Arin and Danny woke up in a field void of anything except grass and some robotic salvage. "Uh...Danny I think you're a fucking Hedgehog" Arin says. "Arin you're a fucking green cat." Danny retorts. Danny is a black hedgehog, and Arin is a green cat. "Oh fuck, I think we're in Sonic Forces." Arin said. "Im our character blurp mcflurton or whatever the fuck we called her." "So you got Cat titties?" Danny said trying to hold back a huge laugh. Arin shakes his head trying to hold back a laugh as well. All of a sudden Sonic blazes past as some motobugs are in close pursuit. "Oh jesus fuck." Arin said as he stumbled backward. A few motobugs crept towards the 2 friends. "Oh shit they gonna rape our ass." Danny yelled. All of a sudden Sonic sped around and attacked and destroyed all the motobugs. "Hey swearing is for scrubs, and THATS NO GOOOOD" Sonic said. Danny and Arin fucking just collasped into giggles. "Huh? Whats so funny?" Sonic asked. "N-nothing Sonic J-just take us t-to the safehouse." Arin saud between giggles. Sonic was confused over that. "Uh...ok just follow me." Sonic said as he sped off. "Hey sonic we ain't that fast!" Arin shouted. Sonic sped back."Guess I have to teach you the basics back at the base." Sonic sighed. "That hedgehog buddy of yours can naturally run fast so just have him carry you and follow me." Arin climbed onto Danny's back as they sped off. "So uh what do you mean by the safehouse. We haven't had to use one of those since Eggman went dark 2 months back." Sonic said as they sped towards a town. "Oh shit Arin, the events haven't happened yet." Danny whispered to Arin. All of a sudden an explosion rocked the earth. "The town!" Sonic yelled as he boosted into the town. "I can't boost like you Son- oh fuck him." Danny said. They arrived just in time to see Sonic get fucking kicked into the wall. "Oh shit, Infinite, Shadow, Chaos, The guy from sinister 6 or whatever, Arin we 'bout to die." Danny said. "Hey you 2 you were with Sonic right?" Tails asked. "Yeah he rescued us from some motobugs in what I think was Green Hill." Arin replied. "Follow me then I'll get you to a safehouse." Tails said as he led them into a dark alley. "Shit hope he doesn't rape us" Arin said. Danny chuckled as they jogged up to Tails. "100 meters forwards 25 degrees west 250 meters forward and you'll hit it" Tails said pointing. "Thanks that will make the extermination of your friends 10 times easier." Shadow said as he jumped down from the roof. "Arin we got a fucking boss battle... Arin?" Danny said. Arin jumped from the roof and hit Shadow over the head with a metal bat. "Holy shit what the hell." Shadow said as he spun around."Fuck you edgelord." Arin said as he procedded to beat shadow into the ground with a metal bat. "Tails we need to go before more show up." Arin said as he tossed away the bat. "Before you go take these." Tails said as he pulled out 2 flamethrower wispons. "Aw fuck yeah" Arin said. "Get roasted! Sonic style one liner" Danny added. "Uh yeah well bye." Tails said as he walked way visibly confused.

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