This idea just popped into my head about midnight, and I decided to write it down. The result is a bit... Weird... I must warn you; The author is currently on sugar and not completely sane at the moment xD Just remember that that this fic is purely for fun and not meant to offend anyone. Except poor little Roy Mustang who is useless when wet xD And any bad grammar is a result of me having a LOT more than my fair share of candy... Oh, and constructive criticism is greatly appreciated (Yay, I managed to spell it!)

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, nor do I own Frozen. But I do wish I did...

Now, story time! The song used is In Summer from Frozen, and it's Roy that sings (or rather complains... )

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Rain'll fall, and Armstrong'll be so frightening tall
And I'll be gettin' so useless in the raaaaaain
My gloves gettin' wet, just like when I and Scar suddenly met
Just getting so terribly useless in the raaaaain

I'll finally see some raindrops, blow away my tiny sparks
And hearing the sound of Black Hayate when she barks!
And I can't stand to see, what my sweet Riza thinks of me
Just imagine how very useless I'm in the raaaaaain!

Da da, da doo, ah bah bah bah bah bah boo
The fire and the rain are both so intense
Don't put'em together — it makes no sense!

Ratdadat dad dada doo
Today's a good time to stay in and snap
But put me in raindrops and I'll be a — useless mustang!

When my gloves get wet, Riza tend to push me aside
And my participating in the fight, would just get delayed
Oh the sky would be gray, and the Elrics'll be there too
When I finally become so useless in the raaaaaain

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So, what do you think? More songs will follow if someone review ;)