~*~this is dedicated to our biggest fan. Lily's PoV~*~

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl named.Jane. She was a pure girl, innocent as a newborn babe. Her hair flowed down her back like golden waves, and her eyes shone of the deepest blue. Her voice sounded like bells when she talked, and all animals gathered to her when she walked in the woods.

One day, while practicing a spell to make all world hunger vanish, Jane made a mistake. For deep in the back of her mind, she held a secret lust for an elf named..Legolas.

DUN DUN DUN!!!

Now, while Jane was casting the spell to end world hunger, the little secret popped out of her mouth just in time for Jane to finish the spell.

"I cast thee, world hunger, out of our lives for as long as the world shall turn and Legolas shall come to me and spill within me his eternal seed!!"

Suddenly, there was a flash of bright light, and the wind picked up like nothing before. Jane was sucked into a hole in her floor, and everything suddenly went black.

~*~*~Later~*~*~

Jane awoke to the swarming of male voices. As she looked up, she noticed an old man with a pointy hat, a few small munchkins, lots of dark haired elves, one who looked a lot like Agent Smith.a slightly rugged man with velvety clothing, and another loudmouth dingbat with long hair and a shiny horn.

And then she saw him.

Her heart gave way to the pitiful thump thump of it being stolen away. Stolen, by the elf named Legolas.

~*~what happens next?? That's for De to decide.HEE!~*~