General Hammond waited in the gate room, SG1 were due back now and as
always he was there to greet them.
One by one each member of his flagship team stepped through the gate each
looking rather fed up and irritated. 'This will be one long briefing
general Hammond said to himself.
"Briefing in one hour," he said before striding back towards his office. SG1 headed for the showers, each silently dreading the impending briefing.
General Hammond strolled into the briefing room, everyone except teal'c stood up, (he didn't understand this earth tradition so didn't feel it necessary) General Hammond gestured for them to sit down.
"Welcome back SG1" General Hammond said taking his usual seat at the head of the large table.
"Who would like to begin?" he asked rather surprised by the quietness of the team. "Dr. Jackson?" he asked the usually chatty archaeologist.
"Not particularly general." He said rather contemptuously. General Hammond blinked in confusion.
"Major Carter?" he asked hopefully.
"No." she simply said then looked horrified at her own words. General Hammond looked even more confused. "Maybe I can explain this general." Jack interrupted. "A rather friendly man on that planet put a lovely curse on Carter and Daniel." He said, each syllable dripping with sarcasm.
"A curse? What kind of curse." General Hammond said in a shocked tone.
"Well basically general, this curse stops Carter and Danny boy from lying." Jack said trying not to laugh.
"Why would someone do that?" General Hammond said his voice getting higher and higher and his face getting redder by the second.
"The people of this planet did not like the way Major Carter and Dr. Jackson lied so flippantly so placed this curse upon them." Teal'c added. General Hammond looked around the room and sighed.
"All of you report to the infirmary and I expect to have mission reports from each of you before 1800 hours, dismissed." He said rising from his chair and leaving. Daniel and San got up and left, Jack turned to Teal'c and said, "This is going to be fun." With a smirk he followed the others to the infirmary leaving teal'c with a raised eyebrow.
A/N a lot of people were complaining of my one super long paragraph haha so here it is again, with proper grammer ( , Helen xxx.
"Briefing in one hour," he said before striding back towards his office. SG1 headed for the showers, each silently dreading the impending briefing.
General Hammond strolled into the briefing room, everyone except teal'c stood up, (he didn't understand this earth tradition so didn't feel it necessary) General Hammond gestured for them to sit down.
"Welcome back SG1" General Hammond said taking his usual seat at the head of the large table.
"Who would like to begin?" he asked rather surprised by the quietness of the team. "Dr. Jackson?" he asked the usually chatty archaeologist.
"Not particularly general." He said rather contemptuously. General Hammond blinked in confusion.
"Major Carter?" he asked hopefully.
"No." she simply said then looked horrified at her own words. General Hammond looked even more confused. "Maybe I can explain this general." Jack interrupted. "A rather friendly man on that planet put a lovely curse on Carter and Daniel." He said, each syllable dripping with sarcasm.
"A curse? What kind of curse." General Hammond said in a shocked tone.
"Well basically general, this curse stops Carter and Danny boy from lying." Jack said trying not to laugh.
"Why would someone do that?" General Hammond said his voice getting higher and higher and his face getting redder by the second.
"The people of this planet did not like the way Major Carter and Dr. Jackson lied so flippantly so placed this curse upon them." Teal'c added. General Hammond looked around the room and sighed.
"All of you report to the infirmary and I expect to have mission reports from each of you before 1800 hours, dismissed." He said rising from his chair and leaving. Daniel and San got up and left, Jack turned to Teal'c and said, "This is going to be fun." With a smirk he followed the others to the infirmary leaving teal'c with a raised eyebrow.
A/N a lot of people were complaining of my one super long paragraph haha so here it is again, with proper grammer ( , Helen xxx.
