This is my first FIC!

Summary: Neither Stacy or Randy have valentines. However, after seeing each other and Stacy misconstruingsomething she sees,tragic events take place. But the one person who helps her through it will be the one she always wanted. (A better summary inside) char: Stacy/Randy, Torrie/John, some Christy, Batista, Lita, Kane. Very funny.

Extra info: Raw and Smack down are still combined and there was never a draft lottery the WWE is WHOLE! Also randy NEVER RKO'D Stacy. And he never challenged taker, and he never saved her from HHH.

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE WRESTLERS, JINGLES OR CATCH PHRASES IN THIS STORY!

However I will put starts outside of any poetry or rhymes I put in here! No stealing!

OKAY ENJOY THE STORY!

" Oh Tor I like him so much but, I'm never going to get him!" Whined Stacy as she munched on her Doritos and curled up on the plush sofa in her hotel suite.

Torrie then pouted at her best friend, Torrie's mouth was full of popcorn as she exclaimed "Don't worry you will get him you just have to focus nothing is standing in your way except the fact that your nervous!"

Torrie continued to munch as Stacy replied "Yes I'm very nervous and afraid of being rejected, He is just so, so, so SPECTACULAR. He's gorgeous, tall; he has sexy blue eyes, beautiful golden bronze skin, stunning hair and the most beautifully defined jawline---

(Torrie rolled her eyes she always has to listen to Stacy go on and on and on about Randy constantly! But then again she puts Stacy through the same torture when she starts admiring john. Torrie clicked back into reality as she heard her name) Hello! Earth to Tor, are you listening to me!" asked stacy.

"Yes! And I honestly I think you should just go up to randy and tell him how you feel; and if worst comes to worse just look at him with a cheerful face and say JUST KIDDIN!" Torrie's optimistic personality always brought a smile to Stacy's face.

"Well even if I do get Randy someday when pigs fly, it won't be before tomorrow night, which means Stacy Keibler will indeed be spending Valentines Day alone." Stacy said pathetically as she wallowed in self-pity. Torrie burped as she put her can of soda down on the coffee table.

"Hey you never know who you might meet." Torrie said in a chipper manner.

Stacy then glared at Torrie and said "Yeah your right, I just might meet the love of my life which right now would be a Randy Orton look-alike in the next day!"

Torrie puffed out her lips and furrowed her brow "Your too sad, turn that frown upside down, and think of it this way YOUR STACY KEIBLER YOUR BOUND TO FIND SOMEONE! THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND RANDY ORTON! HE MAY THINK SO BUT IT DOESN'T!" Torrie said triumphantly feeling as though she let out a breathe of air she had been holding ever since Stacy obtained her obsession with the Legend Killer.

Stacy looked at Torrie as though she just had a revelation "Yah know what Tor? YOUR RIGHT I AM STACY KEIBLER DAMMIT AND I GET WHAT I WANT WHEN I WA--" Stacy was abruptly cut off by Torrie.

"Whoa slow down there sparky. I wanted to motivate you not make you a female version of Randy which is cocky and arrogant. My point is that you are a very good, beautiful lucky person and you shouldn't let your obsession, love, lust, crush or whatever the hell that freaky thing for Randy that you have bring you down." Torrie's speech warmed Stacy's heart, situations like these reminded Stacy why she loved Torrie so much; She was practically her sister.

Stacy looked at Torrie appreciatively "Thanks gurl, I appreciate the pep talk believe it or not it actually helped." Torrie smiled feeling good that she helped out her best friend.

Stacy perked up "Hey since we're both dateless why don't we spend Valentines Day together, yah know some shopping the movies?" Stacy questioned Torrie.

Torrie's head bowed in disappointment. "Stace you know I would normally say yes but I have a one on one Diva photo shoot so I cant. I'm sorry gurl. But can I take a rain check?" Torrie asked Stacy.

With the glummest voice she could muster up Stacy replied "Sure Tor I understand." Stacy then gave Torrie her sad face, which was with her bottom lip poked out, and her big brown eyes turned glossy and puppy-doggish. Stacy had begun to fake cry.

Torrie threw a pillow at Stacy, "You liar haha" Torrie giggled and Stacy followed suit busting out into a fit of laughter.

"I'm beat and I have to get up early tomorrow Stacy I'm going to turn in." Torrie informed Stacy, she then walked into the bedroom room half the suite the two blonde divas shared.

Stacy sighed as a Randy bubble popped into her head she looked at her watch and noticed how late it really was. "Yeah definitely a good idea Tor I think i'm going to turn in also" Stacy replied, she then got up and climbed into her bed in the bedroom suite. She curled into a fetal position as she slipped into sweet dreams about Randy, Oh her beloved Randy….

Meanwhile in a dark room in a nearby location (ONE SUITE ABOVE THE SUITE THAT STACY AND TORRIE SHARED)

(Click) Randy had turned the light that was sitting on his nightstand dresser. "Can we taaaallllllkkkkk?" Randy whined to John miserably.

"NO! If I hear one more thing about Stacy Keibler from you I'm going to tie you up tape your mouth shut and stuff you in that closet. My point is SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO TO SLEEP!" John said in a very angry and annoyed voice, Randy's whining and complaining had been going on since 9:00pm and it was almost midnight now.

(Click) Randy turned the light off "HUMPH!" he made the noise sound almost child-like. "Stacy if we could just talk-" Randy always did this, acted out fantasies of he and Stacy conversing in his head.

"SHUTTUUUPPPPP MAANNNN, EYO YOU ON SOME CRAZY SHIT! MAN GO TO SLEEP YOU CREEPY LITTLE BASTARD!"

He turned over and fluffed up his pillow in another attempt to drift to sleep peacefully.

Randy glanced over at John's side of the room with a scowl. Of course John couldn't see him but he still did it anyway.

(A few moments later)

John felt the springs on his mattress tilt to the bottom right corner of his bed. John then squinted at the shadowy figure trying to find out who it was.

(Click) John turned the light on. "Can we please talk" Randy pleaded with John.

"Hell no Randy, i'm TIRED! T-I-R-E-D! Eyo can you comprehend that word dawg!" John then hopped out of the other side of his bed went to the middle of the room and said "Listen to me Randy" John clapped his hand together in an attempt to emphasize the point he was trying to make to Randy. "TALK (he clapped) TO- -" (he clapped) John and Randy both looked around at the ceiling. The lights had gone off, it took the Dr. of Thuganomics a few moments to realize it but the room had in his opinion the best invention ever (the clap on!) (CLAP, CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP, CLAP CLAP). John continuously kept clapping as Randy watched the lights flicker. When John then started the jingle "CLAP ON, CLAP OFF, CLAP ON CLAP OFF!." John looked like a gitty child as Randy looked at him not amused. "Yo Randy you can't tell me dat dis ish ant off da chain!" Randy's face only turned into a somber one.

"I'm going to spend V-day alone man, you don't understand how much I want Stacy, it's driving me insane. And I'm not going to get a date with her before tomorrow." Randy said bewilderedly

"Iight man FIRST OF ALL ITS ALREADY VALENTINES DAY BECAUSE IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT! SECOND just talk to Stacy just ask her out and if she says no then just be like this… IIGHT I AN'T WANT YOU ANYWAY HO !" Randy nodded in agreement as he thought about his sweet sexy Stacy.

"Yeah man your right I'm the Legend killer and the lady killer and I can get Stacy cuz well cuz (randy paused) cuz I got it like dat!" Randy said in his 'hood impression'. John looked on with a smirk poor Randy was so, well he didn't really know and he didn't intend on finding out because he was exhausted.

"Well goodnight Randy", John said as he climbed into his own bed and began to drift into 'TORRIE LAND'.

"Night" Randy replied.

(Fifteen minutes later)

Randy still lay awake thinking of his Stacy, then he realized the light was still on. (CLAP CLAP!)

Hearing this woke john up, "ARRGGG AHHH!" John growled angrily as he muffled his screams into his pillow, he then beat up the poor goose down item and turned over with a loud snatch of the covers slammed his head on the pillow and began to drift off. He didn't throw tantrums often but Randy had indeed pissed him off.

Okay that's it for chapter one. PLZ READ AND REVIEW, It will inspire me to continue. Trust me the first few chapters are light-hearted but it gets serious and very tragic in a little while! Thanks AND ONCE AGAIN PLEASE READ AND REVIEW