I DO NOT OWN ANY O THE CHARACTERS FROM THAT 70'S SHOW
(The Scene opens with Jackie storming out of the Forman's basement closely followed bye Kelso)
" Kelso," Jackie said angrily as she walked into the garage. "Why the hell did I even take you back?" Kelso looked at her with the same amount of anger.
"Jackie, I didn't do anything, why are you so mad?!"
"Kelso you idiot I just saw you and Laurie in her bedroom. God! What do you take me for?"
"Jackie, come on, it's just Laurie."
"Yeah Michael it's just Laurie for the THIRD time! God if you like her so much why don't you just date her?!"
"Jackie, would you just let me explain?" he asked in a whiny voice. Jackie crossed her arms over her chest and stood glaring at him.
"Fine Michael, explain." Kelso walked over to her.
"Jackie, listen to me. I love you with all my heart, okay?" he said, "But Laurie is just really hot and irresistibly sexy and REALLY great in the sac."
"What, and I'm not? Is that it Michael?"
"Well Jackie…"
" Kay, FINE!" she said pushing him away from her.
"If Laurie's so much better than me than why don't you just go screw her some more Michael, cuz you're not getting anything from me, ever again."
"What?!:
" Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, you speak 'Kelso'…how can I make this any easier for you to understand? Oh how about: WE'RE OVER, FOR GOOD!" with that she stormed back into the basement leaving Kelso standing dumbstruck in the garage.
" OKAY FINE, MAYBE I WILL SEEING AS SHE IS BETTER THAN YOU!" he screamed back once he realized he had been dumped.
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Jackie sat on the couch in the Foreman's Basement. She looked at the clock, it read 12:00 am. 'Great', she thought, 'I'm gonna be in soooooooo much shit when I get home…' she got up off the couch and made her way ver to the door but before she could leave she heard the phone in the basement ringing. "Oh well I guess I should get that, it's gonna wake everyone in the house up…" she picked up the phone.
"Hello?"
"Oh hello Jackie dear," came her mother's overly cheerful voice. "I was hoping to find you here."
"Yeah mom I'm on my way home."
"Oh good. Your father and I have already had your bags packed so as soon as you get here we can go."
"Wait go where?" she asked sitting back on the couch.
"Oh, your father didn't tell you? Well that's just like him… but anyway. Your father had gotten a new job in Florida. It starts next week. We've bought a nice new house and everything so we have to go early to get unpacked. I'll send a driver to come get you." She said.
"No, wait!" Jackie said, "Mom, I can't leave, all my friends are here!"
"Oh come on dear, you call those…those commoners your friends? Those dope heads? Now let's be serious. When we move you can get some nice new, rich friends to hang out with." said as if it were the most sensible thing to do.
"Mother! You are so shallow, god!" Jackie said angrily
"Jackie, if it means so much to you, why don't you just stay?"
"Maybe I will!" Jackie yelled .
"Fine, it's your choice, but don't expect us to give any kind of allowance." Her mother snorted
"What?"
"If you stay, we'll cut you off. You won't be getting any money."
"Fine, go. I really don't care." With that she hung up. "god, everything is so screwed up… where am I going to sleep?" she looked around. "Well I guess here is as good as any. But what am I gonna sleep in?" she made her way to Hyde's room, knocking softly. "Hyde, it's me Jackie. I was wondering if I could borrow a shirt or something…" there was no response. "Hyde?" she opened the door to find that Hyde was in fact not there at all. He wouldn't mind if I just borrowed a shirt…right? She thought to herself walking over to his dresser picking the longest T-shirt she could find. On the front was a picture of KISS. She quickly got changed and walked back into the basement folding her clothes into a pile on the floor bye the couch and lying down quickly falling asleep.
Hyde, Erik and Fez entered the basement 2 hours later. " What a party man." Hyde said as Erik turned on the lights. Fez, who was the only one facing the couch jumped as he saw Jackie sleeping on the couch clad only in Hyde's T-shirt.
"Hey guys, what is up with Jackie?" he asked tapping Erik on the shoulder. Both boys turned around.
"Hey, what the hell?" Erik said walking over to her. "Hey, Jackie wake up…go home" she didn't budge. "Man, she's out like a light."
"Yeah, a light wearing my KISS T-shirt." Hyde said, " Wake her up man, I want my shirt back."
"Ah, just leave her till tomorrow." Erik said, "We'll ask in the morning…I should at least get her a blanket or something…"
"Yeah, she looks cold." Fez said walking over to Jackie.
"No, I just wanna cover that up man, no one wants to see that man."
"Hey speak for yourself man." Hyde muttered. Both boys looked at him strangely.
"What?" Erik asked.
"Come on man, you have to admit she is hot.." He said.
"Yes Erik, he has a point." Fez said smiling.
"Well I'm still getting her a blanket. Maybe you should go to bed Hyde, I think you've had a little bit too much to drink."
"Yeah, you're probably right." He said smiling, " see you guys in the morning." With that he retreated to his room. Erik shook his head and ran up the stairs. Fez grabbed his jacket and headed out the door taking one last glance at Jackie. Erik quickly returned with a blanket and draped it over her body, walking over to the phone and dialing Donna's number. The Phone rang momentarily before a very tired sounding Donna picked up:
Donna: Hello?
Erik: Hey Donna, did I wake you up?
Donna: Yes
Erik: Sorry…um I came home tonight and Jackie was asleep on my couch…what happened?
Donna: Don't ask me, I haven't seen Jackie since this morning.
Erik: Oh, okay, can you come get her or something?
Donna: Erik, it's 2:05 in the morning, I'm not getting out of bed and going all the way to your house to get someone who is already asleep there anyway. Wait till tomorrow.
Erik: But Donna she's on my couch and all she's wearing is a KISS shirt and it's not something I happen to like.
Donna: Whatever Erik, I'll see you tomorrow. Erik heard the dial tone and hung up.
"That is so weird…" he said taking one last quizzical glance at Jackie before going up to his room.
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Jackie slowly opened her eyes and quickly became aware of her surroundings. "Crap…" she said under her breath before getting up and making her way to the Foreman's Kitchen. Red, Erik, Hyde, Laurie and Kitty looked up from their breakfast. "Can I help you?" Red asked angrily, "Or are you just wandering around my kitchen for no reason?"
"Oh, hi Mr. Foreman. I didn't realize anyone was here…"
"Yeah well it is my house…our house. What the hell are you doing here?"
"Yeah Jackie, what the hell are you doing here?" Erik asked turning around to face her.
"Um…"
"Well isn't this amusing, Hyde." Laurie said grinning, "Why, isn't that your KISS T-shirt? Why would a girl be wearing your T-shirt? Could it be our little orphan had sex?"
"Can it Laurie." Kitty said, then turned to Jackie. "Jackie dear, would you like something to eat?"
"Kitty," Red said, " she's fine, she doesn't want anything to eat. Do you?"
"Now Red, stop trying to intimidate the poor dear. Here Jackie, why don't you sit down and I'll get you some nice waffles."
"Thanks Mrs. Foreman but I should really go."
"Oh nonsense, your all skin and bones, have some nice warm breakfast and then you can go get dressed."
"Actually Mrs. Foreman, kinda don't have a change of clothes."
"Well why in heaven's name don't you?"
"I decided to stay on short notice, I didn't bring anything to change into." She said as Kitty handed her a plate of waffles.
"Oh, okay then, you can borrow some of Laurie's clothes for now."
"But mom," Laurie started but Kitty cut her off.
"Red, would you please…"
"Laurie you'll let Jackie borrow some clothes."
" Daddy…"
"Can it Laurie." He said taking a bite of waffles. Laurie sat glaring at Jackie as she ate her breakfast quickly.
"Kay come on Jackie, I guess you should come up to my room to change." She said angrily as Jackie followed her out of the room. Red waited until both were upstairs until he spoke.
"Why the hell is she here?" he asked, "And in your T-shirt, Steven?"
" Mr. Foreman, for once in my life I can honestly say I have no clue." With that he took his dishes and brought them to the counter before walking back into the basement to see Donna.
"Hey Donna." He said but before he could continue Jackie entered the basement wearing a red tube-top and tight low cut jeans.
"Hey, Steven, can I talk to you for a minute?" she asked.
"Jackie…damn." He said looking at her and pointing at her chest, "Where you been hiding those?"
"Hyde!" Donna slapped him on the arm, "Jackie, what the hell are you wearing?"
" Long story… Hyde can I please talk to you for just a moment?"
"Sure," he said following her into his room, " We'll be right back." He closed the door.
"Hyde, my parents left, they cut me off and they're moving. No more house, no more money, no more anything. I need your help."
"Wait what?" he asked sitting down on his bed, "Jackie why are you telling me this?"
"Because I figure you know what it's like." She said, "Please, I need you to help me." She said.
"Jackie, I can't. It's not like I have any money or anything. Hell this isn't even my house." He said, "Why would your parents do that anyway?"
"My dad got a new job and they wanted to move and I didn't. So they left."
"Jackie, why wouldn't you wanna go?" he asked, "This town is a shit hole."
" Hyde, you guys are the only friends I've ever had. I can't leave."
"Jackie, you can't chose friend over family, I mean yeah some of us would miss you but-"
"My mom was the one who suggested that I stay. They obviously don't want me." Before they could continue, they heard Kelso's voice in the basement. Both exited his room. Kelso looked at them in shock.
"Jackie, why were you guys alone in his room?" He asked angrily.
"Why are you ever alone in Laurie's room?" she asked as if that were the answer. (He made that high pitch "Ah" thing that he does whenever he's outraged).
"Wait-" Hyde began to protest but Kelso cut him off.
"Just because I slept with Laurie doesn't mean you have to go sleep with Hyde."
"Wait man you cheated on Jackie again?" Hyde asked suddenly changing his mind and deciding to go along with Jackie's charade.
"Well yeah…" Kelso said a goofy smiled crossing his face momentarily, then it turned to a scowl again. "but that's no reason for you to dog me man!"
"Who's doggin' who Kelso? Wasn't it you who cheated on her first?" Jackie couldn't believe Hyde was actually going along with this, but she didn't care. The look on Kelso's face was worth every time he had ever cheated on her.
"You know what, Hyde, I don't think you guys did sleep together, this is some kind of a joke." Kelso said pointing at them, "You're trying to make me feel sorry for cheating on Jackie. Well it's not happening pal cuz I caught you."
"This is no joke, Kelso." Jackie said putting her hand on Hyde's chest seductively, "And Hyde is ten times bigger, and better than you in the sac." Hyde felt a slight blush creep to his face and hoped no one would notice it. Kelso gave another outraged squeak at this.
"Oh yeah, well prove it." He said.
"What?" Hyde and Jackie asked at the same time.
"Yeah, Hyde, go up her shirt. I dare you."
"Kelso!" Hyde said angrily.
"What? It's not like it's anything new to you, right?" Kelso said crossing his arms. "unless you didn't sleep together. Hyde gave Jackie a sideways glance. She gave a slight nod to tell him she was alright with it.
"Okay, Kelso, you asked for it" he said turning and kissing Jackie passionately. She kissed him back, running her fingers through is curly hair. Slowly he began to slide his hands up her shirt undoing the clasp of her bra and removing it, dropping it on the floor. His hands found her breasts cupping them gently then kneading them slowly .he removed one hand and grabbed her right thigh, hooking it over his left hip and holding it there, running his hand up and down it. He removed his other hand and picked up her other leg so that she was wrapped completely around him and kissed her down her neck she moaned softly as he got to her collarbone and shoulder, before returning his focus to her lips and kissing her roughly.
" Hey!" Kelso said angrily, "You guys! Stop!" Jackie pulled her lips from Hyde's.
"Steven" she said barely above a whisper, "Did you feel something?" her voice was begging him to say yes as she grinded against him. All he could do was nod. She smiled, kissing him momentarily before pulling away.
"We'll continue this later." She said unwrapping herself from him.
"Yeah." He said picking up her bra from the ground. "Here, you can go put this on in my room."
" Okay." She said flashing Kelso a triumphant smile as Hyde regained composure and she headed for his room, closing the door behind her.
