AN: Just a little DN drabble for your enjoyment.
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or Death Note characters.
He was doing it again. L, the one who would not shake his suspicions about Light being Kira, was being completely irrational. It was driving Raito crazy how L was constantly in his personal space. He was mucking up his zen!
First L threw out his sugar free gum because he said it was unhealthy for Ratio. Then L moved around Raito's school books from the perfect order he had them in, so he could see whether Raito was hiding any porn mags. But now Raito would not allow L to do what he was about to do.
He was going draining out Raito's hair gel.
Not just any hair gel. Raito's special hair gel. The hair gel that smelled like strawberries and bananas and made every woman (and some MEN) faint at the smell. It created the bounce and shine of his wonderful locks of love!
"This will not do you any good Raito!", says L.
Raito frowned at L. It was time to lay down his law.
He grabbed Ryuzaki bye the collar slamming him against the door and did not hear his gasp.
"You can take away my freedom and my personal posessions, but NEVER TAKE MY STRAWBERRY-BANANA HAIR GEL AWAY! I'll never let you!"
L sighed in defeat and tried to loosen Raio's grasp on him.
"Okay Raito, but when I jump you in bed tonight, don't say I didn't try to resist."
Hope you enjoyed it.
-jade the hatless
