The Spell
"Aw! How long will it take?"
"Pfft, like I know."
"I hope it ishn't long"
"Now, explain to me again WHY you want to turn Max into a cat?"
Saria rolls over and stares at Irene, they have been up in her (and Greed's, but she kicked him out. By saying she and Irene need to discuss female matters. Amazing how that makes guys practically run out of the room) room trying to find an easy spell or whatever for turning people into animals. Their mission, to turn Max into a cat, the cause…well we will soon find out.
"Cuz wouldn't he look adorable as a kitty-cat?"
"Well, he would also look pissed. And would probably try to claw our eyes out as soon as he finds out WHO turned him…"
"Yeah, but at least girls would like him" Saria mentioned with a grin.
"HA! Yeah, we could always say it was for his benifet."Irene laughed.
"So…in the end he will defiantly kill us."
"Yep"
"So what are we waiting for?"
After the Spell thing-a-ma-jigger mostly cuz I ish lazy
"Hurry lets go! I wanna see Max-kitty!"
"WAIT UP GOD!"
Saria darted down the stairs and almost through the bar, and I mean almost because she sort of ran and then tripped over Dorchet in the process.
"Why me?"
"Hey Dor-woof!"
"Stop calling me that."
"Aw come on! You know you like it." Irene said with a wink, as she got Dorchet to blush as a response.
"Were are you two in a rush to?" Martel asked and she sauntered over.
"To see if we managed to turn Max into a cat."
"I feel sorry for Max" Dorchet muttered.
"Hey Dor-Dor-woof, want a tail?" Irene asked sweetly.
"NO!"
"Then be careful what you say."
Irene and Saria then ran out the door, heading to Midnight's, hoping that Max is there and in a cute little cat form.
With Greed
Greed has been walking around out side for the past…well he didn't really know for HOW long. All he knows is that Saria kicked him out of HIS room due to some female discussion she was having with her friend Irene.
But WHY in the room! Why not out here somewhere or in the bar? He thought.
And that was his last though as he went UNCONCIOUS!
(Side Note: OMG what will happen? Well I know, but you don't grins)
Greed sort of opened his eyes and got up.
Only to notice that he was really close to the ground.
What the...?
He walked towards the curd of the street and looked into a puddle, only to see a furry face look back.
HOLY FUCKIN' HELL SHIT!
He jumped back, and then slowly moved back toward the puddle. And got a good long look.
Okay, so am I ACTUALLY a cat?
Greed looked himself over and noticed that yes, he was on four feel, with paws and was covered in fur. He sorta had a white fuzzy main around his neck were the fur on his jacket WOULD be if we were wearing it.
Ookay, this can't be THAT bad. Who knows? Maybe Saria or that friend of hers Irene may know something.
So Greed-cat headed towards the Devil's Nest.
When he got there a problem appeared.
How the hell am I gonna get in? I can't reach the DOOR HANDLE!
He tried to reach up to the handle…but only failed in reaching it.
DAMN! Wait…is that window open?
He jumped up on a crate and managed to reach the window sill. And lo and behold it was open. So, being a cat and all, Greed slinked in through the window.
Heh, this can't be that bad…..
With Dorchet (You know where I'm going with this wink)
Dorchet was currently lying on a table, when a sent went by his nose.
Sniff, sniff, is that…sniff…cat?
Dorchet bolted up and started looking around. Scanning everywhere looking for the vile creature, then he saw it. A black cat with a white fuzzy rim around its neck.
I see you Dorchet though while snickering evilly and fingered the handle of his sword.
Then he darted in the direction of the cat.
With Greed (to busy laughing at this point)
Greed heard something heading in his direction.
Hey this whole hearing this is cool to…..hey is that Dorchet….why is he running this way…and what's with that look in his eyes?...I only see that when he's….chasing…a…cat…shit
Greed then took off, darting under and over tables and chairs, with Dorchet hot on pursuit.
"Come here kitty! I'm not gonna hurt you!" Dorchet snickered.
My ass your not
Greed bolted up the stairs and went down the hall way hoping to find an open door, and found one. Luckily it was Loa's room. But our favorite kitty didn't know this.
SAFE! Greed thought as he ran in, only to be met with a hammer Ah crap maybe not!
Now the amazing thing about cats is that they can somehow turn on a dime and bolt out of a room without being seem, this is exactly what Greed did. Only to be cursed by Dorchet.
HA ha SUCKER!
Greed then bolted back down to the bar, but Dorchet was A LOT closer now. He then bolted under a tabled and hopefully into a more open area, but all he found was a corner.
Crap
"Ha ha kitty, guess you're cornered." Dorchet grinned.
With Saria and Irene
"Aw it didn't work!"
"It should of…I don't understand why…"
"Aw well we—what's he doing?" Saria asked, noticing Dorchet staring intently at a corner.
"Unno."
But that's when she heard a meow
With Greed
Greed couldn't help but let out a nervous laugh, but everyone else would only hear it as a meow. Then, right when Dorchet was about to pounce…..a rolled up newspaper came down on his head.
With Saria (and some Greed)
"BAD DORCHET!"
"What? IT'S A CAT!"
But Saria only ignored this statement as she picked up the black and puffy collared cat and cuddled it.
"Aw poor little kitty, is that mean chimera bugging you" Saria cooed
Hell yeah
"Aw you're safe now." Saria said while cuddling it. Now Greed/Cat was enjoying this WAY to much and was currently thinking that being a cat wouldn't be so bad.
"Stupid cat." Dorchet muttered
THWAP!
"Ow! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
"FOR DISSING THE KITTY!"
Well now wasn't that interesting? Hmm…I wonder what will happen next?
