Author's Note: This is my first time as a writer on Yes, I'm actually 10 but don't tell anyone. I really like to write but they won't let people in under 12. :(Darth Vader is an evil Anakin who serves Palpitine and is the Father of Luke (just in case ya didn't know that) : )
Enjoy my first story.
It's a nice day on Dagobah, Mount Yoda. The sun shone on the trees coloring them gold.
On a random yard full of grass two Jedi stood. "It's sunny" Luke said to Yoda.
"Perfect for… artistic Light saber drawing!" Luke shouted.
"Going to my garden I must" said Yoda.
Yoda walked a few yards to a colorful patch.
"Yoda's got thousands of herbs," Luke muttered under his breath.
"Dragon's Tail Flower, plant rare and powerful it is" said Yoda.
"Spydi, here come!"
A huge blue mutant Spider crawled out of a random hole in a tree and to Yoda.
Yoda had Spydi chew up the flower. The spider spit the chewed-up flower onto the floor and Yoda scooped it up into a pot. Spydi crawled back to his home in the random hole he came out of.
Yoda picked up a teapot that had randomly been there the whole time and began to heat water for tea.
Suddenly, there was a huge loud noise.
Darth Vader came flying down on a Star Fighter.
"LUKE….!" Darth Vader shouted over his Space Ship's engine.
"Yes Evil overcomes by d-darkness Idiot d-dad?"
"Prepare for your Tea making doom!" shouted Darth Vader. A Storm Troopers with green jungle type armor hoard came tearing out of the Star Fighter.
"Crazy is that idiot darkness overcomes by!" said Yoda.
Yoda was still making made tea for everyone. Suddenly, Yoda bumped into a Storm Trooper commander and The Timid Storm Trooper accidentally knocked the chewed up Dragon Tail herbs which splashed into a volcano themed cup. Yoda didn't see this. He wasn't paying attention.
The Storm Trooper apologized. (Would you like your head chopped off with a one fourth percent of that person missing)Darth Vader, who was fighting the scared Spydi (Who was retreating into a random hole to the house which lead to his random hole as fast as Spydi could) paused and swiped a green-colored cup from Yoda.
He blocked off his attacks while he drank the whole thing in one gulp.
He stood there a minute and then declared "I feel…wheeze… artisticatias! (Artistic!)
Yoda made a weird face and Darth Vader drew a picture himself with a Plasma bolt laser in a random iorn wall. Luke joined in and drew pictures with his light saber and cut out a sled. Luke put a turbine in the back of his "art". "Old fashion. They were made back in…wheeze… the seventies" said Darth Vader. .
"Everybody! Grab a fake light saber and dip it in paint or buy a blow torch from Wal-Mart and draw!" commanded the man in the black suit.
"Whatever" shrugged the Storm Troopers and other troopers with other kinds of armor they did this for the following days at Palpitine's base (I call him poopootine).
After Darth Vader and his troopers had left, Yoda finally noticed that his dragon Tail herbs were gone. "Uh oh trouble I am in"
… To Maybe be continued
