Well here it is like I promised. Reviews are love

Ways to Annoy Sarah

1) Call her a dumb blonde

2) Repeat until she gets mad

3) Make fun of her for having absolutely NO character development

4) Tell her she's only in the film to be the cannon love interest and to give the males in the audience something to look at while their girlfriends fantasies about the hot boys

5) Ship her with Kate, Aaron and Gorman until she screams

6) Tell her Caleb's obviously gay!

7) And fantasizing about Pogue

8) Mock her if she doesn't believe you

9) Tell blonde jokes whenever she's around

10) Make Chase cast spider spells on her constantly (Hey, we finally found a use for him.)

11) Smack her rapidly and when she demands to know why say "That's for starting the Mary-Sue fan wave"

12) Sick Caleb's fangirls on her (Charge!)

13) Tell her to put some fucking clothes on unless she wants to be stereotyped as a hoe

14) Steal Caleb's Mustang and run her over with it

15) Make fun of the tattoo on her back disappearing and then reappearing every other scene

16) Use play-by-play angles to prove it. "Now you see it, now you don't."

17) Make a voodoo doll of her and give it to Chase as present

18) Tell him to 'Be Creative!" with it

19) Slash Caleb with everyone and their brother and make her read your fics

20) Go into long detail during the Smex parts

21) Give Caleb the wrong directions to Putnum barn when he's suppose to save her

22) Send Gorman instead

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Hopefully I haven't lost my touch...