Disclaimer: I only own the Cousins Z, meaning Cori, Cody, and Cobe'.

Pronunciation Guide:

Cody: Co-dee

Cobe': Co-bee

Cori: Co-ree (not Core-e. It's pronounced different, more of an 'oh' than an 'or' in the first syllable)

"Hello, and welcome to the games…" Click.

"Air fresheners brighter our day and our lives…" Click.

"And now back to the breaking news…strudel…healthy or not?" Click.

"Cobe', could you choose a channel already?"

"There's nothing good on…" The sound of a baby's crying interrupted the argument.

"Now look what you did, you made Cody cry!"

"That was partially your fault, Cobe',"

"Uh-uh,"

"Kids, that's enough! Now, you'll behave at the airport and on your flight or you two can be stuck with Aunty Moore for another six months,"

"Okay, okay, we'll listen!"

"Now boarding airline 156, direct route to Free Country, USA," the scratchy female voice over the loudspeaker called.

"I'll miss you, Cody," the woman in the green and yellow dress kissed the green-clad baby in the stroller, "Cobe'," the woman kissed the boy in the green jumpsuit and orange swim trunks, "and of course, my big girl, Cori," she kissed the tallest, the oldest and only girl.

"We'll miss you too, Mom," the young boy told her.

"Bye-bye, Mama!" the baby babbled.

"I love you, Mom!" the girl called out as she pulled the stroller off toward the plane and called out to her brother to follow, which he did, waving to his mother as they left.

"Cori! Cori, are you sleeping?" the boy asked, poking his older sister in the arm. She opened one eye and took out one bud of her headphones out of her ear.

"No," Cori replied.

"Don't ever sleep," he ordered.

"Why?" Cori replied, adjusting the sleeping Cody on her lap into a much more comfortable position.

"When will we get there?" Cobe' demanded.

"We'll be there in about," she checked her watch, "twenty minutes,"

"But what am I supposed to do for a whole twenty minutes?" Cobe' queried.

"Sleep, read, draw, color, and listen to music…" Cori replied, and looked out the window.

"Fine, but don't bug me," Cobe' ordered.

"Now approaching Free Country USA. Please fasten your seatbelts," Cori and Cobe' fastened their seatbelts and Cori held onto Cody as the plane slowly landed. They collected their baggage and hopped out of the plane, eventually stepping onto the black pavement and walking into the airport.

"We're looking for a Coach Z?" Cori asked.

"Ah, you must be Cori, Cobe', and Cody. He's right over there," the woman at the Help desk pointed to a man dressed in a green jumpsuit. Cori smiled at the woman and then walked over to her cousin.

"Cousin Z?" Cobe' asked.

"That'd be me," the man told him. "C'mon, I want to show you around Free Country!"

"Great!" Cobe' exclaimed as Cori worked on opening up Cody's stroller. All of them stepped out of the airport together and began walking.

"This is where my pal Hamstray lives," Coach Z pointed to Homestar's house.

"Hamstray!" Cody babbled.

"And, um, this is where his on-again, off-again girlfriend Marzipan lives," he gestured toward where Marzipan was watering her flowers.

"Are these the cousins you were telling me about, Z?" Marzipan asked, walking over, still carrying her watering can.

"That'd be them. Cody, Cobe', and Cori," he pointed to each of them in turn. Marzipan said hello to each of them, tickling Cody and making him giggle and babble.

"And this here is the house of the Brothers Strong, meaning Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and Strong Sad," Coach Z explained.

"HELLO COACH Z!" Strong Mad yelled.

"That's Strong Mad," Coach Z told them. Strong Mad came lumbering over and smiled.

"WHO NEW FRIENDS BE?" he asked.

"These are my cousins, Cody, Cobe', and Cori,"

"HELLO!" he bellowed.

"Hello," Cori replied politely.

"You look really strong!" Cobe' told him.

"I AM!" Strong Mad told him, picking up a tree and then looking at it. "UH-OH, MOM WILL BE MAD!"

"Um, I think it's best we get going," Coach Z said.

"GOODBYE!" Strong Mad called back.

"This is the palace where the King of Town lives and over there's the Poopsmith," Coach Z explained.

"Is that really poop?" Cobe' asked.

"Poo-poo!" Cody giggled. The Poopsmith nodded.

"That's so disgustingly awesome!" Cobe' exclaimed as the grill popped open and The Cheat ran over.

"Aw!" Cori exclaimed, scooping it up.

"That'd be The Cheat. He lives in a grill," Coach Z told them as Cori hugged The Cheat. It made happy The Cheat noises.

"It's adorable!" Cori squealed.

"Stop it with that girly crap. C'mon, let's go," Cobe' ordered, and Cori placed The Cheat back on the ground.

"And here's Bubs and his concession stand," Coach Z said finally.

"Howdy there, kids!" Bubs smiled.

"Hello," Cori said politely.

"I want candy!" Cobe' yelled, spotting it behind the counter.

"Well, you're in luck, today's 'free candy to kids' day!" Bubs told him, giving him a chocolate bar and some other candies.

"And then here's the locker room, where I stay. You two," he pointed at Cobe' and Cody, "will share the boys' locker room with me. Cori, you get the girls' locker room all to yourself, considering Marzipan's the only other girl around here and she doesn't use it very often since she doesn't play very many sports…and refuses to come within a twenty-foot radius of me…,"

"Okay," Cori nodded and took her bag with her into the girls' locker room while Coach Z led the boys into the boys' locker room.

"A modestly hot girl?" Strong Bad yelped. The Cheat made some The Cheat noises while waving his arms around.

"A modestly hot girl that's not Homsar? That's, like, bro-awesome, The Cheat! Bro-awesome, which is like, twenty-gazillion times better than just regular awesome! Okay, describe exactly what she looked like," The Cheat made some more The Cheat noises.

" Face like Coach Z's, only prettier…long-ish brown hair…grey ski cap with a lot of button pins …black shirt… grey jeans…black boots…wait a minute, this sounds a lot like my dorky brother! Well, I mean, I guess it might look sorta hot on a girl…okay; she was with two little boys, too? Describe them," The Cheat made some more noises.

"Okay, so the bigger one looked like a little Coach Z and dressed like him except his hat was orange and yellow and turned front ways, and he was wearing swim trunks? That's weird…but works…and the baby looked like Coach Z did in middle school, or at least how I imagined it. Okay, I think I've got it!" Strong Bad held up a picture of Biscuit Dough Hands Man. The Cheat smacked his forehead.