(A/N) And here we have a collection of random quotes, all from Sokka! (Note; these are all original quotes, none of them are taken from the show.)
Happy reading!
Words of Wisdom: Sokka Style
"Suki, I told you, I got over Yue a long time ago!"
"No, Aang, I suck at Pai Sho."
"Toph, does it look like I'm in the mood for sparring?"
"Hey, Momo! Give me my boomerang back!"
"No, Appa, don't eat that-"
"Hey, you're Jerkbender's uncle, right? Got any relaxing tea? I could use some right about now."
"Katara, for the last time, I'm not helping you cook!"
"Ow! Ok, I'm sorry. Sheesh."
"CACTUS JUICE! What d'you mean I can't have any, Katara?"
"Aang, I can't play air-ball with you. Ask Jerkbender."
"Er, hello, charming pink girl who punches me a lot. Oof!"
"Wow, you're depressing. Mai, is it? Yeah, I can totally see why you like Jerkbender."
"Hey, get off my sister!"
"Er, no thanks, Toph. I'd rather keep my arms."
"I have no idea how to make tea, sorry."
"I didn't touch your hair loopies!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING KATARA? Oh, you're healing him… *nervous laughter* nevermind."
"AAARGH! MOMO I WILL EAT YOU"
"Hi Suki…"
"Hey, you! JERKBENDER! YOUR UNCLE WANTS YOU"
"Er, what's up? Wait, you like Aang? Toph, that is the single most adorable thing I've ever heard from you- OW"
"No. There's no way that Katara likes him."
"Oh, hi there. I'm Sokka, the most handsome guy here- oh, I'm just talking to Momo again…"
"JERKBENDER GET AWAY FROM MY SISTER"
"Hello, Azula, how's prison?"
"whoa it's the FiRELORd"
"Hey. What? No, I didn't yell at Jerkb- ahem, Zuko. What are you talking about, Katara?"
"Hey Aang. Oh, you got over Katara? Cool. Y'know, Toph likes you…OW!"
"Tea? Yeah, thanks."
"You know what, Momo? I don't think I'm being appreciated here."
"Oh yeah, TEAM AVATAR BABY"
"Listen, Jerkbender- oh, hello there, Katara."
"MOMO"
"Hey, Appa."
"Suki! *heart eyes*"
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa! THAT is crossing the line! I don't have a problem with you, but if you start doing THAT in front of me, I will have to call the authorities. What d'you mean it was just a KISS? IT'S MY SISTER JERKBENDER!"
"Hey, Iroh. Yep, I'm back again from some healing tea. Go to Katara? Pshaw. I can't really do that; I just attacked her boyfriend. Ew, that does not sound right."
"Momo, give that back right now!"
"Hey Katara! CONTROL YOUR BOYRIEND BEFORE HE SETS MY HAIR FIRE- AHHH ZUKO I'LL KILL YOU"
"What? Oh, that. Sorry."
"Stop. Stop. STAHP"
"Greetings, Avatar Aang, Katara of the Southern Water tribe, Lady Toph Beifong- what do you mean you're Fire Lady Katara? JERKBENDER DID WHAT?"
"It's a warrior's wolf-tail!"
"Zuko, put a shirt on and get away from my sister! No, I don't CARE if she's healing you, that's crossing the line!"
"Yeah, my first girlfriend turned into the moon."
"hehe"
Z: Hey, Sokka.
S: …
S: …jErkbEndEr.
Z: Excuse me?
S: What d'you want, Fire Nation scum?
Z: Sokka, I'm the Firelord, I could throw you in prison for that.
S: HA! Yeah right! And what's that thing you're holding?
Z: Oh, that's Katara's betrothal necklace.
S: …you took it again?
Z: What? No. This is the one I made for her. You know, for when I ask her to marry me?
S: WHAT?
Z: oh no
S: JERKBENDER YOU BETTER RUN
Z: help
(A/N) If you want to see any of these as a oneshot or drabble, tell me! I'll se what I can whip up. Thanks for reading :3
