Disclaimer:  Fortunately for me, I do NOT own Legolas.  He belongs to the one and only Tolkien.

A/N:  I thought up this rhyme after I visited the Legolas-torture website of Naheka, otherwise known as The Legolas Assassinator.  I really suggest visiting it, if you are a lego-hater, that is. :) http://naheka.tripod.com/legolasviolentdeath And both this fic and the website are about MOVIE-Legolas with his dumb, long blonde hair, NOT book-legolas!   Also, sorry if it's all out of whack (hehe…obsolete word), but I had trouble getting onto fanfic.  Enjoy! ;)

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                                                                                                Once upon a time

                                                                                                In a faraway land,

                                                                                                Evil crazies convened

                                                                                                And together they banned.

                                                                                                They met at a council

                                                                                                And together they planned.

                                                                                                They decided then and there

                                                                                                That together they must stand.

                                                                                                Together they did stand

                                                                                                And formed a mighty plan-

                                                                                                The greatest plan

                                                                                                Ever thought up by a Man.

                                                                                                They formed a plan

                                                                                                To kill off Legolas,

                                                                                                Which was explained in detail

                                                                                                By their headless, dark boss.

                                                                                                One member asked,

                                                                                                "How long will it be

                                                                                                 'fore we pull off this crime?"

                                                                                                To which the boss replied,

                                                                                                "Patience, my dearest. 

                                                                                                 All in due time!"

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                                                                                           BWAA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!