Scene: Rolf, Nazz, Kevin, and Jhoney (and plank) are walking down the cul-da-sac
*Kevin run's into a flight of stairs*
Kevin: What the..
*A red carpet rushes down the stairs and Edd runs up to Kevin*
Edd: Ahem *blows tuner*
*singing to classical music*
He is the master,
The master of them all.
He just need's so many,
Enough to fill a mall.
Now everybody baw down,
His greatness we will sing.
Everybody loves him,
The jawbreaker King.
*Eddy walks down the carpet with a hat in his hand*
Eddy: *Singing to a more solom tune*
Can I ask a favor?
A simple one at that.
Will you drop a measly quarter,
In my lovely hat?
Just a simple quarter,
For a simple song.
A song that we made ourself,
A song that can't be wrong.
*Nazz and Jhoney both drop a quarter in his hat, Jhoney has a tear in his eye*
Jhoney: It's so beautiful, Plank.
Eddy: *Continueing*
Now join us with our singing,
Of the song we wrote for you.
For maby one more quarter,
We'll do some Babaloo.
*Music similar to I Love Lucy kicks in*
*Eddy dances around till the music stops*
*Ed jump into scene and sings to the cha cha..*
Ed:
Butterd toast with gravey.
Butterd toast with gravey.
Nazz: *giggles* You're funny.
Kevin: Yeah, but look's aint everything. Ha Ha.
Eddy: *Still singing*
Double D, this isn't working,
Now what do we do?
This is all your fault,
The fault goes all to you.
This singing is out,
We need somthing new.
Edd:
Wait a minuet Eddy,
I know what to do....
*The music fades out and in with a rap*
Eddy: Woah! C'mon! C'mon!
*Ed is rubbing the side of his head on Eddy's record player to make the scratch. He's laughing*
Eddy: Put up your hands!
*Rolf walks up to Eddy*
Rolf: Your hip-hop music burdens Rolf. Come wilfred, we must flee.
*He rides off on wilfred*
Kevin: Dork.
Eddy:
I tell you this, Kevin,
As a thing from the past.
In the near future,
Ya'better cover your..
*record screech*
*Ed jumps on Eddy wearing large clogs. Riverdance music comes in.*
Ed: *Laughs*
*Jhoney and plank start dancing too*
Jhonney: Shake it plank.
*close up of plank doing nothing.*
Jhonney: Oh, plank, you're a hoot.
*Camera pulls back to the Kankers looking at the Eds from behind a bush.*
Lee: Look Marie.
May: Our boyfriends are dancing.
Marie: Let's tango girls.
*Cuts to the kankers right in front of the Eds*
Lee: Hey, boys.
Eddy: Ah, Kankers.
Edd: no, Pain.
Ed: What you said, Double D.
*Blackout as you hear kisses.*
*Comes in with Eddy in the left side of his mirror. Edd is visible wiping his face with a hankie. Ed walk across the floor with his cheek on the carpet*
Ed: *Laughs*
Eddy: *Still singing*
We've got to fix this Kanker mess,
It's getting on my nerve.
You're the genius, Double D..
Edd: Quiet, Eddy, let me be torchred in peace.
End!!
*Kevin run's into a flight of stairs*
Kevin: What the..
*A red carpet rushes down the stairs and Edd runs up to Kevin*
Edd: Ahem *blows tuner*
*singing to classical music*
He is the master,
The master of them all.
He just need's so many,
Enough to fill a mall.
Now everybody baw down,
His greatness we will sing.
Everybody loves him,
The jawbreaker King.
*Eddy walks down the carpet with a hat in his hand*
Eddy: *Singing to a more solom tune*
Can I ask a favor?
A simple one at that.
Will you drop a measly quarter,
In my lovely hat?
Just a simple quarter,
For a simple song.
A song that we made ourself,
A song that can't be wrong.
*Nazz and Jhoney both drop a quarter in his hat, Jhoney has a tear in his eye*
Jhoney: It's so beautiful, Plank.
Eddy: *Continueing*
Now join us with our singing,
Of the song we wrote for you.
For maby one more quarter,
We'll do some Babaloo.
*Music similar to I Love Lucy kicks in*
*Eddy dances around till the music stops*
*Ed jump into scene and sings to the cha cha..*
Ed:
Butterd toast with gravey.
Butterd toast with gravey.
Nazz: *giggles* You're funny.
Kevin: Yeah, but look's aint everything. Ha Ha.
Eddy: *Still singing*
Double D, this isn't working,
Now what do we do?
This is all your fault,
The fault goes all to you.
This singing is out,
We need somthing new.
Edd:
Wait a minuet Eddy,
I know what to do....
*The music fades out and in with a rap*
Eddy: Woah! C'mon! C'mon!
*Ed is rubbing the side of his head on Eddy's record player to make the scratch. He's laughing*
Eddy: Put up your hands!
*Rolf walks up to Eddy*
Rolf: Your hip-hop music burdens Rolf. Come wilfred, we must flee.
*He rides off on wilfred*
Kevin: Dork.
Eddy:
I tell you this, Kevin,
As a thing from the past.
In the near future,
Ya'better cover your..
*record screech*
*Ed jumps on Eddy wearing large clogs. Riverdance music comes in.*
Ed: *Laughs*
*Jhoney and plank start dancing too*
Jhonney: Shake it plank.
*close up of plank doing nothing.*
Jhonney: Oh, plank, you're a hoot.
*Camera pulls back to the Kankers looking at the Eds from behind a bush.*
Lee: Look Marie.
May: Our boyfriends are dancing.
Marie: Let's tango girls.
*Cuts to the kankers right in front of the Eds*
Lee: Hey, boys.
Eddy: Ah, Kankers.
Edd: no, Pain.
Ed: What you said, Double D.
*Blackout as you hear kisses.*
*Comes in with Eddy in the left side of his mirror. Edd is visible wiping his face with a hankie. Ed walk across the floor with his cheek on the carpet*
Ed: *Laughs*
Eddy: *Still singing*
We've got to fix this Kanker mess,
It's getting on my nerve.
You're the genius, Double D..
Edd: Quiet, Eddy, let me be torchred in peace.
End!!
