Harry Potter and the Evil Easter Bunny.

Warning: Lots of swearing and inside jokes due to sugar high. This was while chatting with my best friend (her nickname is Mussny, just so you know), we are too random for our own good. I wrote this in a sugar high last year and it 1wasn't even near Easter. I was reading too much Fanfiction at the time. =P

You will probably find this funny if you have a weird sense of humour (very like us) or are strange. Don't think of it as a bad thing though, consider it as a gift! ^^

Enough rambling.

Enjoy the absurdity, and Happy Easter.

(And review in the end please)

__

ME: SUGAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!

SUGAR

SUGAR

THAT ALL SHALL CURVE BEFORE THE MIGHTY SUGAR!!

SUGAR

SUGAR

SUGAR

(Imotep hail-like, you know, that guy from the Mummy movie when the citizens are kinda hypnotized)

SU-U-GAR!

SU-U-GAR

SU-U-GAR

SU-U-GAR

Ron- OMG THAT'S NOT AN INFERI HARRY!!!!! THAT'S A ZOMBIE!!

Harry- WHA-? ZOMG!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEE!!!!!

RUN GIRLY RUN

Mussny: minha ("dude")

LOOL

ME: Ron- * bitch-slaps Harry in the face*

RUN VOLDYFAKER RUUUUUUUN!!!!!!

Oh noes!

Bunny- Oh yeses!

Harry- OH MY ZOMBIE GOD!

Bunny- YESSSS!! KILL!!! TEAR!!!! EAT!!!!

Mussny: loool

ME: Harry- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bunny- YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Harry- I'M GOING TO DIE BITTEN BY A BUNNY!

Bunny- NOT JUST SOME RANDOM BUNNY, THE EASTER BUNNY!!!

BWAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAH

THE EGGS! GIMME GIMME

Ron- NEVAH!

Bunny- YOU IDIOT! GIMME THE EGG!

Ron- NOT SOME EGG! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU

dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

EGGSNOT!!!!!!!! (as I named Voldemort, between my friend and I)

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH

Mussny: looool

ME: Bunny- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron- YESESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

!!!

!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mussny: xD

ME: Ron- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bunny- MUAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ALL SHALL DIE BITTEN BY THE EASTER BUNNY! THE PINK DARK LORD EGGSNOT SHALL RULE THE WORLD!

Mussny: loooooooooooooooooooooooool

xD

ME: Harry- OH NO! THE BUNNY IS A VAMPIRE

Mussny: looool

ME: Harry- HE'S EATING GINNY RON!!!!!!

Ginny- OH NOES! MY SUPER NECK NO!

Bunny- YESS!!! NECKS!!!!

Mussny: good lorde (good lord)

byt my ass (bite my ass)

xD

ME: Ron and Harry- NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bunny- YESSSSSSSS STRAWBERRY LIKE NECKS!!

Ginny- OH NOES HE'S RULING THA WORLD! RUN VOLDER FAKERS RUN LIKE HELL!

Ron- NOT AFTER I EAT EASTER BUNNY!!!! GIMME GIMME!!!

Mussny: lol

ME: Harry- EAT RON EAT! EAT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!

Bunny- MY ASS! HE'S EATING MY ASS!!!

Mussny: lool

ME: Ron- EASTER BUNNY!!!! HMMMMM (homer simpson drool)

Mussny: (yaa lol)

ME: And so it ends! After Ron, Harry and Ginny were attacked by the mighty Pink lord Eggsnot and the evil Easter Bunny, Ron saved the day doing what he did best: Eat.

Mussny: loooooool

xD

ME: The Evil Bunny and the Evil Pink Lord were defeated by Ron's sharp teeth, pity Ginny turned into some fusion of vampire and bunny.

Mussny:loool

me: Harry still shocked by the call of Zombies, was looking straight ahead and his last words were

Mussny: :)

ME: Harry- ZOMG!!!!! ZOMBIE!*girlish scream*

and he fainted.

THE END!

__

A/N: First thing I ever posted here! :D

I know, weird stuff. Sugar highs don't help to type alot. xD

I don't really like this ending but oh well. =/

R&R

See you soon, (oh yes, there is another chapter ^^)

Morphy =D