"Wow would ya' look at that

"Wow would ya' look at that?" Miley said looking at Lucas and Lilly.

I didn't wanna tell Miley but I love Lilly.

"I know Lilly's the queen of backwash I bet he's slurping bits of her burger right now," I said trying to improvise.

"This is a big moment for Lilly," she said as Lilly slurped her shake. "And if you had a romantic bone in your body you'd be able to see that."

Oh Lilly was so cute with that pink top on. She giggled. I hate that guy. And here's why he's my sister's best friend's brother. See she had to bring me to her house and he "accidently" gave me a black eye. So I got so mad smashed a box that had a necklace for his girlfriend. And he's been trying to get revenge on me. And it "slipped out" of Cooper (Jackson's friend) that I had a crush on Lilly.

"Hey!" I said. "I have eyes, he said something funny she laughed big whoop."

"She's not laughing cuz he's funny she's laughing cuz he's cute!" she yelled. "Boy brains you might as well scoop them up and store nuts up there."

I hate it when she acts like I'm supposed to know about girly girl stuff. I'm a guy for heavens sake! At least I can be me around Lilly.

"Oh so girls laugh at me cuz I'm cute," I said hopefully.

"No girls laugh at you cuz you nod like a chicken," she said. "And then you fall over things."

"I do not!" I argued.

To make Lilly jealous I said, "Hey what up baby?" while I was nodding and fell out of my chair.

The girls starting laughing like crazy! EW, I got sand in my mouth! Gross! Oh that's what Miley was talking about.

"Omigosh!" Miley shouted. "I don't believe it!"

"What?" I asked as I was wiping of sand from my pants.

"He just asked her to be his girlfriend," she said.

"How can you tell?" I asked.

"Wait for it," Miley said giving Lilly her famous "go ahead" signal.

Lilly started flipping to Miley and me.

"He just asked me to be his girlfriend," she squealed as she got some hair out of her mouth. "Eek!"

"Eek," Miley said hugging her.

Lilly flipped back to the stool she was sitting at and then got on Lucas's bike.

"You have no idea how cute they are," Miley said sighing.