggling it this way and that, "And, anyway, who's Ryan Goose?"

TJ shook his head, "Never mind. What I said was highly sexist and stereotypical anyway."

"Yeah, it was," Jana answered moodily, "But I need to know these things TJ! I need to know who Mr. Goose is and how to watch a notebook, and where the Slytherin dungeons are- apparently."

TJ frowned, "Slytherin dungeons?"

Jana sighed, "Yeah, that's the problem!"

"So wait?" TJ said, trying to suppress his laughter, "Are you telling me that your 'relationship drama' is all because you don't know where the Slytherin dungeons are?"

"Yes!" Jana shrieked, earning a concerned look from Katrina, who had just walked through the door of the Kafe, "I mean, mostly. Matei is being totally out of order! The very nerve of him..."

"What's Matei done?" Katrina asked, "I swear if he's hurt you in any way I'll kidnap him and make him watch every Rom-com we own- twice!"

"Oh, where to start?" Jana began, "He's insulted me beyond belief."

TJ smiled, "By saying that you're a Slytherin?"

Katrina giggled.

"Oh, don't you dare!" Jana yelled pointing an accusatory finger, "I am Gryffindor, through and through! Matei knows that. You all know that! He's the Slytherin, not me."

"Well at least you're not a Hufflepuff," TJ argued.

"That doesn't make it any better," Jana snapped.

"It does," TJ answered, "Not one wants to be in Hufflepuff."

"It is only fiction, Jana," Katrina replied gently.

Jana looked incensed, "This is about more than books and movies. The houses sort students based on their personality traits. Gryffindors are willing to sacrifice their lives to protect others, whereas Slytherins only do nobles acts when it is in their advantages. This goes well beyond fiction, Matei is accusing me of being a bad alpha!"

Katrina looked like she was about to say something but then thought better of it.

"If it's help," TJ volunteered, "Wolfbloods wouldn't get placed in Slytherin. Slytherins don't like wolfbloods."

"Werewolves," Jana corrected, "Not wolfbloods. And there was one in Slytherin and he was evil."

"But Slytherins are not all bad, Jana," TJ argued, "I mean what about Andromeda and Professor Slughorn."

Jana frowned, "Who are they? I've only watched up to the Prisoner of Azkaban."

"Yet somehow know about Fenrir Greyback?" TJ answered.

"Matei's deatheater wall of notoriety," Jana explained, "Like a hall of fame for evil witches and wizards."

"What house is Matei in again?" Katrina asked.

"Well, he's a Gryffindor apparently," Jana answered with barely contained fury.

"Yeah, sure," Katrina answered in a doubtful tone.

The doorbell wrang and Matei and Selina entered the Kafe both deep in discussion and talking animatedly. When Jana saw Matei the expression on her face exactly mirrored that of when she transformed for Broider.

Matei sighed, "I'm going to find a table."

"You two are taking this way to seriously," Selina began, addressing her alpha, "How on earth are we going to put up with you two at Potter World tommorrow?"

"Firewhiskey," TJ answered, "Lots and lots of Firewhiskey."

"It's his fault," Jana began venemously, "He started all of this."

"Wait, how did it actually all start?" Katrina asked.

"Well, we were at the den last night," Jana started, "Trying to fix the wi-fi. It is working now, by the way. Then Matei thought it would be a good idea to sign us up for Pottermore, only it was late and he needed to home before his curfew, so we were just discussing which house we'd be in as we were walking back to his place. That's when it happened... When he accussed me of being a Slytherin."

"Jana," Selina answered, "Being a Slytherin is not a terrible thing. I mean they are typically the rich, aristocratic families, and they're ambitious and innovative and..."

"There isn't a witch or wizard who went bad who wasn't in Slytherin," Jana quoted.

"That doesn't mean all witches or wizards who are in Slytherin are bad," Katrina answered, "I mean, Crabbe and Goyle were just stupid."

"At least you're not a Hufflepuff," Selina added.

"That's the problem here," Katrina epiphanised, "There's too much house hatred. We need to end house hatred and stop stereotyping."

"Hear, hear!" Selina agreed.

Jana sighed, "I suppose there is one way of fixing this. If we want answers, we'll have to just ask the sorting hat."

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Matei sipped his iced chocolate mocha, "I don't know why Jana is taking this so seriously. Even I wouldn't take this so seriously. It's like she thinks I'm calling her a bad alpha or something. All I said is that, looking at it objectively, Jana would most likely be sorted into Slytherin and that I would most likely be sorted into Gryffindor. Now she's acting like I'm going around murdering house elves or something like that!"

TJ nodded, pretending to full empathise, "Look it's Jana. You know how she gets sometimes. This time tommorrow, it will all be forgotten."

"No, it won't," Matei disagreed, in horror, "Tomorrow we're going to Potter World."

"You know there's only one way to sort this," Katrina announced, as she stood next to their table, "Aside from ending house hatred and stereotyping of course."

"Of course!" Matei announced, grabbing his laptop out of his bag, "All this time we've been arguing, but we've got the answer right here."

"Please tell me you sell Firewhiskey?" TJ begged.

Katrina gave him an apologetic look and whispered a sorry.

Matei already had the internet loaded and was just typing in the address for Pottermore when Jana and Selina joined them.

"Good," Jana said, arms folded, meaning business, "Let's get this solved once and for all."

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The pack sat huddled around the laptop as Jana answered the questions on the screen. (Naturally, Jana had insisted that she go first).

"I have no idea what this has to do with the houses," Jana muttered exasperatedly, "I guess it's stop people being biased. Isn't that right Matei?"

Matei sighed, "Yes, sure. Look I wasn't being rude Jana, nor was I trying to say you're a bad alpha. In fact, you're a great alpha, but I think you'd make a great Slytherin."

Jana sighed, "Ok, I'll concede that I might have overreacted a little."

"Really?" Matei asked.

Jana nodded, with a grin, "But only because I've just been sorted into Gryffindor."#

Jana turned the screen so that Matei could see it better. There it was- the bright red banner and the lion embelum.

Matei sighed, "Jana I'm sorry. I was wrong."

Jana smiled, "it's ok. I forgive you. Now, it's your turn?"

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"Ok," Matei said, leaning in close to the computer screen, "I just know I'm going to be in Gryffindor."

"Like you just knew I'd be in Slytherin," Jana answered.

"Only a couple of more questions to go," Matei answered.

"We should get the wild pack to create their own accounts," Jana answered, "Just imagine."

TJ looked worried, "Meinir would definitely be sorted into Slytherin."

"Definitely," Jana echoed, "She'd be the queen of Slytherin. Matei what is it?"

Matei looked surprised but happy, "I'm not in Gryffindor. I'm in Ravenclaw."