.a.u.t.h.o.r. - Grasshopper (A.K.A. The Undertaker's Muse)
.e.m.a.i.l. - uber_bitch13@yahoo.com
.r.a.t.e.d. - Um…PG, I guess.
.w.a.r.n.i.n.g.s. - None
.t.i.m.e.l.i.n.e. - Around 10/25/05
.s.p.o.i.l.e.r.s. - Um…just the current storylines.
.p.a.i.r.i.n.g.s. - Drew/Hunter, Stacy/Trish, and Shawn/Rob
.s.u.m.m.a.r.y. - Two people bond. Anything else will give away the story.
.a.u.t.h.o.r.s...n.o.t.e.s. - This wasn't planned. This damn thing came out of nowhere, waking me up at 3:45 in the fucking morning!
.d.i.s.c.l.a.i.m.e.r. - I own no one and nothing, except for the story itself.
"I hate this gimmick," Drew whined, running his fingers through his short hair. "I mean, the Testicles thing was bad enough, but to make me cut my hair…"
"I know," Stacy commiserated, twirling a blonde lock through her fingers. "I mean, not that you're not hot and everything, but you are so not the blonde Canadian I want to be kissing. I mean, HLA is a big thing; why couldn't they have paired me up with Trish? At least then, I could keep an eye on her. That Victoria chick has a thing for her, I can tell."
"I don't know, but I just want it all to be over with…and don't even get me started on this angle that Hunter and Shawn have going. Damn Kliq sluts are all the same. I tell ya, Stace, if I find out the two of them are fucking again, I'll…well, I don't know what I'd do, but it'd be really bad and probably involve Hunter's precious sledgehammer."
"Maybe they've both learned something since the last time they went at it. Besides, Shawn and Rob are together now."
"Like what, how to actually convince me that they aren't going at it every chance they get? Meetings, my ass. And you know that Rob's just as much of a whore as Hunter and Shawn are."
"True… You know, it would be so much simpler if we were bi. Then you and I could get together and forget all about those annoying blondes."
"Yeah, really. Unfortunately, that's not the case."
"Uh huh."
"So… You wanna get a gallon of Phish Food and watch some old black and whites?"
"Oh, hell yes."
"You sound like Steve."
"Oh, shut up, Drew."
