SUZANNE AND GRAHAM'S FANFIC!

Kagome dies like 80 times and becomes a demon punk rocker priestess but all the other demons thinks she is retarded and don't talk to her. So she and the Inu gang go to America and end up at the mall of America. They walk into the Barns N Noble after getting of the light rail were they killed everyone on board because they were Naraku spawn and find Suzanne and Graham reading manga. They begin talking and become fast friends with the dynamic duo so they decide to have some wild crazy fun……………. WATER PARK! There having a blast especially with Graham's awesome singing ability. But all of a sudden in comes Sesshomaru and challenges Inuyasha to a fight. Out of no were (a little to the right of Inuyasha) comes Suzanne Sesshomaru's long lost love from there childhood in Russia. They kiss in a deep embrace and proceed to go to Sesshomaru's hotel room that he checked out just in case the fight would last longer then five minutes because after Suzanne left he began drinking heavily and wasn't in very good health. They made love over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over……………………………………………………………………………………………….. Sesshomaru could do this because with the sight of Suzanne he magically healed. (Suzanne became a priestess too at that exact moment that's not a coincidence it's just how it works.) Three weeks later. With Sesshomaru's renewed health from all of the fun things Suzanne and him enjoyed they came out to find Graham had killed himself because he had slept with the demon punk rocking priestess Kagome and was driven insane by it. Inuyasha proceeded to cut off his head and shrink it. He kept it as a memento of never to sleep with Kagome. Kagome becomes insanely depressed and runs away Suzanne and Sesshomaru didn't care at all. So Inuyasha, Sango and Miroku went looking for her finding her and Naraku deeply in love with 3 trillion kids and Kagome made Naraku see the errors of his ways and brought all the people he killed back to life and built them all houses. They all lived happily ever after Suzanne and Sesshomaru never had a kid because they always used condoms even though they make crazy love every day at least 100 times. Inuyasha finds love with Kaede and Graham now has his head tied to a staff by his hair and sings all day long.