Cast screenames:
Edward: sick masticated lion (sml)
Bella: stupid lamb
Alice: kid of the future
Jasper: spazper
Emmette: stalker
Rosalie: queen of the world
Carlisle: hyperventilating doctor
Esme: hyperventilating mother
Nessie: Jacob's girl
Jacob: half-vampire's mate
Seth: wolf-boy
Leah: crazy wolf-boy's sis
Sam: alpha dog
Emily: mrs. Alpha dog
Mike: Bella's husband
