A short crack piece I made a while ago…
Lieutenant Colonel Maes Hughes arrived at the Tucker residence without any problems. He entered the building, and looked at the corpses on the floor.
"This…" he began. He looked at Major Armstrong. "This is him all right."
"Who?" Asked Colonel Roy Mustang.
"There's a serial killer on the loose. He's been going mostly after state alchemists. He has a scar on his face, so we call him Scar."
"And you think this is his doing?"
"Considering the wounds inflicted, there's no doubt. It has to be him."
After a moment, Roy realized something. The Elric brothers were in danger. He left the house in a hurry, leaving the others to clean up the bodies: two bodies, torn apart by what would appear to be lion claws.
Edward Elric sat underneath a giant clock on the main street with his brother. They were talking about what had happened. After a moment, somebody from the military caught their attention.
"You should return to headquarters immediately. There's a serial killer on the loose…" the man didn't get any further, because all of a sudden a lion ripped his head off. Ed and Al ran, but the lion quickly caught up with Ed, and pounced.
Ed found himself on the ground, a giant paw on his chest. He struggled to get away, but to no avail. The lion looked into Ed's eyes for a moment.
"Wait a minute, you're not Simba."
Ed blinked. "Excuse me?"
The lion got off of him. "Sorry about that. I thought that you were him, since you have the same eye color, but you're just some human."
The lion ran off, leaving Ed on the ground, very confused.
