Authors Notes: WOO-HOO! Side stories rock out loud! I know I'm supposed to be working on "The Supa Hyper Fangirl Show" but I just had this awesome idea about a Fullmetal Alchemist fanfiction!

Summary: Meet Major Nicole Echo Mustang, Roy's 16 years old little sister. Automail extraordinaire, Master of 13 martial arts, and shape-shifting alchemist. She's the cause of alot of trouble when it comes to the things that go on in Central but one thing's for sure...She know when someone is in love! When she starts to see the signs of "Being love sick" in her brother and his comrade, Edward Elric, What kind of Chaos will she cause?

Disclaimer: Since you have yet to see any really hot RoyXEd scenes in Fullmetal Alchemist, I don't own nothing and I probably never will.

Havoc was leaning on the front desk in boredom, smoking (as usual) when an unfamilar figure floated passed him. He sat up straight to see what it was and his eyes where greeted by a young woman with unusually hugh cheast, petite waist, and perfect sized hips. She was wearing a mini-skirt that was the same color of the usual State Alchemist uniform. She wore the same State Alchemist Coat as everyone else except for the fact that it was hacked off right in the middle in of her midsection, making it a fashionable half-jacket, with a black strapless shirt under it. Her boots were knee high, high-heels and the zipper was a mini alchemy sign. Her eyes were a deep true violet color and her hair was jet-black and pour her back like glass. She bared a look similar to someone Havoc knew but he couldn't register at the time who because he was to busy drooling (so much that he put out his own cigerette!)

"Yo," she started "I need to know where Roy Mustang's office is. Can you tell me, sir?" The woman asked waking Havoc up from his trance.

"Oh y-yeah. His office is all the way at the end of the hallway on the left-hand side." Havoc stuttered as he he pointed down the hallway.

"Ok then! Thanks, Sir! I guess I'll see you around here later. Buh-Bye!" She waved behind her as she swayed on down the hallway.

"Goodness, look at her walk!" Havoc sighed going into another trance. Roy came around the corner and smacked Havoc so hard, Breda said 'ouch'

"Goodness look at who walk, Havoc?" Roy asked in an irritated tone "I could have swore I gave you something to do at least 2 hours ago. With Scar on the loose and new discovery of the homunculi, this is no time for you to be drooling over women you know you have no chance with."

"Well, geez Colonel Mustang, you just did wonders for my self-esteem!" Havoc said as him lit up another cigerrette and discarded the soaking wet one "And by the way, I'm talking about the sexy new chick who just came in. She was looking for your office. Do you know her?"

Roy craned his neck down the hallwat to see who Havoc and sure enough...he knew who it was. Roy pulled Havocs hair back so that they could see each other face to face. The look on Roy's face...well, lets just say if looks could kill, everyone within an at least 50 mile radius would have been dead right now. Havoc gulped as Roy got close enough to feel his breath on his face.

"Breda! Get over here!" Roy yelled. Breda made his way to the front desk. "Yes, Colonel?" Breda responed

Roy pointed down the hallway towards the young woman who was still on her way to his office as Breda and Havoc's eyes followed.

"You see that girl right there?" Roy growled

"Yeah," Breda replied "She's hot!"

"Watch this, fellows." Roy glared at them at then called down the hallway, "Major Nikki Mustang! Get down here now!"

Havoc and Breda looked down the hallway in curiousity as the young lady spun around on her heels and dashed towards her older brother. When she got close enough, she threw herself on to Roy. She rapped her arms around him and captured him in an extreamly tight hug (forcing him to let go of Havoc's head). Havoc and Breda had the 'WTF' oh their faces as she yelled, "Brother! I was just looking for you!"

"BROTHER!?" Breda and Havoc yelled in unison and in total shock.

Now that Havoc thought about it...yep. They look just a like. Same hair color, same pale yet creamy skin, same smile, the only difference was the eyes. Breda's eyes where wider than they had every been in his life and Havoc looked at Nikki in sheer horror.

"I'm really sorry I didn't introduce myself earlier. I am Major Nikki Mustang, The Midnight Alchemist."Nikki smiled as she held out her hand to shake "Roy is my older brother. I'm gonna stay with him until I get my place fixed up. I look foward to working alongside you two!"

When Breda and Havoc didn't respon to her hand, she withdrew it, let go of her brother and skipped on down the hallway towards Roy's office as she called, "Don't keep me waiting, big brother! Ig you're away for to long, I'm coming after you with darkness!"

Roy slightly twitched at the familar words and smiled at her untl she got to the office and shut the door, then he went evil. His head snapped towards the two state alchemist. Havoc and Breda gulped hard, held each other and waited for the yelling to start. But to their surprise, there was no yelling. They opened their eyes to find Roy giving them a sadistic smirk.

"Listen good you two," Roy calmly started off "If you two even do as much as think about my little sister, who's only sixteen mind you, I'll have Riza blow you fucking heads off!"

Havoc and Breda whimpered as Roy walked away. "And by the way," Roy continued "I'm not talking about the head on you shoulders, boys. Understood? Nice and clear enough for you?"

"S-sir yes, Sir! We understand completely, Sir!" Hacov and Breda fumbled over each other in a despirate attempt to salute Roy as he walked on down the hallway.


Well, well! Roy's little sister, Nikki, has arrived on the scene and is already causing choas! Without even doing anything! Haha. Stick around read a little bit more about Nikki in the second chapter properly titled, "Nikki Mustang". Dig deep into the Mustang Family and learnm all about their dirty little secrets.