If you give an Assassin…

If you give an Assassin a knife

He'll ask you to help clean up the body

If you help the assassin clean up the body

He'll try to leave you

If he tries to leave you

You'll jump on his back

If you jump on his back

He'll try to shake you off

If he tries to shake you off

You'll use chloroform on his ass

If you use chloroform on his ass

You'll have to take him home

If you take him home

You'll have to hide him in the basement

If you hide him in the basement

You'll have to keep the Templars away

If you keep the Templars away

You'll have to hide those bodies

If you hide those bodies

Your house will start to smell

If your house starts to smell

Your going to have to move

Once you move , the Assassin will start to wake up

If your Assassin starts to wake up

You have to keep him quiet

If your going to keep him quiet

You'll have to bake him a cake

If your going to bake him a cake

Your going to have to make it chocolate

If you make it chocolate

He's going to get excited

If he gets excited

A Templar will notice

If a Templar notices

You'll have to give the Assassin a knife…