A/N: I do not own South Park. It is owned by co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. And yes, the game they mention is fractured but whole, which I also don't own. Also, this is a ship story, so if you don't like KyleXCartman (Kyman) or CraigXTweek (Creek), you can just NOT read the story, like, I don't know. By the way, this takes place after Splatty Tomato.
South Park episode #doesn't fucking matter, it's not real
Episode name: Kyman
Scene one- Street
Scene opens up with the boys talking about a new gaming system.
Stan:
The games on it look really fucking cool, dudes! There's this game where you play as a new kid in the town, and are trying to help the town super heroes find a missing cat or something. It's really sweet.
Kyle:
That sounds... oddly familiar.
Stan:
Only problem is that it's super expensive.
Cartman:
Kyle can buy it.
Kyle:
With what money, fat ass?
Cartman:
With your Jew gold, genius.
Stan:
Shut the fuck up, fat ass!
Kenny: *Muffled*
Yeah, shut up Cartman!
Kyle:
Oh leave him be guys, I've just learned to ignore hi-
Kyle gets cut off by a loud honk. Not really paying attention to what was happening; he didn't see the car speeding towards him. One of his friends saved his life.Faded voice:
KYLE, LOOK OUT!
Kyle was pushed out of the way. He felt his arm snap as he hit the ground.
Kyle:
OW! What the fuck..?
OH MY GOD!
He struggled to get to his feet due to the fact that the impact dazed him. He looked over to see Kenny taking Cartman's pulse, who was unconscious in a pool of his own blood. Stan was watching.
Stan:
Kyle, are you alright? You look like you're about to pass out.
Kyle:
*Still dazed*
I'm okay... just in shock I guess... well, my arm is 100% likely to be broken, but I'm okay.
Did Cartman... save me?
Stan:
I guess so...
Kenny:
*Muffled*
HE'S ALIVE!
Kyle:
*Starts hyperventilating*
Oh god- OH GOD!
Stan:
Kyle?
Kyle:
I... I think- panic attack-
STAN I THINK I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK!
Stan:
Kyle, it's okay, just breathe, okay? Just breathe.
Tom's Rhinoplasty's not far from here, hold on, I'll go get my mom so we can take you two to the hospital, FAST!
-End scene-
