Disclaimer: Fortunately for me, I do NOT own Legolas. He belongs to the one and only Tolkien.
A/N: I thought up this rhyme after I visited the Legolas-torture website of Naheka, otherwise known as The Legolas Assassinator. I really suggest visiting it, if you are a lego-hater, that is. :) http://naheka.tripod.com/legolasviolentdeath And both this fic and the website are about MOVIE-Legolas with his dumb, long blonde hair, NOT book-legolas! Also, sorry if it's all out of whack (hehe…obsolete word), but I had trouble getting onto fanfic. Enjoy! ;)
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Once upon a time
In a faraway land,
Evil crazies convened
And together they banned.
They met at a council
And together they planned.
They decided then and there
That together they must stand.
Together they did stand
And formed a mighty plan-
The greatest plan
Ever thought up by a Man.
They formed a plan
To kill off Legolas,
Which was explained in detail
By their headless, dark boss.
One member asked,
"How long will it be
'fore we pull off this crime?"
To which the boss replied,
"Patience, my dearest.
All in due time!"
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BWAA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
