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-Chapter 1-

"Never again will I take things so far! How could I be so stupid…?" Harry pause to kick something in his way, "I had to let my hormones

get to me didn't I? Just great, there's another thing to put on my reputation. GAH! Maybe… maybe I could use a Memory Charm.

Yeah! That's what I'll do, just so it doesn't get around…" Harry heard the door open and instantly stopped his out-loud rant. "Oh, thank

Gryffindor that it's only you. I'm trying to hide from Lavender. She just can't take a hint. I've been trying to break up with her all week. I

mean I've told her that it's over so many bloody times it's ridiculous. Ron fell face first onto his bunker. Harry still raving mad at himself

tried to think of something to say but he couldn't think of anything else accept saving his own ass. Harry walked over to Ron and sat

beside him on the bunker, "Have you tried doing something with someone else in front of her?" Ron looked at Harry like he had been hit

by stun powder.

Harry put his right hand down on the bunker and accidentally interlocked his pinky with Ron's. Suddenly there was a rustling sound at the

door, "Won-Won are you in there?" Ron panicked as the door flew open. Ron pushed Harry down on the bunker then jumped on him

and started to kiss him. Harry was so surprised that he robotically played along. Lavender stood at the door for about five seconds

before letting out a scream. Ron climbed off of Harry trying to act surprised about Lavender's presence. Harry sat up and cleared that

saliva from around his mouth. Tears came to Lavender's eyes as she ran out of the room. Ron sat Indian-style next to Harry while staring

at the floor while Harry, was still stunned by what had just happened. Harry and Ron sat there quietly for an approximate of three

minutes.

Harry was the first to speak, "Where did that come from? I mean…" Ron kept looking at the floor, "I…I…uhh…I don't know. I just…I

just…PANICKED! I didn't know what else to do. You told me to…I just did what you…" "I didn't mean for you to use me as your

prop!" Harry began to laugh so hard that he fell backwards on Ron's bunker. Ron turned to look at Harry laughing uncontrollably. Ron

tried to have a stern look but Harry's laughing was too contagious, "Harry stop! It's not funny. HARRY!" Harry still couldn't stop

laughing. Suddenly Ron punched Harry so hard it only made them laugh harder. Finally Harry caught his breath, "I'm sorry. But I didn't

think you had something like that in you. So yeah, I find it very funny. I also can see why Lavender didn't want to give you up so easily.

Where did you learn to do that?" Ron got a sudden boost of ego, "I guess it just came to me naturally." Harry sat up and looked at Ron

who had a pleased smirk on his face. Ron stood next to the bunker and put his hand on Harry's shoulder, "Just don't expect that from

me every time you turn around." "What about every time I sit next to you?" Harry and Ron burst into laughter. Both stood to walk out of

the room when Hermione walked in.

-END CHAPTER-

A/N: I apologize for the shortness of the chapter. It's been a while since I have written. Review please!