Cast screenames:

Edward: sick masticated lion (sml)

Bella: stupid lamb

Alice: kid of the future

Jasper: spazper

Emmette: stalker

Rosalie: queen of the world

Carlisle: hyperventilating doctor

Esme: hyperventilating mother

Nessie: Jacob's girl

Jacob: half-vampire's mate

Seth: wolf-boy

Leah: crazy wolf-boy's sis

Sam: alpha dog

Emily: mrs. Alpha dog

Mike: Bella's husband