Metroid suicide

Metroid suicide

Ahh… ok so.

I have to get back to my ship and see what missiles I found yesterday.

After all, its not an average missile.

Green tip white base, what is it?

Wait… wait.., wait… I love this game!

Is it a super missile?

Nope….

No wait, im not done yet!

Its an ice missile!

Damn…

Its not that either.

What the hell is it?

Better go back to my ship!

I get in my ship,

Suicide missiles?!

Sounds cool 

Better go test these thingy majigs out!

Ok im on top of a grassy hill, wait why am I talking to myself?

Ah well its not like it will do anything… wait im still talking to myself!

Woah! Makes an awesome spectacular awesomatic lexar, WTF? Is lexar even a word?

Ah well I don't care.

Ok ready to fire 3 2…

SUICIDE MISSILES?!

missile fires itself

oh…

ok…

damn…

missile comes back at me and follows me

Better run!

scary music starts

ahh where'd the music come from?!

Ok don't have a seizure don't have a seizure,

Ahh!! A black and white flashing light!

The missile looks at the black and white light!

disco music starts

missile starts dancing

umm… WTF?!

The missile see's me, AHH!

I run, I try to shoot it, it gets angrier,

It say's YOU MUST DIE!!

I jump in the air, the missile follows me,

We enter space!

Uh oh!

OMG! The Missile has…

To be continued