My first story, it is ment to be funny, please read and review, any ideas can help.


THE TRUE POWER OF UCHIHA

Chapter 1; the might of UCHIHA SASUKE

One day when Sasuke was looking for Itachi he found a Chakra infused kunai that was imbedded in a tree.

It said(telepathically of course)

"YOU, EMO COME HERE"

Sasuke looked around, he always thought of himself as EVIL yet Cool, but not EMO.

So he walks over to the kunai being very cautious thinking it might be a trap.

"EMO ARE YOU A SHARINGAN USER?"

"Yes, (dark angry face) and I am on a quest to get REV…"

"YES YES, YOU LIKE BUNNIES, NOW FREE ME FROM THIS TREE AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE POWER OF A TRUE EMO"

"I'm not emo I just want to kill my brother, can you give me that power?"

"I AM BERT THE SUPER CHARKA INFUSED KUNAI I CAN GRANT YOU ANY POWER" (INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE)

"Very well Bert give me the power to kill Uchiha Itachi"

"I AM BERT THE MIGHTY KUNAI AND I GRANT THIS EMO…"

"Im not EMO, Im an Avenger"

"YES I GET IT PINK THINGS BURN YOU AND BUNNIES MAKE YOU CRY, NOW AS I WAS SAYING. I AM BERT THE MIGHTY KUNAI AND I GRANT THIS "AVENGER" THE POWER TO KILL ITACHI"

SIZZLE, (RANDOM JAPANESE SOUND EFFECT), ZAP.

"Yes I feel the power HAHAHAHA!"

"YES YES LOVELY NOW GET ME OUT OF THIS TREE, HAY

GET BACK HERE EMO! DO NOT EVOKE THE POWER THAT IS BERT! BAKA"

Sasuke runs off in random direction and uses his UCHIHA SENSES

(EMO POWERS) to find Itachi.

"Itachi I will destroy you!"

"Sasuke (sigh) look get over it you cant kill me"

"But I have the mystic powers of BERT" mutters something about the stupid name

Activate seal and BERT powers

Katon: Hōsenka no Jutsu

Itachi; cough DIE

" HAHAHA Mommy, Daddy I killed Itachi" claps hands

"No foolish little brother you lack the hatred to kill me"

"But I hated and detested you so much, I've even spent three years with a gay pedophile just to kill you, not to mention the brief time with BERT."

"Who?"

"Chakra infused kunai that's stuck in a tree back their who can give he's owner any thing"

"I see well wait here just a minute" RUNS OFF

"ITACHI" zooms in on shadowy angry face

5 BAZAGONS later relatively the same time it takes for a bunny to kill emos, 0,007 seconds

"HAHAHA now I have the power of BERT"

Mangekyo Sharingan

Tsukuyomi

"Now little brother this is hate"

For 23328 hours 972 days you will be in a

Colourful world with bunnies, butterflys and other asortments of pink fluffy things, and 9348393 Narutos. And the Teletubies song in the backround for extra pain, and our clan being killed by random S-class missing nin # 947.

"HOUR 23327, 59, 30"

" Make it stop "

Will Sasuke live, will BERT enslave Itachi. wiggle your thumbs and wait for PART 2 (Too much power is bad.)

PART 1 END


Yes I was mean to the EMO, but I have a friend who's an EMO, he inspired me. Please read the next chapter.