Three Angels:

1 worried about her hair, 1 angel drunk off her mind, 1 who couldn't care less

Once upon a time, there were three angels who worked for some random dude named Piotr, kinda like Charlie but different (and really buff); how he's different we don't know. But he does have a Russian accent which makes him cool and Russian. So anyway back to the story.

One day the angel girlies were online and talking to the legend of Zelda with chicken nuggets in their hands ( ?). Then Piotr started talking to them because he could with Xavier's technology. (He stole it with the help of one certain Cajun), his voice ended up being broadcasted through the cheesy speakers. (Yes, they were made of cheese) "Hello there angels."

"Fuck you Piotr (Russian: … Peter)" Aura-chan shouted, in a drunken stupor. From some magical place she pulled a gun and started waving it threateningly at the speakers and screen. (Yeah, like he can see it Aura rolls eyes) okay anyway...'good morning Aura. Nice to speak to you as well'

"'Ya know for a Russian immigrant, he speaks really good English." said Tabby.

"Why am Ah here?" Rogue said from her shadowed corner. "Cause we told you to be," they said at the same time. Only Aura said it in a really mean way that scares lots of small children even though she's supposed to be an angel.

"Whatevah," Rogue rolled her eyes. So Aura started shooting at the computer like she does every day... Rogue had stopped yelling at her to quit destroying her computer, knowing that it won't do any good.

"What? What the hell are you talking about? I don't do this every day! Just occasionally!"

YA KNOW WHAT AURA! I'M THE NARRATOR SO WHAT I SAY GOES. I COULD MAKE YOU A HUMAN! OR WORSE...KURT!

'NO! Please I'll shut up! Don't make me Kurt!" Aura-chan started groveling on her knees. OKAY. Moving on.

"I think that we should have a barb-e-queue. Everyone's invited! PIOTR! CAN YOU HEAR ME?" They heard a loud scoff from the other end of the speaker thing. "Yes, Tabby, I can. Aura missed the damn speaker."

"I did not miss! NO! I hit the one that dudn't work. No is required." Rogue and Tabby exchanged a funny looking glance. "Yeah, she's hammered alright." Rogue said, not caring that winged one heard. "I AM NOT HOME! TAKE ME DRUNK!" She screamed. "Blame Warren." She murmured to herself, but really loudly. Rogue ran to the intercom that Warren was rich enough to afford.

"WARREN! DID YOU PUT GHB IN HER DRINK AGAIN!" She shouted in the microphone speaker thingy. Queue random shot of Warren sitting in an office on the top floor of the castle that's right, I said it, castle (in England?)

Warren glanced around nervously. He made a face that gave away that the boy had done just that. bowm chica wow wow chica wow I'm gettin' laid tonight! was basically what he was thinking when he bought the drugs off the street bum because for some reason the Latin Drug Kingpin didn't like him (so he can't buy drugs from the one trustworthy source in all of the WORLD!). "Um...N-no-NO ROGUE I DID NOT DO SUCH A THING! (insert British/ new york accent here.)"

back to the girls

"BARB-E-QUE! Call the Brotherhood! Tell the Acolytes! Screw the Hellfire! Send the Morlocks a care package! See if we can tempt the WildCATS! Aura interrupted Tabby's ranting to say, THUNDER CATS HOOOOOOO! I guess we could bring the X-Men...but no Scott or Jean. Can't forget the Nasty Boys."

"Wait!" Shouted Aura. "What if we drownedid her? That way we could having the fun! But then again... she might create a big air bubba around herself, and BREATHE!" Aura's face was completely pale, from lack of oxygen. Angels don't like to breathe, remember? Especially when their drunk/high off of date rape drugs.

Rogue rolled her eyes. But then smiled. "Hehehe. Angels are funny." Tabby started laughing. "We need a pass time!" Shouted Aura from her new perch on top of the computer desk. "Wait, I already have one!"

"An' w'as that, sugah?"

"YA KNOW how many empty room we have. Lots a place to ya know, but we put all these computers and desks in them. I have losta seenednames (Translation: lots of screen names), so I am (IM) myself and run another room and write back." Rogue and Tabby started laughing harder.

"Angels are REALLY funny." Rogue got in between chuckles. Aura shuffled her feet towards the door. "Where are you going?"

"To Warren's room. Its my bed time," Aura started flapping her wings.

"STOP!" Tabby shouted grabbing her head. "You're messing up my hair!"
"Sugah, its only eleven, IN THE MORNIN'."

Aura started mumbling to herself and started walking away again. Rogue heard something about 'stupid x-men, stupid angel. Stupid... pillow' before she fell over in the doorway. Rogue laughed really hard. Tabby missed the whole thing though because she was to busy fixing her hair. "Say what now?" Tabby ran over to Aura and helped her to, 'bamf' thanks Kurt, the newly placed couch. Yes, in the present computer room. (Do not question the narrator. I am God.)(Yeah, sure Rogue… Aura bows, yeah right, yeah so we're writing this fic together and I'm like hyper out of my mind at the moment, lol.)

Aura bolts up off the couch for a brief and shining moment "I swear to drunk I am not God." lays back down

Rogue raised one eyebrow. "WTF?" Kitty stood in the doorway. Thanks to Kurt

"I heard that you guys were in, like, need of- AHH" Kitty turned intangible as a bullet from Aura's random gun passed through her and hit the cement wall behind her. "OMG! WHAT THE HELL! I'M LIKE JUST HERE TO HELP! LIKE, WHATEVER!" Kitty had Kurt bamf her away. "I don't like her, says like too ma--" Aura passes out for a FINAL TIME! I think

Warren comes running in tears. He assumes the groveling position with his hands raised to the heavens Hehehe get the pun? and gives a very long cry of, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObreathOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObreathOOOOOOOOOO" told ya it was long Warren got up off of his knees and moved past the computer to grumble to Piotr, who could hear all of this, "Waste of my money, and I'm not talking about the drugs." Then he paced back over to the couch, to check and see if Aura was really out you all know what's coming.

"WHAT THE HELL! YOU PAID FOR ME TO SLEEP WITH YOU! WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS RING MEAN? I'M YOUR FRICKING...WHO DID YOU PAY! BASTARD!" Aura strangled him during her rant.

Tabby started to raise her hand in answer to Aura's very scary question. Then Rogue slapped it down. "No!" She muttered under her breath. Aura, hearing something peculiar, turned around, still gripping Warren's neck. "What?" She asked innocently GOD SHE SCARES ME SOMETIMES.

"Nothin', you can glomp Warren now,"

"WHAT? AHH WARREN! Are you okay? Oh, please breathe! Why? Mini skirt? Mini skirt? MINI SKIRT! Cow? Tissue? TAROT CARDS ON BREAD! Watch the Slayers Premium movie, the one with the octopese" She dragged him into the bedroom nearby to... er...resuscitate him. Yeah, we'll go with that.

"Okay... Tabby, get everyone over here, make the boys cook, and let me take a nap." Rogue said as she walked out the room.

"Okay." Tabby smiled, and winked at an imaginary camera. Mumble mumble mumble ------said the narrator