Harry Potter and the Evil Easter Bunny.
Warning: Lots of swearing and inside jokes due to sugar high. This was while chatting with my best friend (her nickname is Mussny, just so you know), we are too random for our own good. I wrote this in a sugar high last year and it 1wasn't even near Easter. I was reading too much Fanfiction at the time. =P
You will probably find this funny if you have a weird sense of humour (very like us) or are strange. Don't think of it as a bad thing though, consider it as a gift! ^^
Enough rambling.
Enjoy the absurdity, and Happy Easter.
(And review in the end please)
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ME: SUGAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!
SUGAR
SUGAR
THAT ALL SHALL CURVE BEFORE THE MIGHTY SUGAR!!
SUGAR
SUGAR
SUGAR
(Imotep hail-like, you know, that guy from the Mummy movie when the citizens are kinda hypnotized)
SU-U-GAR!
SU-U-GAR
SU-U-GAR
SU-U-GAR
Ron- OMG THAT'S NOT AN INFERI HARRY!!!!! THAT'S A ZOMBIE!!
Harry- WHA-? ZOMG!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEE!!!!!
RUN GIRLY RUN
Mussny: minha ("dude")
LOOL
ME: Ron- * bitch-slaps Harry in the face*
RUN VOLDYFAKER RUUUUUUUN!!!!!!
Oh noes!
Bunny- Oh yeses!
Harry- OH MY ZOMBIE GOD!
Bunny- YESSSS!! KILL!!! TEAR!!!! EAT!!!!
Mussny: loool
ME: Harry- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bunny- YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Harry- I'M GOING TO DIE BITTEN BY A BUNNY!
Bunny- NOT JUST SOME RANDOM BUNNY, THE EASTER BUNNY!!!
BWAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAH
THE EGGS! GIMME GIMME
Ron- NEVAH!
Bunny- YOU IDIOT! GIMME THE EGG!
Ron- NOT SOME EGG! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
EGGSNOT!!!!!!!! (as I named Voldemort, between my friend and I)
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH
Mussny: looool
ME: Bunny- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron- YESESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
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Mussny: xD
ME: Ron- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bunny- MUAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ALL SHALL DIE BITTEN BY THE EASTER BUNNY! THE PINK DARK LORD EGGSNOT SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
Mussny: loooooooooooooooooooooooool
xD
ME: Harry- OH NO! THE BUNNY IS A VAMPIRE
Mussny: looool
ME: Harry- HE'S EATING GINNY RON!!!!!!
Ginny- OH NOES! MY SUPER NECK NO!
Bunny- YESS!!! NECKS!!!!
Mussny: good lorde (good lord)
byt my ass (bite my ass)
xD
ME: Ron and Harry- NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bunny- YESSSSSSSS STRAWBERRY LIKE NECKS!!
Ginny- OH NOES HE'S RULING THA WORLD! RUN VOLDER FAKERS RUN LIKE HELL!
Ron- NOT AFTER I EAT EASTER BUNNY!!!! GIMME GIMME!!!
Mussny: lol
ME: Harry- EAT RON EAT! EAT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!
Bunny- MY ASS! HE'S EATING MY ASS!!!
Mussny: lool
ME: Ron- EASTER BUNNY!!!! HMMMMM (homer simpson drool)
Mussny: (yaa lol)
ME: And so it ends! After Ron, Harry and Ginny were attacked by the mighty Pink lord Eggsnot and the evil Easter Bunny, Ron saved the day doing what he did best: Eat.
Mussny: loooooool
xD
ME: The Evil Bunny and the Evil Pink Lord were defeated by Ron's sharp teeth, pity Ginny turned into some fusion of vampire and bunny.
Mussny:loool
me: Harry still shocked by the call of Zombies, was looking straight ahead and his last words were
Mussny: :)
ME: Harry- ZOMG!!!!! ZOMBIE!*girlish scream*
and he fainted.
THE END!
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A/N: First thing I ever posted here! :D
I know, weird stuff. Sugar highs don't help to type alot. xD
I don't really like this ending but oh well. =/
R&R
See you soon, (oh yes, there is another chapter ^^)
Morphy =D
