Batteries Up My Ass
Iris is really tired after a long walk, so Ash helps her with some anal object insertion.
Kanto region, Mount Hylia, 9:11 PM
Ash and Iris were climbing to the top of the mountain. The trail was steep and slippery. Iris took off her backpack and tried to find a snack or some shit, but everything was already eaten.
"Ash!" Iris shouted. "Wait up for me!"
Ash, who was a bit ahead, shouted back:
"Come on, step it up!"
"Fucking… dammit" Iris gasped and sat her ass on a rock. "I can't go any further!"
Ash rushed back to see what's up.
"Yo, you tired already?" he asked. "We've only been climbing for eight hours."
Iris breathed heavily. "No… fucking way… nigga…"
Ash looked at Iris's empty backpack.
"You ate everything already?"
"Yup."
"Shit… I don't have anything else to eat…"
"Well, I need to rest. Just give me a couple of hours…"
Ash looked at his watch. It was getting really late.
"We can't stay here, demons might spawn if we hang here when it's late."
"?"
"I know what will do the trick, wait a sec."
Ash reached towards his backpack and took out a single battery.
"How's that gonna help?" Iris asked.
Then Ash grabbed Iris's ass, tore off her pants and violently shoved the battery up into her asshole.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Iris screamed, but then the battery activated, releasing its energy across Iris's body.
Iris suddenly got up and ran towards the top of the mountain like a cheetah. Then the battery ran out of energy and dematerialized.
Ash followed her and they both reached the top within five minutes.
"See? I told you it would do the trick."
Iris wasn't listening because her brain was currently focusing on trying to revert the damage done to her nervous system by the sudden energy kick from the battery.
"This is the place…" Ash continued. "In about thirty seconds, the spirit of my dead uncle will appear… aren't you excited, Iris?"
Iris couldn't respond, because some mountain yeti was currently having nonconsensual intercourse with her ass.
Anyway, Ash's uncle appeared.
"Uncle!" Ash smiled, "It's me, Ash! I want to ask you sooooo many things!"
"Like what?" Uncle replied.
"What does it mean to be a Pokemon trainer?"
"Ash… it means that you have to take your uncle's giant dick in your ass, every day."
"Oh, I see. Well, nice talking to you, bye!"
Ash launched from the spot he was standing and ran away as far as he could, but his uncle's hand caught him and Ash found out what it means to be a Pokemon trainer, uncle-style.
THE END
