Hello again, darlings. My three other Self-Insert OC stories seemed to be going pretty well, so I thought I'd try and start my fourth one. This idea in my head just won't go away and I'll try to take everything I've learned from my previous stories and incorporating them into this one.

Disclaimer: I, 15interestingfacts, do not own the genius characters of Kuroko no Basuke.

Warning: Language? Violence perhaps?

Summary: Yep, I hate Kise Ryota. That stupid, cocky, arrogant bastard. He used to be my buddy but I hated his guts, then he leaves without saying a word. Well, guess what; the God of Puberty decided to spend a little extra time on Kise and he return looking like a damn sex god. Despite the fact that he returns looking absolutely gorgeous, nothing changed and he's still a jerk.


I woke up to the sound of my alarm today. My body jumped as my alarm went off, was it seven already? I reached my phone and checked. Damn it, it's time to get up.

I groaned and dragged my legs to the bathroom. "It's Monday, Monday! Double period of torturous math with Mr. Lee. Double period of science with Mrs. Lim, what did I ever do to deserve this?" I mumbled to myself as I brushed my teeth.

"Oh Yuu, get over it! You do this every Monday!" my mother called from the kitchen. "Now, get dressed and come downstairs for breakfast before you're late for school again!"

I rolled my eyes and got ready before walking down the steps with my bag. I sat down for breakfast and sulked over the fact that it was Monday. "The weekend's so far away." I complained.

Mom ignored me and gave me a plate of eggs and bacon. "Now just go to school and come back home safely okay? I have a surprise for you that'll make your Monday a hundred times better."

"What?!" I said excitedly, "A new manga? Posters? Dolls? Chocolates? Cakes? What is it?! Can't you just give it to me now?"

She rolled her eyes. "Just eat."

Before long she went to the living room to watch over the news and I nodded along as she ranted about it. When I finished my breakfast, I grabbed my bag and ran out the door to see Kuroko outside my gate.

"What are you excited about, Yuu? It's only Monday, you hate Mondays." He said.

I shook my head. "I'm not, I just needed to get out of there."

He shot me a questioning look.

"Hey, do you want to listen to your mom rambling about politics and the raise of ramen prices for twenty minutes?"

"No."

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's go."


"Well, I think it wasn't that bad, Mr. Lee was absent." Kuroko said, cheering me up on my gloomy Monday.

"I know right! We basically threw a party in there." I laughed.

We reached my house and stared at the car parked in the garage of my neighbor's house. Kuroko pointed to the SOLD sign on top of the FOR SALE sign of the house next to mine. "That house is finally sold."

I stared at the car parked in the garage. "That car looks familiar."

"Maybe it's part of your surprise. Anyway, e-mail me."

I nod as I dig my keys out of my pocket. When I walked in, I notice the extra pairs of shoes by the door. Mom has guests ever…I wonder who it could be.

I let my thoughts wonder until I noticed a pair of Nikes. Oh my God, there's a guy here besides Dad! What if he's a total eye-candy? Or maybe he had some cosplay potentials? Maybe my Monday won't be so bad afterall.

"Mom? I'm home." I smiled and looked at the guest. Did I know them? I felt like I did.

My eyes landed on the guy sitting on the couch. W-whoa. He's a hottie! I blushed and stared for a moment. He's gorgeous!

"Hi Yuu. Oh, you've grown so much!" The lady gets up and hugs me. I hug her back awkwardly.

"Um, who are you?" I question.

Mom just chuckles. "You and your bad memory. The Ryota's are moving back! They bought the house next to us, it'll be like old times!" she smiles.

The Ryota's? Holy shit. Then that means that hottie is…is…Kise?!

My mom smiled and points to the hot guy chilling on my couch. "That's Kise, your best friend?"

My mouth drops open as he stands up. He towers over me as he walks to me. "Yuu, miss me?"

"N-No!" I stutter. That's Kise? Holy shi-Puberty does magic sometimes!
His parents and mine get up. "Well, kids we're going out for dinner to catch up. Adults only, so you guys can stay home. Why don't you catch up with Yuu, Kise?"

He nods devilishly at me and gives me that bitch face. "No problem." He smirks.

The adults seem to file out of the house in minutes. I ignore Kise and walk into my room. I drop off my bag and grab my sweats. I'm going to take a shower; maybe I'll fall asleep in there too. When I wake up, Kise won't be there. It'll all just be a dream!

When I come out, I notice he isn't in my living room. OH MY GOD. IT WORKED. THAT BASTARD IS GONE.

I smile and walk into my room just to see Kise sitting on the floor eating chocolate.

My

Last

Pack

of

chocolate.

"What the hell?"

He looks up and laughs. "Hey who's Kuroko?"

I look at the book he's holding. My diary.

"OH MY GOD."

"WHAT." Kise tries to act as surprised as me.

"I HATE YOU, KISE RYOTA!" I screamed as I reached for my diary. Holy crap, what else could he have read? That's a fangirl's life put in words and shoved in a book right there! The amount of dirty thoughts and imagines I've wrote in there. My God.

"Liar! I know you love me! Now who's Kuroko?" He said as he began flipping through the book. "ERH MY GOSH. KISE GIVE ME THAT YOU JERK." I jumped on him and grabbed the book. I sat right on his stomach just like how I would when we were little. For a second I wished I was heavier so I could squish him or something.

I hugged the book. "What else did you see?"

"Nothing!" He held his hands up in defense. "Just the first page. Who's Kuroko?"

"My friend!" I said bluntly before getting off him.

"Let me guess, is he famous?"

I ignored him and locked up my diary in my draw. Kuroko? Famous? Those words collide.

"Hey. Answer me."

I grabbed my phone and left my room. I was hungry and sure as hell didn't want to be in the same room as Kise. I called Kuroko. "Hey, wanna go out for Chinese?"

"You sure about that? ...It's gonna rain."

"Really?" I looked out the window and noticed all the storm clouds. "Sweet. Come outside with me? I'm fired up."

"Yuu, how bad was your surprise?" Kuroko asked over the phone.

"Well I'll tell you if you come over!"

He sighed and hung up. "Be over in 10."

Kuroko watched me as I stomped around in the rain.

"AND THEN WHEN I THOUGHT HE WAS GONE FOR GOOD, I WAS HAPPY FOR 5 YEARS THEN GUESS WHO CAME BACK, AO-"

He sighed and finished the sentence for me. "Kise Ryota." Kuroko says quietly. "Come on, you do this every time."

"Do what?" I stopped stomping.

"Put on your rain boots and throw a tantrum in the rain when you're mad." He said as he held his umbrella. Kuroko peeked out from under his umbrella and stared at me. "Aren't you cold? There are water everywhere. Did I mention that the TV broadcast said that it would flood today?"

I sighed. "Whatever. This helps me relieve stress anyway."

"Where is he?" Kuroko looked up into my room's window.

"In my room probably snooping around."

"Let's go back in. I'm getting cold."

"Fine." I muttered as I reached for my keys and opened the door. I left my boots on the floor as Kuroko dried off. "I think I'm gonna go. My mom just texted me."

"What?!"

"I didn't think she'll text."

"No. Not that! You're leaving me alone with that barbie looking thing?" I whined.

He patted my shoulder. "You'll get through it. I'll call you." Kuroko said before opening the door and leaving.

I sulked and dragged my feet to my room, I found Kise sleeping in my bed. He was hugging my blanket and totally hogging my bed. Did he fall asleep from the rain? I remember when we were little, Kise was scared of thunder; whenever it rained, we would hid under the blankets.

I rolled my eyes at the memory, I jumped a little when the thunder boomed. Kise flew up and stared out the window.

"Thunder?" I teased.

"Shut up." He muttered before grabbing my blanket and pulling it over his head.

I scoffed. "What happened to being thunder buddies?"

"I'm not scared anymore."

I walked over and opened my window which was next to my bed. "Good night."

I sat outside and listened with a grin of satisfactory on my face as I heard "GAH!","AGH.","HOLY SHIT.","AHHHHH." every ten minutes. Okay, maybe having Kise back won't be so bad, yeah? I know all his weaknesses and what he's scared of...This will be great.

Kise, welcome to Hell.


I ended up falling asleep on the couch that night, our parents stayed in a hotel since they couldn't get home. It all started as a thunder storm and now there's water everywhere. I'm not even kidding, there's like an ocean outside.

I'm stuck with Kise for the next two days or so because there is severe flooding. You know what sucks? That means Kise is going to be in the same house as me for the next two days. Noooo!

I almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning and saw the text from my mom. "Yuu, we won't be home until the water's cleared up. We're all at a hotel for now. Take care of Kise, okay? Don't do anything weird of course! But anyway, take care of Kise until we get home alright? Take care, bye. Love you."

Are you serious. .Serious. Two days with that prick? I'll be surprised if he's still alive by the time our parents come home.

I threw my phone on the couch and went to check on Kise. Dragging my feet to my room, I stretched on the way. Who knew sleeping on the couch would make you so stiff? I giggled then almost died when I noticed the bottom half of my bed was wet. Oh right, I left the window open.

Kise sat up and rubbed his eyes. "Karma Yuu, KARMA."

"Whatever." I muttered as I picked at the sheets. "At least I made you cry."

"Holy crap, it's like the Atlantic Ocean out there."

"Are you gonna go home or what?" I eyed the door.

"Well, I would if it didn't look like Bikini Bottom out there."

I sighed. "Well then change unless you want to get sick." I pointed to his T-shirt that was drenched in sweat and rain water.

He chuckled. "Aw, you do care." He pretended to spazz.

I wrinkled my nose in disgust.

He scoffed and walked into my room. "See ya in a few."

"Where are you going?"

"My room obviously." He said as he opened the window.

"What happen to it's Bikini Bottom out-"

For a dude, Kise has long legs. Majority of the guys in our school are short and stubby. I sighed, why are all the hot guys in this world taken, gay or famous?

I watched as he climbed out halfway opened his window and hopped in. I flipped him off as he mentioned I was short.

"What'cha looking at, midget? Jelly your legs aren't long to climb like this? Kise make an L with his fingers and put in on his forehead as he mouther Loser. I stuck my middle finger up and walked away.

You know what? Someday I'll be taller than him and you might no believe me but someday, I will be taller than that six foot two jerk.


"Hey shortie." A seven year old Kise tip toed over me.

I looked up from my book, damn it, it was getting interesting too, and glared. "What? Did you cry when the Doctor gave you that shot?"

He proudly shook his head then showed me his band aid on his hand. "Nope!" He huffed his chest a little. "I was so brave that the Doctors got chills."

I shrugged it off and resuming to reading my book. "So, you come here to gloat?"

"I wasn't finished. I grew three centi since my last visit. How tall are you? Still the same height?" Kise taunted.

I growled and got up with my book. "If you wanna gloat, go do it somewhere else. I'm currently ending this book."

Kise just rolled his eyes and snatch my book away from me.

"Stop being such a brat and give it back."

"I'm sorry, you want it back? Here, I'll give it to you…if you can reach it."

"KISE, I'LL KILL YOU!"

"You can't, you're too short." He stuck his tongue out.

I stomped on his leg, harshly if I may add, until he wince in pain. "Stupid. Stupid. Stupid!"


I sulked at the memory.

It was true, I always stayed the same height while he grew like there's no tomorrow. I'm lucky I'm five"eight right now. It felt so god when you get tall you know? Then it all came tumbling down when Kise called me one summer and told me he was five" eleven. I was like Oh, the Lord is testin' me.

I sat on the bed as I fixed the sheets. Minutes later, Kise stepped back in his sweats and shirt. It was hard to get mad at this guy when he looks this good in something as simple as a white t-short. But I still hate his guts.

I looked at the time, it was 11.20 in the morning. I gasped "11.20!"

Kise nodded. "Right!"

"NEW ANIME UPDATE STARTS ON CHANNEL 52 IN FIVE MINUTES." I said at the same time Kise said. "NEW ACTION MOVIE STREAMS FROM THE STATES IN FIVE MINUTES ON CHANNEL 72."

We stared at each other in surprise as we looked at the remote control. "ACTION MOVIE!" He hollerd as I screamed. "ANIME UPDATES."

We ran for the remote control at the same time. I jumped on him again as we fought for the remote. "Kise, be nice! Give it to me!" I screeched.

"Be nice to you? You're the one who threatens to kill me everyday!" he flipped to channel 72 and grinned in satisfactory as the opening of the movie starts.

"Kiseee!" I whined. "There's this new anime updates I've been waiting for, like, forever in two minutes and forty seven seconds! Lemme watch!"

"No shortie." He simply said

"I won't be your thunder buddy anymore."

"So?"

"UGH! I threw my pillow at him and only got madder when he caught it without flinching.

I hate you, Kise Ryota.


Yes. I did just do the very risky move of making an OC the best friend of Kise and Kuroko. I promise you though, she isn't a Sue. All I ask is that you bear with me up until chapter three before you decide to scrap it entirely, then you should have a fairly good feel for where I'm going with this.

The updates for this story will be on a (my) Saturday. It might be Sunday for some of you. If I fail to update this story on such day, I will do a double update next week

And now-enjoy! Reviews are love!