The prefects had their own premises for their meetings somewhere on the 34th floor. Lucky for them the stairs moved by themselves. A prefect meeting was just ending.
"...So we better keep an eye on that too. Any questions?" said Lily and looked around for waving hands. "Ok, good. I hereby declare this meeting over."
It took half a second for all the prefects to get out of there. It was dinner time. Lily stayed behind to clean up the mess and James decided to be nice and help her out.
"What a mess." said Lily and raised her wand.
"Allow me. Clean Up!"
The room was now much cleaner than before.
"Well done, James. Let's go." said Lily.
"'Well done'? 'James'? 'Let's' as in 'Let us'?" James didn't believe his ears.
"What's wrong?" Lily asked.
"Oh nothing. Nothing at all." They left the room. Floating, in James' case. On clouds.
Back in the boy's dorm.
"I'm walking on sunshine woaoh-" Sirius sang as usual. The door flew open.
"And it sure feels good! Hey! Allright..." James joined in and did the running man, his favourite dance.
"You hate that song." said Remus.
"Not anymore."
"You seem unusually cheerful. Did something good happen?" Sirius asked.
"You bet! Get ready for this! After the prefect meeting, Evans and I stayed behind to clean up the mess. And there..."
"There...?"
"There what?"
Sirius, Remus and Peter waited eagerly to hear what had happen.
"She said 'Well done, James, let's go'."
James mad a 'ta-da' gesture and waited for his friends to jump up and down of joy.
"That's it?" Remus asked.
"I thought you had real news. Juicy news with...dirty details." Sirius muttered disappointedly.
"Come on, this is real juicy news! This proves that she loves me!"
His friend rolled their eyes at him.
"How does it prove that?" Peter asked.
"She gave me a compliment! She called me by my first name! She referred to us as 'us'!"
"Whatever." said Sirius repudiately. "I better continue with my banjo practise."
"I think just the fact that she was nice to me is proof enough! She doesn't hate me."
"That doesn't mean she loves you" said Remus.
"Everything lesser than bricks is love..." James replied dreamily.
"I'm out of here. I'm going to vandalize the library." said Sirius and got up.
"I'll come with, I have to return a couple of books." said Remus.
"You mean a dozen?"
"There's no need to be impudent."
James was disappointed that his own friends didn't believe him.
"Guys wait! There's...more."
Sirius and Remus stopped by the door.
"She told me not to tell anyone but...snogging occurred." said James. This wasn't lying, just stretching the truth.
"Snogging occurred?" Sirius repeated disbelievingly. "Are you sure?"
James made one of those would-I-lie faces.
"Would I lie to you?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure you just didn't have that dream again? Where snogging occurred?" Remus asked.
"Oh this wasn't a dream. This was very real."
A couple of days later. In the girl's dorm.
"Ok" Emmeline Vance panted. "Who's up for a pillowfight break?"
Hestia Jones, Marlene McKinnon and Lily raised hands.
"Why don't you give me a give me a butterbeer, Hessie?" Marlene sang to the tune of Build Me Up A Buttercup..
"Marlene, shut up." Lily told them off. "You know I hate 'The Foundations'."
"Yes, boss." said Marlene. "I asked for a butterbeer!"
Hestia gave her a butterbeer.
"So." said Emmeline. "Lily, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Ok. You must tell me, did you really snog Potter after the prefect meeting last week?"
Everyone gasped.
"What? And you can't ask that on dare 'cause then you might as well call the game 'truth or truth?'!"
"Or...just 'Truth'." said Marlene.
"You didn't answer my question!" said Emmeline.
"Here's an answer: No, over my dead body!"
"Be careful what you wish for." Hestia adviced her.
"Where did you even get that idea?" Lily asked.
"Sirius told me."
"I envy you so much." said Marlene, wishing that Sirius talked to her too.
"Me too." said Hestia
"Are you saying...that Potter told Black...that snogging occurred?"
"That's putting it mildly, compared to what he said."
"I didn't think that brat could sink any lower!"
"Sirius told me that you probably would deny it, because you had told James not to tell anyone."
"Jeez I wonder why!"
"It makes perfect sense." said Hestia. "I always thought that all that yelling just was a facade to cover up your real feelings."
"It's not. I thought you knew me better than that."
"So what exactly did happen?" Marlene asked.
Lily got up. "Oh I'll tell you what happened. I'll sing you what happened! Music begins and during the duet the scene switches between the girls' and the boys' dorm:
(Tune: Summer Nights)
L: Prefect meeting – Over so fast
J: Prefect meeting – We were the last
All the rest rushed out the door
L: All the rest left us the chores
J&L: Prefect days – Both of us stayed and uh oh some/no snogging occurred
Boys: Tell us more tell us more
Are you being sincere?
Girls: Tell us more tell us more
That is why we are here
L: Raised my wand to clean up the mess
J: Said 'I want to' just to impress
L: We were done and off we went
J: When I got my compliment
J&L: Prefect sun – Cleaning's not fun and uh oh some/no snogging occurred
Girls: Tell us more tell us more
So no love at first sight?
Boys: Tell us more tell us more
Did she not want to fight?
L: That's the story and that's the truth
J: We got bored with nothing to do
L: Left the room, locked with my key
J: And then 'Boom'! She wanted me
J&L: Prefect things
L: There was no fling
J/L: And uh oh some/no snogging occured
Boys: Tell us more tell us more
Are you pulling our legs?
Girls: Tell us more tell us more
So there's no way you're preg?
L: I was friendly, I called him 'James'
J: She got friendly, she said my na-ha-hame
L: What you've heard are just pure lies
J: Man how I just love those green eyes
J&L: Prefect's meet
L: There was no heat and
J&L: Uh oh some/no snogging occurred
Girls: Tell us more tell us more
Are you not even friends?
Boys: Tell us more tell us more
This we can't apprehend
L: He's deceiving, hear what I say
J: Please believe me, don't spoil this day
'Cause we made our true love vow
L: God I am so mad right now
J&L: Prefect dreams –
L: I could just scream
J&L: But oh some/no snogging occurred
Girls and boys: Tell us more tell us more!
Everyone went back to normal.
"Ok, we believe you." said Marlene.
"Good. Now if you excuse me, I have to go and yell at Pothead!." said Lily angrily and left the dorm.
(A/N: I've tried several times to make a Grease parody, and now I have! If you like it, you won't have to wait long but if no one does then I will just remove it. No use keeping a fic no one likes so reviews are appreciated! As long as they are positive or constructive. And the first chapter is never great.)
