Drabble and a half, with more fluff than thought possible to stuff a fic four times the length with. Written when my brain was asleep.
Very un-original as well.

Disclaimer: Yadda yadda yadda, don't own, and you won't get anything if you sue, as I already owe various people about 70 bucks... and am only able to make seven dollars at a time.

Warnings: Slash, and a horrifying amount of fluff. Go ahead and flame, I like fires :)


"Er... Sirius, what are you doing?" Remus asked.

"I think that's obvious. I'm kissing you," He said, in Remus' opinion, entierly to matter-of-factly, and leaned in to kiss him again. Remus allowed himself to be kissed for only a moment before pulling away again.

"Yes, but why are you kissing me?" Sirius moved his mouth to Remus' ear and whispered, "I wanted to. And I wanted to because then I would be able to run my hands through your beautiful, soft hair," he said, doing just that, "And so I could look into your golden eyes," he pulled away, just enough to look into said eyes, "But mostly because I wanted to know how those wonderful lips would feel against mine." Remus stared at him, blushing, his eyes wide in shock. Sirius leaned forward again, and kissed the other boy's slightly parted lips, and this time Remus didn't pull away to ask why. This time, Remus kissed back.


ATTACK OF THE FLUFF!
Dun dun, duuuuun.

Once upon a time, a girl wrote a fanfic that was fluff so pure, everyone who read it went into shock. So her brave friend, and slash-hater, Troy, took his trusty sword, and attempted to chop the story to bits, for the good of all the people who read her fanfics. Unfortunately, our brave hero drowned in the fluff. The End.

The moral of both stories: Go to bed on time, instead of writing insane stories, and posting them on You will probably regret it in the morning... And you may know that at night, but you won't care :p