Roy: I know what you're thinking

What's Roy been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot

Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it's not a failure
'Cuz there's one thing she is not

To score a ten would be j

ust fine
But I'd rather her be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute
Nothing suits her like a skirt

Picture a world where all the girls and boys
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery girl in the short skirt
That puppy in the mini-skirt

That '80s dude in mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who's kinda cute
Nothing suits 'em like a skirt

Wingman I can wear
They're oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues

In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze

Hughes: Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please

What would you do if you had to choose
Between your skirts and a pot of gold?

Roy: skirt

Alphonse: What would you say
If you gave your skirt away
In return you'd never grow old?

Roy: skirts.

Riza: What would you pick
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece skirt?

Roy: It's moot.

Ed: What if world peace
Were within your reach …

Roy: Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. It's skirts. Come on ,Ed . Get your head outta your ass

Roy: Two! Three! Four!

Roy ,Ed ,Al ,Riza ,Hughes ,Havoc ,Fuery ,Breda ,Falmon ,Black Hayate :Girls will go and girls will come
But there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That there's no accepted substitute

Roy: I'm sorry skirts, let's make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute'

Roy ,Ed ,Al ,Riza ,Hughes ,Havoc ,Fuery ,Breda ,Falmon ,Black Hayate :Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a ….

Roy: wait for it …
Roy ,Ed ,Al ,Riza ,Hughes ,Havoc ,Fuery ,Breda ,Falmon ,Black Hayate :skirt!