Right now im kinda confused on how this is going to work with Shiningami-merc writing his story again so ill just make this into a parody of his first story. My understanding of his story is a bit sketchy seeing as I have not much frame of reference so I'm writing on my own here. And if you are reading this Shiningami-merc I hope that there is no misunderstanding and if you are confused, well so am I so were even. Ill c
I hope you like the redone The Ninja Pirate Chronicles.
Ninja Pirate Chronicles
Chap 1
A several figures moved around in a small room drawing figures on the walls of the room. I the center stood a man the exact copy of all the others in the room. Really, however they were the copies and he the original. He was Uzumaki Naruto the proud demon of Konoha and he was going to get out of this place.
Now many would wonder what he meant when he said 'get out of here'. He was not trying to get out of the room, no he was thinking on a much greater scale. You see, after the Kyuubi and himself had merged several years ago he had gained all the demons power and knowledge, well not all of this power but we shall leave that for another time. Gaining the demons vast knowledge he found that the beast was not of this world, but one much wider and filled with many strange and powerful things.
Many would also wonder why he had not done it sooner, being banished from Konoha after retrieving 'The Great' Uchiha. There was only one thing to say 'Hinita', and you would know all the answers. Hinita had left with him when he was banished and was later to become his wife and more recently the mother of his child, but things where not to be. There were complications during birth and Hinita as well as their unborn son died.
Now with nothing left in this world the idea popped up in his head to go to Kyuubi's. There was a problem to this however, as with the many things that came with his life. Akatsuki were after him and were not going to let him go with out a fight.
It was at this moment that an explosion rocked his newly built mountain castle causing the clones to mess up triggering several choice curses.
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Orochimaru stood out side the fortress of the annoying Uzumaki that had given him so much trouble. Truthfully it was not a fortress but a mountain with a large and complex maze system. The whole out side of the mountain was covered with seals, and Orochimaru suspected the inside as well, that protected it from Doton: Dochu Eigyo no Jutsu (Earth Release: Underground Projection Fish) and other such Jutsu. 'Curse that blond and his clones.' Thought Orochimaru for obviously it would be almost impossible to cover a mountain in seals all by ones self, then again this was Konoha's most surprising ninja.
Orochimaru could say he was rightfully pissed at the moment due to a few factors. One of these factors would be the Uzumaki himself with his thousands of traps and the seemingly never ending maze. Another would be the Akatsuki. They had promised that if he brought them the Uzumaki then they would help him take over Konoha, but on top of them breathing down his neck he found that it would be easier to destroy Konoha by himself than try to get into the maze that had already taken out over half of his forces.
"Sir!" Orochimaru turned toward one of his captains. "Yes?" his tone was dark and irritable and the captain gulped nervously. "we have reached a little lower than mid way down the mountain, but we have lost squads 38, 46 and 27." Orochimaru growled and the man scampered away. God how he loved to do that thought Orochimaru, but his face darkened again thinking of the ill news. True they had gotten pretty far down the mountain, but they lost over half and soon to be three fourths of his army and on top of that they didn't know how far beneath the mountain he had made his fortress.
He rubbed his temples wondering if this was really worth it. Really with so many of his men dieing it wasn't, don't get him wrong he didn't care for his men worth a lick, but he needed a large force to be able to over take the talented men and women of Konoha. It was then he heard the biggest explosion in all his life he turned around and saw the mountain and about a quarter of a mile around the mountain collapse.
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He had finished the final seals with time to spare. He laughed as he thought of the men that were invading the mountain fortress and the little going away present that he had left for his…guests. Composing himself he started a long chain of hand signs. Finished he called out "Demon skill: Tare in the Dimensions" and with a burst of chakra he was gone. However this was not the end of his show. A Genjutsu that had been place on the mountain suddenly lifted and showed to the attacking force in and around the mountain what surprises that the man they were looking for had for them. There in the mountain and on the outside was fully plastered with explosive notes. Thousands upon thousands of notes lined the walls and side of the mountain fortress and unfortunately for the men in and around the complex, they were already burning.
A couple seconds later and the notes exploded making the walls of the mountain and the surrounding area explode and implode. The cause of sutch a force was because the notes on the outside of the mountain thus generating the effect of every other level exploding outward while the rest imploded upon itself flaying and crushing the men in side and raining a fiery hail on the men outside who had been knocked down at the shockwave. Almost in slow motion the whole mountain collapsed blasting more rock to fall on the few survivors. Soon enough, though, all that was left was a giant crater, the land underneath collapsing and destroying the underground passages that were dug in it.
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Orochimaru, glad that he chose his out post a few miles away from the mountain, cursed now he would have to attack Konoha alone and with his forces severely depleted. Damn that Uzumaki he knew from the moment that he had used the Rasengan on Kabuto that he would be a problem in the future an now look at what he had to do. With his forces so severely depleated he would have to sit and wait for his forces to swell again thus throwing off his plans by a couple more years. He left quickly so as to get back to Oto and try to find some way to cover up the major losses that he sustained from the unpredictable blonde.
Soon, however, the slightly crazed (understatement of the year) Otokage stopped in his long journey back to his followers. This new development meant that he would have to send out letters to families, sign stacks of KIA forms and write papers on how suddenly half of his entire force of Shinobi just disappeared. Damn that Uzumaki to hell. He was the cause of all his problems, and if it was the last thing he did he would kill the blonde himself.
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Naruto awoke with a start. He looked around finding himself in the middle of a large desert. Getting up he dusted himself off and adjusted his hat in to a more comfortable position. Moving a long he looked for higher ground hoping that he could find some sort of civilization near by. As it was he was only half a mile away from a large town that was at the entrance of a river. The area around it was a desert like and had sparse growth here and there. He had no troubles moving threw the shifting sands having been to Suna on many occasions to visit his friend Garaa. So it wasn't long before he had entered the city and was traveling its many streets. He found himself fairly impressed with society that wasn't far off from what he was used to in his home dimension. Soon though he found himself feeling an odd pulse, that radiated some where in the west side of the city, calling him to it reminding him very much of the Hirishin no Jutsu that his father created and he learned from Jiraiya in turn. He followed it and before he knew it he was standing in front of a weapons shop. Still following the odd pulsing call he entered and found himself facing a large wall of weapons ranging from maces to swords to halberds there was one particular one that caught his eye though.
It was hard to describe the weapon that was sitting before him and if he could describe it in any way he would call it a work of art. It was some where between a broad sword and a zanbato being longer and wider than a normal sword, but still not the giant size of a zanbato. The handle was pure white with red bindings, making it easier to hold the blade if it was wet (for some strange reason…). It had a simple cross guard, but that was not what drew his attention. The blade was four and a half feet long and was mid-night black. Inscribed in the blade was the picture of a 9 tailed fox with a red ruby as its eye, one for each side. This was Kyuubi's own sword the 'Hiken no Kitsune' (fire sword of the fox). Kyuubi had lost the sword before coming to his dimension apparently stolen when he had been sleeping after a large battle when Kyuubi had been too tired to even sense the thief coming. 'The real question', he thought, 'was what it was doing here now'. Reaching out he picked up the sword from its mantel and giving it a few practice swings to get a feel for it. The balance was exquisite and it felt like it was made for him. Also on the mantel was a sheath but it was poorly fashioned and nothing of what he gleaned from Kyuubi's memories, however that was nothing to worry about seeing as Kyuubi had stored it away in a trans-dimensional portal that he had access to.
His revere was broken by the owner of the shop who came to his side. "It is a wonderful blade is it not sir?" the sleazy sales man said. "Truly it is a fine blade, what is the cost?" The man smiled and looked him up and down trying to judge how much money the man actually had. "Ten million berri, sir." Just as Naruto had feared, the currency was different of his own, but that did not stop him. He set a genjutsu that was seal less and silent. The genjutsu was fairly powerful so the man had no chance. The man, now thinking he was going to be paid, headed to the cash register. At this point Naruto left taking with him the sheath that hung from his back, presenting the hilt over his left shoulder.
Naruto headed down the street off to look for a cheap hotel while discreetly stealing money from the people around him. It wasn't as if he was going to stay here for a long time so there was no point of getting a job. About fifteen minutes later and a few thousand pick pockets later we find our 'hero' standing in front of an ok looking inn. He checked in, but seeing as it was still early he decided to check the place out, its not like he had anything better to do.
The exploring was ok, but there was really nothing notably happening in the town. Recently, however, a big tycoon named Crocodile had just been taken out by a group of pirates named the straw hat pirates, but as far as he could see they had already left with rumors of their escape all threw the island he now knew to be Alabasta. The marines apparently didn't like how the image of pirates were being portrayed so they covered it up saying that a captain Smoker was the one to bring Crocodile and gave the guy a promotion, the smoker guy was honorable and refused to take the false pride, but they forced it on him anyways so now he is Commodore Smoker. So that was all the information that he could gather on the streets and other than pick pocketing he had nothing to he went back to the main road and started to head back to the inn.
As he walked towards the hotel he saw a path threw the crowed being made. Now normally the crowed parted for him cuz who wants to be the offender of some huge guy wearing a really big sword, but this was more like people being shoved to ether side of the road. That is when he saw it. It was a large group of men wearing sailor uniforms with a bird logo and the word 'marine' underneath it. 'So these are the fabled marines, eh?' he thought still continuing his path until he was right in front of them. "Out of the way peasant!" a marine in front shouted at him before moving to grab him. He, however did not make it that far as Naruto back handed him into the wall of a shop "Don't touch me fool." The procession of marines stopped and stared at the man showing blatant disrespect.
"Stranger I'll give you 5 seconds for you to apologize and move out of the way before my men and I take you in for questioning a most likely incarceration." The marine who had shouted stepped forward from the middle of the group, letting Naruto get a good look at him. His jacket was open with no undershirt showing his chest and there were several cigars strapped to it (I bet you already know who this is eh?) and also had a fur lined collar. He had grayish silver hair with a light beard on his chin and at the moment he was smoking two cigars. Over his shoulder he could see the hilt of a weapon, but it didn't have any recognizable traits that swords usually have. His heavy gloves were dark brown while his pants and boots were dark black. At the moment his eyes were narrowed so he couldn't see what eye color he had (does anyone know what color his eyes are? All the pictures that I can find are him with beady little eyes and you can't see any color at all.)
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The man didn't seem to hear him as he stood silently in the middle of the road which mildly agitated him. The surrounding crowd backed away suspecting a fight to start up soon, and by the way the man was still sitting there, there was defiantly going to be one. Smoker was hesitant to attack, for unknown reasons. Right now he felt like the bird being watched by the cat and he didn't like it. Truthfully he had to say the man had every write to not apologize, but he had hit a marine and that was not to go without punishment. "Fine if you won't apologize then I will have to take action." Smoker pulled his enlarged jutte ('Ten Hand' [1 or what we know as a knight stick) off of his back. He took a quick slash at the stranger only to find that he had missed completely as the man had dodged it with ease. Several more slashes and the dodging continued making Smoker even more agitated. He gave a hard horizontal slash but the man moved faster than him and went under it and caught the back hand. Before Smoker could react it was pulled from his hands and the man was inspecting it.
"Ahh I recognize it now, it's a Jutte but you have sharpened the top of it making it a hybrid of a sword" The man's voice was deep like the rumble of thunder or an earth quake, but had an odd calming sense about it. "It is quite well made too. However I don't recognize the material that you have on the tip." He gave it a few practice swings that made smoker step away. "The balance is nice but the prong is too heavy and if you put too much power into the swing it will give an opening unless you have large amounts of dexterity." He swung the sword quickly in fast kata before turning back to Smoker. "Let's see how you fair against your own weapon." Smoker only had a few seconds to before blows started to rain down upon him faster than he could comprehend. A little time later Smoker was bleeding from numerous small cuts and bruises all over his body "I am kind of disappointed, I thought that an officer of the 'great' marines would be more of a challenge." Usually smoker would rise to the challenge that the man gave, but the Sea Stone tip of the Jutte was stopping him from using his powers.
'Damn him to hell, how did he know that I was an akuma no mi user? Was it a guess or is it that he is just damned lucky?' Smoker thought as he futilely tried to dodge only to receive another cut. He needed a new plan soon or he was going to pass out from blood loss. So instead of trying to dodge the next hit he moved in. As expected the sword went right threw him and he got a hit on the surprised man sending him back a couple of feet. "So you are an akuma no mi user ehh…? But why did you not do that befo… unless this material one the end is what I think it is…" faster than Smoker could see the sharpened Jutte cut across his chest leaving a large wound. "So you tipped your weapon with Sea Stone, it really is a well made weapon but it is not for me so you can have it back." At this point he shoved the tip (point…get it?) threw Smoker's leg leaving a nice sized hole in his leg. "And I would suggest you see a doctor."
Suddenly the man was gone and the rest of the marines rushed in to help. "Commodore Smoker are you ok?" "Yeah I'm fine, do any of you guys know who he is or where he went?" The marines shook their heads. "We have no clue sir, I've never heard of a man who walked around like that and he was way to fast for any one to see where he went."
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Naruto appeared in his hotel room soon after the fight not wanting anyone to find him this night. He pulled out the Hiken no Kitsuneand looked it over. Right now it wasn't truly his sword; it was still Kyuubi's. He started to channel his chakra threw it and it began to change. It elongated growing to 6ft long and was now a foot and a half wide. It was now mainly black with the edge silver. There was one even bigger change however the nine tailed fox was now gone replaced with a ten winged silver dragon that ran up the blade with sapphires for eyes. (think Siegfried Schtautten's main weapon, ill put a link up on my profile)
He smiled putting the sword down next to him as he meditated for the rest of the night. He was happy and why not? He was the Juubi no Ryu.
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Many of you may not understand why I had him put so many seals on the mountain. Well here is my explanation: while only a few seals saves time and gives the same level of protection, if the seals are found they can be destroyed easily. Ok you could be thinking well he could set up trap like the Akatsuki did, but in all reality it wasn't really a trap it was more like they had sensed them coming and sent out the clones to protect the seals long enough for the extraction to take place and while I could have had Naruto done that it thought it would be easier to just have him summon up some clones and have them set up literally tens of thousands of seals on the mountain.
[1 Jutte or Ten Hand used by police officers in Japan to break the swords of samurai. Ten Hand means the power of ten hands. It looks like a metal knight stick but has a prong to be able to catch and break the offending sword. The original Jutte had multiple prongs and was described to look something like a rake.
So I hope you liked the first chapter of the Ninja Pirate Chronicles and ill be updating as fast as I can so no worries. Cya later
