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http://meetevilbob. Bob woke up)
"Urgh… my head… Just five more minutes Mom…"
(I said, EVIL BOB WOKE UP.)
Bob jumped out of bed.
(Good. Evil Bob put on some clothes and washed the filth off his face in the bathroom.)
And so it was done.
"What's going on here… LUCIDA!" Bob yelled as he ran downstairs.
"What is it, Bob, I'm watching the news here," Lucida replied.
"Why is a disembodied voice controlling my actions!?" Bob asked.
"Oh, yeah, I'm hosting a fanfiction contest."
"About ME!? Doesn't something have to be, like, decent before people will write fanfictions about it?" Bob snorted.
Lucida shot a cold glare at Bob.
"Err… um… you know what I meant"
"I'm not sure I do, Bob. Go make me some breakfast."
"Ha, why should I?" Bob replied as he sat down.
"Because of this," Lucida grinned wickedly, "Hey, fanfiction author person, mind giving me a hand?"
(Why sure, Lucida. Bob then put on a frilly pink apron and cooked a large breakfast.)
"Wait, what!?" Bob yelled as a frilly pink apron materialized in front of him.
"This isn't right at all…" Bob complained as he unwillingly put it on.
"This is quite degrading" Bob whined as he cooked a large, generic breakfast.
"STOP TAKING PICTURES, LUCIDA!!!" Bob screeched as he ripped off the apron.
"Heh, these are definitely going on the internet," Lucida smirked.
Bob sighed, "What else could go wrong…"
(Then Hippie Rob came in)
"BOB!!!"
"What!? Didn't I kill you already?"
"Oh, yeah, that, the doctors had to use like five rolls of duct tape. You're such a kidder, Bob" Rob smiled as he gave Bob a bear hug.
Bob pushed him away, "Get away from me, you hippie freak!" he yelled as he pulled out and pushed the little red button.
(Heh, nice try Bob)
Flowers fell from the ceiling as Hippie Rob sang and danced.
(And Bob sang and danced also)
Lucida returned from the computer room. "What's going on in here?" she said as she took yet more pictures, laughing.
(And then Bob turned into a woman!)
"WHAT!!!???" Bobette shrieked.
(Just kidding, just kidding.)
"Phew"
(Bob just experimented in crossdressing.)
"Eh!?" Bob yelled as he found himself in a skirt.
(Then he kissed Hippie Rob)
"Er, no he doesn't" Rob stated. "I'm not gay."
(You're not?)
"Uh, no… what made you think I was?"
(err… I don't know)
"Well that kind of killed the mood. I'm outta here. Good luck, Bob," Hippie Rob said as he left.
Jeff came in.
"I'm bi!" Jeff said, "That's close enough, right?"
(Yeah, I guess. Bob approached Jeff)
Lucida readied the camcorder she just found.
Bob grabbed some furniture in an attempt to get away but he and the furniture skidded towards Jeff.
Jeff applied some lip balm.
Bob was near to tears as he tried and failed to scramble away.
(Alrighty, now for the big moment… Then Jeff and Bob k-… hold on… (Yeah mom? What? No! I took out the trash already! What!? GROUNDED!? NO! DON'T TAKE AWAY MY COMPUTER! PLEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaasssssssssshhhhhhhh-kzht))
"Aww phooey," Jeff pouted.
Bob leaped away from Jeff and kissed the ground.
"Darn" Lucida said as she turned off the camcorder.
"What? Lucida? What are you doing here? I thought I captured you!" Jeff exclaimed.
"Yeah, you aren't a very good villain" Lucida replied, "Now get out of my house."
"Fine" Jeff pouted as he left.
Bob stood up and brushed himself off. "I hate you, Lucida"
"Be quiet, Bob, or I'll host a Bob x Hornet's Nest lemon contest."
"Eeep!" Bob yelled as he went chibi and ran away.
