N/A Yay! This is my first fanfic! Because of that, I hope nobody flames me.
If you see a **, it's because a character is speaking in English. Also, in the dialogues I will refer to 'Alfred' as America, but the South American Nation-tans will refer to him as U.S. (Yeah, like England and U.K.) Also, I'll put in () the name of country that a S. American Nation-tan belongs.
Disclaimer: I only own the plot.
United States of Hetamerica
"There was a time where Old America, Aztecan Empire, Incan Empire and Mayan Empire ruled over the American continent…"
"These are the stories of their descendants, and their influence over the world of… HETALIA!"
America: So, we must start the American meeting, *you guys*! By discussing the problems now, we can avoid a new fiasco like in the last UN reunion! And I'm a *hero*!
Venezuela: Fiasco? Which fiasco? The last time you were only discussing with U.K. and France!
Suriname: Big bro let U.S. finish his hero shtick speech. The sooner he finish, the sooner we can return to our homes.
America: *Thank you*, Suriname… Wait, what was that last thing you said?
Peru: I'm bored…
Colombia: Me too…
Bahamas: La, la, la, la…
China: …So I'll sell you this-aru…
Mexico: China, qué haces aquí! I don't want more Chinese products.
America: -_-+ You aren't paying attention!
Canada: (raising a hand) I have something to say.
America: TTMTT While it isn't about Justin Bieber.
Canada: On n'est pas. Bro, why we only eat this bacon on the meetings? From time to time let me bring some of my own to share!
America: (face meets palm) Your bacon tastes like jam!
Canada: My bacon's better than yours! C'est genial!
America: NO, IT ISN'T!
Canada: YES, IT IS!
America: *Bacon Blade Battle Starts!*
Canada: Maple! En garde!
Cling! Cling! Cling! Cling! ...
Brazil: Not again…
(U.S.)Puerto Rico: It's seventy third time this month. A new record!
Cling! Cling! Cling! Cling! ...
Russia: May I go to your house? I would like to spend my vacations somewhere sunny, da.
Ecuador: As long as you let me go to youws.
(U.S. state)Alaska: Mother Russia! ^_^ What are you doing here?
Russia: Shhh!
(Ecuador Is.) Galapagos: Sister, you should say something to U.S. about the intruders.
Ecuador: (smiles) It's not necessawy…
Poland: (from a phone brought by Colombia) TELL IT TO AMERICA RIGHT NOW, OR ELSE YOUR CAPITAL WILL BE WARSAW!
Cling! Cling! Cling! Cling! ...
Jamaica: When they will finish? U.S. promised to me that he'll make the next America's Next Top Model in my house.
Trinidad & Tobago: Nunca. -_-+
Cling! Cling! Cling! Cling! ...
Mexico: (laughs histerically) Qué gran pelea! (stomach growls) Does somebody have churros?
France: (from a phone brought by Martinique) I can bring you some of my food, mon beau garçon…
(England) Cayman Is.: *Shut up* (hangs him out very loudly)
Cling! Cling! Cling! Cling! ...
French Guyane: Are vous conscient that right now you look like U.K. and Frère France?
Guyana: *Nope* If U.S. would be conscient of that, he now would be with an 'Ah? Ah! I'M NOT LIKE HIM!' face.
French Guyane: Tu est correct, bro.
Cling! Cling! Cling! Cling! ...
Argentina: Wanna some tortellini, Uru-kun?
Uruguay: No
Paraguay: Uru-kun, control your birds!
Uruguay: Mia dispiace. Urus, come here right now!
Bolivia: ZZZZ…
Cling! Cling! Cling! Cling! ...
Venezuela: ENOUGH! U.S.! CANADA! KEEP DOING THAT AND WE COULD CALL YOU U.K. AND FRANCE'S KNOCK-OFFS, U.K. JR. AND FRANCE JR. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT! U.S., YOU SUGGESTED TO MAKE THIS MEETING, BUT YOU'RE TURN IT INTO A GLADIATOR SPECTACLE OR A BATTLE OF TIWINZA OF SOME SORT! -_-+
(Battle of Tiwinza: A conflict between Ecuador and Peru for the territory)
America: You aren't better! You're imitating Germany…! But, I think you're right. This is just embarrassing.
Canada: Maple! I think it, too.
America: Let's just restart… (realizing China and Russia are there) …restart the meeting… (America's berserk button's pressed) WHAT THE…? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
China: I was selling my products-aru.
Mexico: (angst face)
Russia: I was chatting with Ecuador! (smiles)
America: -_-+ GET LOST, YOU COMMUNISTS! STOP SPOILING MY COLLEAGUES! (kicks them out of the house)
(For extra emphasis, imagine a large simplistic drawn person and another more short being kicked from a very simplistic house. Ha, ha, ha, mostly like Italy usually does)
America: Are you OK? Mexico? Ecuador? Did they hurt you?
Mexico: (faking illness) No…but… I would feel better… if you return me my glasses…
America: Better luck next time, *pal*. Ecuador, are you OK?
Ecuador: Si. I want to share an idea.
America: You can do it, Ecuador!
Ecuador: HETAMERICAAAAAA…!
"These are the stories of the always-forgotten-by-Hidekaz countries…"
Do you like it? Next chapter I'll make a character profile of Nation-tans next!
If you review:
If you're Latino, Caribbean or from Africa, please tell me how are your countries because I haven't developed too much their personalities. Avoid the things people can find easily on internet. I want curiosities, popular names, food, and the ethnics from your countries. Right now, I only made Ecuador, Peru and Brazil a girl, Venezuela, Colombia, The Guiana, French Guyane, Suriname, Uruguay, Paraguay, and Argentina a boy.
If you're European, Australian or Asiatic, please share the stereotypes from our S. American countries. Avoid the very bad ones.
Toon-Girl-Abby's leaving the place at least now.
