Disclaimer: I own nothing, as sad as that is.
A/N-
This is the product of what happens when I'm bored out of my mind in chemistry. Run while you still can!
*****
It was another boring day in detention. Pietro was drumming his fingers on the desk.
'Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored,' Pietro chanted in his head.
He had already annoyed everyone in the room, with the usual replies of:
"Go away"
"Shut up"
"Shhhhhh" and,
"Bug off", In which Todd perked up.
"Bug? Where?"
Pietro glared at the clock.
"I hate you, you time piece from Hades," He muttered darkly.
The clock turned back five minutes. Pietro face planted on his desk.
Just then one of the many teachers, who always seemed to get the job as a teacher with a degree in hating teenagers, walked in looking none to pleased to have to talk to the 'lower life forms'.
"*Someone* has let all the frogs and worms loose from their cages in the biology lab" the teacher said looking at the apprehended misdemeanors.
"They were born out in the wild! They deserve to be free!" Pietro called out dramatically.
"So it was you, Mr. Maximoff?" the teacher asked raising an eyebrow.
"Who me?" Pietro asked innocently.
"Yes you!"
"Couldn't be!"
"Then.........NO! NO! I refuse to get into *that* with you!" The teacher shouted covering his face with his hands.
"Yes you are"
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are"
"No I'm not"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes times infinity squared! HA! I WIN!"
The teacher screamed in frustration and ran from the room.
Pietro looked at the clock. It was fifteen minutes after his detention time was over. That teacher had held him up! That Bastard! Pietro gathered up his books, and started speed walking from the classroom and ran smack into Principle Kelly.
"Turn right back around Mr. Maximoff, you have detention for driving a teacher to a nervous breakdown."
"I just served my time for driving the teachers crazy, so I'm calling double jeopardy, I don't have to serve time for the same thing, plus if he couldn't handle that I was doing the whole school a favor!"
Principal Kelly blinked. "Stop talking like this is prison! Now get back in there!"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"Yes"
"No"
"So glad you agree!" Pietro said smiling wildly, spinning on one foot and walking down the hall and out the door. Principle Kelly's frustrated scream followed him. Pietro smirked and congratulated himself on a job well done.
~ End ~
A/N-
This is the product of what happens when I'm bored out of my mind in chemistry. Run while you still can!
*****
It was another boring day in detention. Pietro was drumming his fingers on the desk.
'Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored,' Pietro chanted in his head.
He had already annoyed everyone in the room, with the usual replies of:
"Go away"
"Shut up"
"Shhhhhh" and,
"Bug off", In which Todd perked up.
"Bug? Where?"
Pietro glared at the clock.
"I hate you, you time piece from Hades," He muttered darkly.
The clock turned back five minutes. Pietro face planted on his desk.
Just then one of the many teachers, who always seemed to get the job as a teacher with a degree in hating teenagers, walked in looking none to pleased to have to talk to the 'lower life forms'.
"*Someone* has let all the frogs and worms loose from their cages in the biology lab" the teacher said looking at the apprehended misdemeanors.
"They were born out in the wild! They deserve to be free!" Pietro called out dramatically.
"So it was you, Mr. Maximoff?" the teacher asked raising an eyebrow.
"Who me?" Pietro asked innocently.
"Yes you!"
"Couldn't be!"
"Then.........NO! NO! I refuse to get into *that* with you!" The teacher shouted covering his face with his hands.
"Yes you are"
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are"
"No I'm not"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes times infinity squared! HA! I WIN!"
The teacher screamed in frustration and ran from the room.
Pietro looked at the clock. It was fifteen minutes after his detention time was over. That teacher had held him up! That Bastard! Pietro gathered up his books, and started speed walking from the classroom and ran smack into Principle Kelly.
"Turn right back around Mr. Maximoff, you have detention for driving a teacher to a nervous breakdown."
"I just served my time for driving the teachers crazy, so I'm calling double jeopardy, I don't have to serve time for the same thing, plus if he couldn't handle that I was doing the whole school a favor!"
Principal Kelly blinked. "Stop talking like this is prison! Now get back in there!"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"Yes"
"No"
"So glad you agree!" Pietro said smiling wildly, spinning on one foot and walking down the hall and out the door. Principle Kelly's frustrated scream followed him. Pietro smirked and congratulated himself on a job well done.
~ End ~
