Scene: Rolf, Nazz, Kevin, and Jhoney (and plank) are walking down the cul-da-sac

*Kevin run's into a flight of stairs*

Kevin: What the..

*A red carpet rushes down the stairs and Edd runs up to Kevin*

Edd: Ahem *blows tuner*

*singing to classical music*

He is the master,
The master of them all.
He just need's so many,
Enough to fill a mall.

Now everybody baw down,
His greatness we will sing.
Everybody loves him,
The jawbreaker King.

*Eddy walks down the carpet with a hat in his hand*

Eddy: *Singing to a more solom tune*

Can I ask a favor?
A simple one at that.
Will you drop a measly quarter,
In my lovely hat?

Just a simple quarter,
For a simple song.
A song that we made ourself,
A song that can't be wrong.

*Nazz and Jhoney both drop a quarter in his hat, Jhoney has a tear in his eye*
Jhoney: It's so beautiful, Plank.

Eddy: *Continueing*

Now join us with our singing,
Of the song we wrote for you.
For maby one more quarter,
We'll do some Babaloo.

*Music similar to I Love Lucy kicks in*

*Eddy dances around till the music stops*

*Ed jump into scene and sings to the cha cha..*

Ed:

Butterd toast with gravey.
Butterd toast with gravey.

Nazz: *giggles* You're funny.

Kevin: Yeah, but look's aint everything. Ha Ha.

Eddy: *Still singing*
Double D, this isn't working,
Now what do we do?
This is all your fault,
The fault goes all to you.

This singing is out,
We need somthing new.

Edd:
Wait a minuet Eddy,
I know what to do....

*The music fades out and in with a rap*
Eddy: Woah! C'mon! C'mon!

*Ed is rubbing the side of his head on Eddy's record player to make the scratch. He's laughing*

Eddy: Put up your hands!

*Rolf walks up to Eddy*

Rolf: Your hip-hop music burdens Rolf. Come wilfred, we must flee.

*He rides off on wilfred*

Kevin: Dork.
Eddy:

I tell you this, Kevin,
As a thing from the past.
In the near future,
Ya'better cover your..

*record screech*

*Ed jumps on Eddy wearing large clogs. Riverdance music comes in.*
Ed: *Laughs*

*Jhoney and plank start dancing too*
Jhonney: Shake it plank.

*close up of plank doing nothing.*
Jhonney: Oh, plank, you're a hoot.

*Camera pulls back to the Kankers looking at the Eds from behind a bush.*

Lee: Look Marie.
May: Our boyfriends are dancing.
Marie: Let's tango girls.

*Cuts to the kankers right in front of the Eds*

Lee: Hey, boys.
Eddy: Ah, Kankers.
Edd: no, Pain.
Ed: What you said, Double D.

*Blackout as you hear kisses.*

*Comes in with Eddy in the left side of his mirror. Edd is visible wiping his face with a hankie. Ed walk across the floor with his cheek on the carpet*

Ed: *Laughs*
Eddy: *Still singing*

We've got to fix this Kanker mess,
It's getting on my nerve.
You're the genius, Double D..

Edd: Quiet, Eddy, let me be torchred in peace.

End!!