The top 20 ways to annoy Basta out of his mind
Leave him suggestive notes, and when he confronts you about it, explain that they were meant for Capricorn and that you don't like men with bad breath
replace his mint leaves with pink bubble gun
take all the lucky bricks he keeps in his room and turn it into a doll house
give him a gift card to Lasenza for Christmas/Hanukah/Birthday
Have a fire place installed in his house
set off his smoke detectors while he's sleeping
Cover him in bug spray then insist he come sit around the fire with you…
While around the campfire (of you choose not to scorch him) go out of your way to start your marshmallow on fire, then stick it in his face and scream: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! (Note: 50 points if it falls onto his lap)
Tell him Dustfinger has a crush on him
Tell him he'd look cute in overalls and a straw hat
Give him a black kitten for Christmas/Hanukah/Birthday
Speak to him in gibberish, and look at him funny when he asks what you're talking about
Put his knife in a box full of Black kittens
Ask him to prom
Ask him to slow dance and step all over his toes, if he tries to say something, scream in his face: YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG! And leave
Gather your friends and dress in Biohazard suits and enter his house insisting he's violated health code 551 section D paragraph 2
Put a black cat on his face while he's sleeping
Watch Alien with him and insist you saw a face hugger attached to him earlier (Note: If he buys it, tell him you know how to perform autopsy and it wouldn't be too difficult to perform on a live person)
Take him on a trip to the zoo, and tell him you are allowed to go in the monkey cage and feed the animals… laugh as the zoo officials kick him out
Get a bunch of random (and embarrassing) baby videos off the internet, and insist that they were him.
