Disco Queen

Ok going to take a break from drama and write some funny stuff. Believe it or not this was my mom's idea

Lol. Please read and let me know how you like it!

"I can't take it anymore!" Alucard shifted through the wall into the kitchen where Walter had resided to make tea. "What the warm weather" The old man replied fanning his face with a napkin. "That and Her!" He pointed upward where Integrals office would be.

"She is so bitchy!" Seras had walked in her face pale red. "Oh you noticed huh?" Alucard asked laughing as she slumped into a chair. "She has been getting a little on the moody side" Walter said as he drained the tea into a pitcher. "I think she needs a hobby" Seras said leaning back. "she does have a hobby, being bitchy!" The elder vampire stated.

"Well at least she hasn't gone into midlife crisis yet, although we better enjoy the few years that will lead up to it" Walter said sighing. "What's midlife crisis?" Seras asked with a goofy smile. "Well Alucard you remember when her father would drag me out of the house with a big backpack?" the man said rolling his eyes.

"What are you guys talking about?" Pip had now joined. "Shut-up Pip I'm about to find out what midlife crisis is" Seras said leaning farther to meet his gaze. "What is that why she's like she is?" Pip said laughing. "Go on Walter this is interesting" Alucard urged him to finish his story.

"Anyway, he used to go to disco clubs and act like a bohemian fool" Walter slapped his forehead remembering the times. "What the old man went to clubs!" Alucard could not believe what he was hearing. "Yes, disco clubs" Walter sighed again.

"Ok so you go into midlife crisis when you do disco, whatever that is?" Seras asked becoming even more confused. "Don't be so dense, midlife is when you reach forty and you get bored, so you try to be a kid again and fail" Alucard said nodding in agreement. "Oh and I guess that's what you did because you passed forty along time ago" Seras said smirking.

"Well Alucard is right about the midlife but the disco was a form of dance a long time ago" Walter blushed. "Care to explain why your embarrassed" Pip said noticing the look on the old mans face. "Alright I tried to dance once, I never got the hang of it" He was beet red by this point.

"You mean to tell me that you and Auther were at a club dancing!" Alucard went into a mad laughing fit trying to picture the two dancing. "So how do you disco anyway?" Seras asked. "I saw it once in an old movie, they were doing this" Pip said trying to imitate the dance moves. He spread his feet apart and moved his hips in a rather strange fashion, moving two fingers across his face. Seras was laughing so hard she fell out of the chair.

"Well what do you think?" He asked out of breath. "I think you need lessons" Walter said shaking his head. "Give me a break I wasn't born in the 70's" He continued to perfect what he thought was good dance moves. "That's really funny!" Seras was trying to copy Pip's movements. Alucard was laughing even more and Walter just stood there feeling like an idiot.

"This is really fun, Why don't you try Master" Seras was actually pretty good. "Hey I have a good Idea" Alucard was scheming and Walter could tell. "I say we have a party" He showed his fangs in delight. "I really don't think that Sir Integral would care for that" Walter did not like the sound of this at all.

"I agree, after all we are all bored and we can get our groove on" Pip was having way to much fun. "That's my point she needs to have some fun" Alucard said. He to was giving a go at trying the disco moves. Although when you are close to 7" tall you look kinda stupid.

"But if we have a party wouldn't we need a theme of some sort?" Seras asked she had finally stopped dancing. "Yeah, and some funky clothes!" Pip said swinging his hips which only made Seras laugh more. "Oh what the hell, Auther and I still have some of our stuff in the attic" Walter said pointing upward.

"Then lets go check it out" Seras was the first to reach the stairs as everyone followed. "Here" Walter had slid a very dusty trunk from behind some things that were piled to the ceiling. He opened it up and unfolded the strangest pair of pants any of them had ever seen.

"What in the world is that?" Alucard touched the hem and was surprised to find it had a kind of silky feel. "These are made of polyester, They go with these" Walter handed the pants to Alucard and dragged out a very colorful shirt and shiny black shoes.

"Wow that's just like the stuff in the movie I saw!" Pip said taking the shoes from Walter. "What movie was that?" Seras asked looking further into the trunk and pulling out other articles of clothing. "It was called Saturday night fever" He said trying on the shoes. "Oh I have to say that John Travolta can sure dance" Walter said in respect. "I say we all find an outfit and start this party!" Alucard said grabbing a white shirt from Seras.

Ok how do you like it so far. I am about to make this thing really funny. Imagine Alucard in bellbottoms and a white silk shirt lol. Please review more stuff coming soon!