Authors: AmandaC & VRyan

Title:Alias Big Brother

Day one

"Welcome everyone to the big brother house I'm Davina McCall, on with the show"

There's a rumbling backstage a gun shot is heard………

Then silence…...

"Ok let's meet our illustrious housemates"

Loud applause……………………….

"Our first housemate is former SD6/CIA double agent…yes ladies and gentleman you guessed………Agent Jack Bristow"

Loud applause followed by wolf whistles…….Jack turns and is hit on the face by some underwear. He smiles seductively at Davina, winks and enters the house.

"Moving on our next housemate. Yep its Jacks son-in-law CIA's very own hunky, Michael Vaughan."

Ridiculously loud applause followed by even more underwear being chucked.

"House mate number three Ladies and gentleman former head of SG6, Arvin Sloane"

There's no applause and no underwear is thrown.

"Give it up for Agent Sydney Bristow"

Loud Screaming and applause then several members of the audience lunge forward (male members) and are hauled back by security.

"Housemate number five ladies and gentleman Mr Sark"

Several women in the audience pass out at this stage and are helped off the premises by medics.

"Our final house mate ladies and gentlemen is the lady who put oomph into killing yep lets hear it for former KGB agent and America's most wanted terrorist, Ms Irina Derevko"

Derevko smiles and is approached cautiously by Davina

"So Ms Derevko, I heard a gunshot backstage any idea what that was"

"Yes, my husband Jack, Technically Jack and I were still married, well he decided to Kill Arvin he shot and missed"

Jack backstage is cringing at the fact that it's known publicly that he is married to a psychopath

"I see, thank you Irina. I hope you enjoy your stay in the big brother house"

"Oh I will" Derevko enters the Big Brother house

Applause followed by several male members of the audience passing out and being removed by medics

End Chapter One