Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner: Desert Love – Chapter 1

Author: I saw a picture on Deviantart where Wiley and Roadrunner were kissing, and it inspired this fiction idea. I apologize for the writing being a bit off, it was hard to accurately describe Roadrunners transformation. It will take time for the next chapter, so please be patient.

Attention: The characters within this fiction are the copyright property of Warner Brothers Studios. My only reason for using these characters is for the entertainment of Fanfiction authors and visitors. No intention of copyright infringement.


In the shipping plant of Acme Company, assemblies of employees were busy at work packaging and shipping the company's products.

Suddenly, one of the workers - whose job was to place the products in their assigned cases - was handed a product that didn't match its case. The worker panicked! He knew there wasn't any time to call in this mistake; lest he risk holding up the production line. Quickly, he grabbed some scotch tape, covered the title, and wrote out the product name. The worker placed the item in its box and sent it down the conveyor belt to the next employee. The item continued down the line to where it was packaged and shipped off for delivery.

Way out in the Arizona desert, Wil E. Coyote paced impatiently in front of his mailbox. He was waiting for his latest order from Acme and it was supposed to arrive that day.

Just then, Roadrunner (coyote's life long adversary) streaked past him at rapid speed; giving a short, "meep-meep!"

The coyote glared in anger. He stepped out into the road and readied himself to chase after his prey. But then, a delivery truck drove up (without warning) and ran over the coyote. Wil E. peeled his body off the pavement and began dusting himself off.

"Meep-Meep!"

The coyote jumped up in shock and then turned around to see the roadrunner behind him. Wiley tried to grab him, but Roadrunner was already speeding off in a trail of dust. Coyote just snapped his fingers in annoyance, angry that he had just missed the bird again.

Wil E. looked at his mailbox and his face instantly lit up; his package had finally arrived! Wil E. tore off the wrapping to reveal the product's case.

Slow Serum: guaranteed to slow anything down.

A sly grin came to the coyote's face. He slinked off into the desert to prepare his, possibly, best scheme ever.

Down the road, Wiley was preparing his latest plan. He poured out a box of birdseed next to a 'free birdseed' sign. hen poured the Slow Serum onto the pile. Then, the coyote hid behind a nearby rock to watch.

It wasn't long before he saw Roadrunner coming to an instant stop in front of the sign, looking down at the pile, and started pecking up the seeds.

Wil E. snickered wickedly; this time he was certain nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan. When the roadrunner finishes eating the seeds, he will slow down and Wil E. would be able to catch him.

The coyote smiled happily at the product that was finally going to get him his fresh cooked roadrunner dinner. Then he looked closer at the bottle and noticed something peculiar. The title looked like it was written on tape. Carefully, the coyote scratched off the tape to reveal the products real name.

Sexy Serum: Guaranteed to give women the perfect body.

Caution: for females only; may cause side effects for males.

Wil E looked up in shock after seeing the caution label. He looked over to Roadrunner, who had just finished eating the seeds. For a moment, nothing seemed to happen. But when Roadrunner looked directly at coyote, his entire body jerked with a twang and stiffened.

Seeing this, Coyote looked on the back of the bottle for the side effects label

Side Effects for males include: unspecified sexual gender-change and love-bond with the first male they see.

Wile E.'s eyes widened in worry! He looked back at the roadrunner and watched as it began to change.


Roadrunner's body slowly straightened up from it natural stance and raised to its full vertical height; with the additional length of its neck it now stood a head taller than Wil E. Then, the roadrunner's mid-body began to stretch and lengthen upward. At the same time, it's long natural thin neck sank into the body; it's absorbed neck-bones slowly changing into back bones. Roadrunner now stood at a height of five-feet and nine-inches and the neck was no longer than a single stalk of celery (six inches).

Next, the coyote watched as the roadrunner's lower and upper body began to stretch outward and widen into a set shoulders and hips while the mid-section shrunk inward and became taper; altering certain internal reproductive organs and creating an hourglass figure. It's wings stretched and thinned into feminine arms and hands with feather-like fingers.

Then, Roadrunner's long bird legs slowly filled out and became shapely, while his feet became petite with well manicured talons. Next, Roadrunner's chest and rear ballooned forward and outward into two single bulges; creating the (safe for viewing) appearance of a DD-chest and a bubble-shaped rear; giving an S-curve to Roadrunner's changing form.

The second-to-last changes were the head and tail feathers: Roadrunner's tail stood up in erect and its feathers curled into a beautiful plume; the stalk of feathers that formed in a crescent on top of his head drooped down to the right-side of his face. The crescent grew until it reached past Roadrunner's right upper-arm, then it became fuller until it was a bush of beautiful combed blue feathered hair that hung like a waterfall.

The last to change were the eyes: the roadrunner's eyelashes grew out by three inches, while large beautiful emerald green irises appeared around its simple black pupils.


Wile E. stared slack-jawed in disbelief as the changes drew to a close. Standing before him was now a tall, curvaceous, anthropomorphic female roadrunner.

The newly transformed roadrunner didn't move or even 'meeped' as he, now a she, stood there staring at Wil E. She had felt the changes in her body, but her attention was solely focused on the coyote alone. Suddenly, Roadrunner began to feel hot and her heart started beating faster. She no longer saw Wile E. as a natural predator. She now saw him as the handsome and rugged man of her dreams.

Wile E. gulped nervously as the roadrunner suddenly smiled and batted her half-lidded eyes at him. He remembered the bottle talking about a love-bond with the first male seen, and knew that he was the only male there. He trembled in fear as Roadrunner slowly walked up to him with a seductive smile.. The roadrunner caressed the coyote's chest with her soft wing; making him sweat nervously. Then, Roadrunner began to pucker her beak and made a kissing gesture towards Coyote. Wil E. saw this and panicked at what he knew she was about to do. Fear finally reached the coyote's legs and he took off like a shot into the desert.

Roadrunner watched as Wile E. ran off into the distance. She just sighed with a smile; she loved men who like to play hard to get. Giving a short feminine, "meep-meep," Roadrunner raced after her love; leaving behind a heart-shaped dust cloud in her wake.


That's not all folks. To be continued.