If you give an Assassinā¦
If you give an Assassin a knife
He'll ask you to help clean up the body
If you help the assassin clean up the body
He'll try to leave you
If he tries to leave you
You'll jump on his back
If you jump on his back
He'll try to shake you off
If he tries to shake you off
You'll use chloroform on his ass
If you use chloroform on his ass
You'll have to take him home
If you take him home
You'll have to hide him in the basement
If you hide him in the basement
You'll have to keep the Templars away
If you keep the Templars away
You'll have to hide those bodies
If you hide those bodies
Your house will start to smell
If your house starts to smell
Your going to have to move
Once you move , the Assassin will start to wake up
If your Assassin starts to wake up
You have to keep him quiet
If your going to keep him quiet
You'll have to bake him a cake
If your going to bake him a cake
Your going to have to make it chocolate
If you make it chocolate
He's going to get excited
If he gets excited
A Templar will notice
If a Templar notices
You'll have to give the Assassin a knifeā¦
