Author's Notes: 1. This is completely fictional. 2. The characters in the story are not the same age as the show. 3. Based on the rules from I must add that this is Fiction M suitable for 13 year olds and above. 4. I am totally up for suggestions to add to the series 5. If you don't like the series don't comment it take your shit somewhere else. 6. There will only be slight lemon in the series. If you want that there are websites for it.
Now that that is out of the way, On with the story. Also chapter titles will be fancy
Some Crazy Shit
A.K.A chapter 1
Dipper had seen some of the craziest shit. He has seen fairies, dinosaurs, even a triangle dorito demon. But he had never seen SOUTH PARK.
It was a snowy day in South Park,Colorado. The temperature read 30 degrees outside and the boys were freezing. The sun glared of the snow on days like this. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny were standing at the bus stop like normal. When Stan said, "Guys you here about the new kids?"
Kyle replied " Yeah they moved in next door to me, they seem pretty cool to me."
Cartman then said " Let's hope the new kids fucking talk this time, last time we had a 'new kid' the only thing they ever said was 'fuck you guys, i'm going home'."
Kenny replied with "its cold out here."
The bus arrived and with it the arrival of two new kids, one was a nerd whose head was in a journal covered in red with 6 fingered hand on the front with the letter 3. The other was a beautiful girl with long hair who all the boys immediately fell in love with. Except for Kenny who didn't care about girls that much anymore.
Cartman immediately sat behind The nerd and the beautiful girl, while the rest of the kids sat near the 2 new kids.
Cartman immediately said to the new kids " who the fuck are you two?"
The 'nerd' started to say "Im Dipp-"
When his believed sister yelled "IM MABEL AND THIS IS MY BROTHER DIPPER!"
Stan replied to this by muttering "Why do all the cute girls have to be insane."
Wendy yelled from the back "I HEARD THAT!"
The arrival at school was new for the pines kids. Especially the fact that counselor said mkay all the time and that the teacher had a sex change.
End of Part 1 of Chapter 1
