Dlbn: Hey there, everyone! It's almost December, so you know what that means! (Hears crickets chirp) It means that Christmas and Chanukah are coming up within a few weeks! It also means that I'm going to jump on the holiday bandwagon and post a Loveless-themed fic! (Cheers)

Nbld: We'll be doing things a little differently. No, it's not a one-shot, no it's not a multi-chapter fic of the normal kind. It's a multichapter fic with each chapter being a one-shot!

Dlbn: While it's not new here on fanfic, it's new to us, so we're giving it a shot. It's not going to be all Christmas, well, okay, it's mostly going to be Christmas. But there will be a Chanukah chapter in here, too. I'm not sure if I'll post once a week, or every few days, it all depends on how quickly I finish a chapter. I have all the chapters done, and they each feature a different Loveless character.

Nbld: just so everone knows, T is just to be safe. it will start out K/K+, and I hope to stick as close to that as possible, but I know there's going to be at least one chapter that needs a "T" rating. -Cough- Seimei and Nisei -coucgh-

Dlbn: This is just an opening chapter for us to talk about what's going on, and a little song parody to give out for the prologue. Here we go!

Disclaimer: I do not own Loveless or any of the related characters, themes, objects, and anything else associated with it. That all belongs to Yun Kouga. The songs are not mine either. The first is a traditional song, but the second one, I think, is by Weird al. I make NO money off of this fic

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Ritsuka's 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas

My Fighter gave to me

A bunch of kisses with tongue

On the second day of Christmas

My best friend gave to me

A scarf she made

And some new film for my camera

On the third day of Christmas

My good friend gave to me

Some poster

A few acorns

And a painting of him and me

On the fourth day of Christmas

The Zeroes gave to me

Something they stole

Meeting plans

A jar of jam

And a painting he made for me

On the fifth day of Christmas

Soubi's friend gave to me

Five Chupa pops

Something broken

A scrapbook

Something real cute

And offered for me to move in

On the sixth day of Christmas

Yamato gave to me

Some coffee coupon

Bags of Chupas

Something girly

Some new pens

A Christmas card

And luggage to use to move in

On the seventh day of Christmas

Ritsu has given me

Tuition paid in full

A box of candy

More Chupa pops

Something funny

Photo frames

Some strawberries

And then he got down on one knee

On the eighth day of Christmas

My brother sent me

A box of bandages

Info on my brother

A stuffed animal

Too many Chupas

Something real cheap

A cute card

Even more jam

And he asked me to pierce his ears

On the ninth day of Christmas

Nagisa sent to me

A book of wordspell

An apology

A promise he won't keep

Her new cell number

No more Chupas

Re-gifted things

Video games

Some more jam

And I slapped him for scaring me

On the tenth day of Christmas

My teacher gave me a

Book I've never read

A smack on the head

An explanation

Nothing but he begged me

Giant marshmallows

A cute sketchbook

A flour bomb

Photo album

A big hug

And his class ring from his high school

On the eleventh day of Christmas

Nana had sent to me

The latest video game, a box of chocolates

Some compensation, promised he'd come home

Some kind of guilt trip thing, her new home address

Yummy Big Macs, pictures of them

Picture books, confessed her love

He made out with me on the couch

On the twelfth day of Christmas

My mother gave to me

A fork in my hand

Some really awesome cheat codes

My last graded test

Left the Zero boys here

A broken promise

Picture of young Soubi

New fighting techniques, homemade cookies

Just came over, had a party

Mistletoe

He asked me to be his boyfriend

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Soubi's The Twelve Pains of Christmas (Originally, The Twelve Pains of Christmas by, I think, Weird Al)

The first thing on Christmas

That's such a pain to me

Cutting down Christmas trees

The second thing on Christmas

That's such a pain to me

Getting out those lights

And chopping a Christmas tree

The third thing on Christmas

That's such a pain to me

Shopping in the crowded malls

Untangling lights

Bringing home that Christmas tree

The fourth thing on Christmas

That's such a pain to me

Making Christmas cards

People being really rude

Hanging up the lights

Bringing in the Christmas tree

The fifth thing on Christmas

That's such a pain to me

Kio's singing

Getting Christmas cards

All of the Black Friday sales

Fixing broken lights

Decorating Christmas trees

The sixth thing on Christmas

That's such a pain to me

Being snowed inside

Kio singing

Writing Christmas cards

Never finding parking spots

Taking down the lights

And moving the Christmas tree

The seventh thing on Christmas

That's such a pain to me

Ritsu calls me every day

The power goes out

Kio humming

Writing Christmas cards

Every store being sold out

Getting brand new lights

Putting stars on Christmas trees

The eighth thing on Christmas

That's such a pain to me

Not finding what they

Want for Christmas

Unwanted messages from him

There's no firewood

Christmas carols

Ripping Christmas cards

Even employees are rude

I'm fed up with lights

Needles from the Christmas tree

The ninth thing on Christmas

That's such a pain to me

All of the parties

Not getting what they ask for Christmas

He just won't leave me alone

When we have no heat

Kio's dumb songs

Mailing Christmas cards

Going out of town for gifts

Buying some new lights

And seeing that Christmas tree

The tenth thing on Christmas

That's such a pain to me

The Zeroes always fighting

School Christmas parties

Them finding where I hid all the gifts

Wish he would stop calling me

There's nothing to do

Please stop the singing

Throw out Christmas cards

There's only a few days left

No more decorating

I'm hating Christmas trees

The eleventh thing on Christmas

That's such a pain to me

No new TV specials

The mess all over the house

Christmas decorations

Them changing their mind about lists

I wish he would go away

I can't leave the house

Sing something new

Saving Christmas cards

I'm giving up on shopping

We don't have lights up

And the wilting Christmas tree

The twelfth thing on Christmas that's such a pain to me

Baking sugar cookies

TV specials suck

Flour all over the floor

Party mistletoe

Finding the right gifts that they ask for

I better change my number

It's way too cold out

The singing stopped

Throw out Christmas cards

All the last minute shopping

I'm so sick of lights

Time to throw out Christmas trees