Dlbn: Hey there, everyone! It's almost December, so you know what that means! (Hears crickets chirp) It means that Christmas and Chanukah are coming up within a few weeks! It also means that I'm going to jump on the holiday bandwagon and post a Loveless-themed fic! (Cheers)
Nbld: We'll be doing things a little differently. No, it's not a one-shot, no it's not a multi-chapter fic of the normal kind. It's a multichapter fic with each chapter being a one-shot!
Dlbn: While it's not new here on fanfic, it's new to us, so we're giving it a shot. It's not going to be all Christmas, well, okay, it's mostly going to be Christmas. But there will be a Chanukah chapter in here, too. I'm not sure if I'll post once a week, or every few days, it all depends on how quickly I finish a chapter. I have all the chapters done, and they each feature a different Loveless character.
Nbld: just so everone knows, T is just to be safe. it will start out K/K+, and I hope to stick as close to that as possible, but I know there's going to be at least one chapter that needs a "T" rating. -Cough- Seimei and Nisei -coucgh-
Dlbn: This is just an opening chapter for us to talk about what's going on, and a little song parody to give out for the prologue. Here we go!
Disclaimer: I do not own Loveless or any of the related characters, themes, objects, and anything else associated with it. That all belongs to Yun Kouga. The songs are not mine either. The first is a traditional song, but the second one, I think, is by Weird al. I make NO money off of this fic
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Ritsuka's 12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
My Fighter gave to me
A bunch of kisses with tongue
On the second day of Christmas
My best friend gave to me
A scarf she made
And some new film for my camera
On the third day of Christmas
My good friend gave to me
Some poster
A few acorns
And a painting of him and me
On the fourth day of Christmas
The Zeroes gave to me
Something they stole
Meeting plans
A jar of jam
And a painting he made for me
On the fifth day of Christmas
Soubi's friend gave to me
Five Chupa pops
Something broken
A scrapbook
Something real cute
And offered for me to move in
On the sixth day of Christmas
Yamato gave to me
Some coffee coupon
Bags of Chupas
Something girly
Some new pens
A Christmas card
And luggage to use to move in
On the seventh day of Christmas
Ritsu has given me
Tuition paid in full
A box of candy
More Chupa pops
Something funny
Photo frames
Some strawberries
And then he got down on one knee
On the eighth day of Christmas
My brother sent me
A box of bandages
Info on my brother
A stuffed animal
Too many Chupas
Something real cheap
A cute card
Even more jam
And he asked me to pierce his ears
On the ninth day of Christmas
Nagisa sent to me
A book of wordspell
An apology
A promise he won't keep
Her new cell number
No more Chupas
Re-gifted things
Video games
Some more jam
And I slapped him for scaring me
On the tenth day of Christmas
My teacher gave me a
Book I've never read
A smack on the head
An explanation
Nothing but he begged me
Giant marshmallows
A cute sketchbook
A flour bomb
Photo album
A big hug
And his class ring from his high school
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Nana had sent to me
The latest video game, a box of chocolates
Some compensation, promised he'd come home
Some kind of guilt trip thing, her new home address
Yummy Big Macs, pictures of them
Picture books, confessed her love
He made out with me on the couch
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My mother gave to me
A fork in my hand
Some really awesome cheat codes
My last graded test
Left the Zero boys here
A broken promise
Picture of young Soubi
New fighting techniques, homemade cookies
Just came over, had a party
Mistletoe
He asked me to be his boyfriend
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Soubi's The Twelve Pains of Christmas (Originally, The Twelve Pains of Christmas by, I think, Weird Al)
The first thing on Christmas
That's such a pain to me
Cutting down Christmas trees
The second thing on Christmas
That's such a pain to me
Getting out those lights
And chopping a Christmas tree
The third thing on Christmas
That's such a pain to me
Shopping in the crowded malls
Untangling lights
Bringing home that Christmas tree
The fourth thing on Christmas
That's such a pain to me
Making Christmas cards
People being really rude
Hanging up the lights
Bringing in the Christmas tree
The fifth thing on Christmas
That's such a pain to me
Kio's singing
Getting Christmas cards
All of the Black Friday sales
Fixing broken lights
Decorating Christmas trees
The sixth thing on Christmas
That's such a pain to me
Being snowed inside
Kio singing
Writing Christmas cards
Never finding parking spots
Taking down the lights
And moving the Christmas tree
The seventh thing on Christmas
That's such a pain to me
Ritsu calls me every day
The power goes out
Kio humming
Writing Christmas cards
Every store being sold out
Getting brand new lights
Putting stars on Christmas trees
The eighth thing on Christmas
That's such a pain to me
Not finding what they
Want for Christmas
Unwanted messages from him
There's no firewood
Christmas carols
Ripping Christmas cards
Even employees are rude
I'm fed up with lights
Needles from the Christmas tree
The ninth thing on Christmas
That's such a pain to me
All of the parties
Not getting what they ask for Christmas
He just won't leave me alone
When we have no heat
Kio's dumb songs
Mailing Christmas cards
Going out of town for gifts
Buying some new lights
And seeing that Christmas tree
The tenth thing on Christmas
That's such a pain to me
The Zeroes always fighting
School Christmas parties
Them finding where I hid all the gifts
Wish he would stop calling me
There's nothing to do
Please stop the singing
Throw out Christmas cards
There's only a few days left
No more decorating
I'm hating Christmas trees
The eleventh thing on Christmas
That's such a pain to me
No new TV specials
The mess all over the house
Christmas decorations
Them changing their mind about lists
I wish he would go away
I can't leave the house
Sing something new
Saving Christmas cards
I'm giving up on shopping
We don't have lights up
And the wilting Christmas tree
The twelfth thing on Christmas that's such a pain to me
Baking sugar cookies
TV specials suck
Flour all over the floor
Party mistletoe
Finding the right gifts that they ask for
I better change my number
It's way too cold out
The singing stopped
Throw out Christmas cards
All the last minute shopping
I'm so sick of lights
Time to throw out Christmas trees
