Trailer- Me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thing goin' on.

Disclaimer- I own nothing…except 2 pairs of Uggs and 4 Louis Vuittons…and some other stuff…please don't sue me.

Lyrics- Me and Mrs. Jones by: Michael Buble (music in italics)

Me and Mrs. Jones

Me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thing goin' on.

He looked around the coffee shop to make sure no one saw him as he slid into the back booth.

We both know that it's wrong.

"Hey" he said

"Hey" she said leaning into kiss him.

But it's much too strong to let it go now.

"I missed you ridiculously babe!" he said looking into her chocolate orbs.

We meet every day at the same café, 6:30 and no one knows she'll be there.

"Hon, we just saw each other yesterday."

Holdin' hands

"I know, but I hate being without you." He replied taking her hands in his.

Makin' all kinds of plans

"Why don't we go away this weekend?"

While the jukebox plays our favorite song

"No, we can't, can we?" she asked with hope.

Me and Mrs.. Mrs. Jones..Mrs. Jones..Mrs. Jones

"Why not, it's not like they'll miss us?" he said with a coy smile.

They were out of high school and graduated college. He had moved to L.A. to play with the Lakers and she had moved there to sing. They had been seeing each other, but there was one—well two—eensy, weensy problems. He was engaged to the "Ice queen" and she was Mrs. Jones.

We got a thing going on

The affair had been going on for about 4 months. The ice queen was too busy planning her oh-so-fabulous pink wedding while Mr. Jones was just focused on work.

We both know that it's wrong

"Do you think we should tell them?" she asked.

But it's much too strong to let it go now.

"We will because I want you and I'm not letting you go again!" he said kissing her.

We gotta be extra careful that we don't build our hopes up too high

"Well then let's do it soon, because I'm tired of acting like the perfect housewife."

'Cuz she's got her own obligations

"Todd, doesn't understand me, but breaking my vows to him hurts." She said sadness filling her eyes.

And so do I

"I know Sharpay had been so busy trying to create her perfect Barbie wedding that we haven't had a decent conversation, not that we ever could." He said with a chuckle.

Me and Mrs..Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Jones

"I think we should tell them today!" she blurted out.

Well, it's time for us to be leaving

"I agree, well let's go." He said giving her a hand to help her up.

And it hurts so much, it hurts so much inside

"Uh, I hate having to say goodbye to you!" he said wrapping his arms around her waist.

But now she'll go her way

"I know, but hey, tomorrow, we'll be free, I better go." She said grabbing her bag.

And I'll go mine.

"Yeah, me too." He said finally releasing her.

But tomorrow we'll meet at the same place, the same time.

"Hey, see ya tomorrow" she said with a wink as she walked out the door.

"Same place, same time." He said watching her leave.

Me and Mrs..Mrs..Mrs..Mrs. Jones

She pulled up to her house and walked in the front door.

Same place

He drove home thinking of what to say to Sharpay.

We both know that it's wrong

"Todd, I want a divorce."

Same time

"Sharpay, I can't do this anymore, it's over."

Every day at the same café

"I've been seeing Troy and he's made me realize that I don't love you anymore and that I've just become your trophy wife!"

Same place

"I've been seeing Gabriella for about 4 months now and she has made me realize where my heart truly lies."

We got a thing goin' on, we know it's wrong

"I can't be with you anymore Todd, I love Troy and I'm gonna be with him." She said coldly

Same time

"It's with Gabriella, it always has been and always will be."

But it's much too strong

"I love Troy, so I'm leaving"

Same place

"I'm leaving Sharpay and you can't stop me." He said turning on his heal and going for the door.

She left the house, jumped in her car and hit the gas, unaware of where she was going. She pulled into the park and went to the swings. She started to swing when she felt a hand on her shoulder and jumped.

"Didn't mean to scare you babe." He said with a smile

"What happened?" she asked longingly.

"Well, Sharpay threw a vase at my head when I told her it was over but luckily I dodged it, you?"

"Todd wasn't happy, but I am no longer—well at least emotionally—Mrs. Jones!" she said smiling.

"Good, now we can be together!" he said wrapping his arms around her waist.

"I love you, Troy!" she said smiling up at him.

"I love you too, Gabriella, more than you know!" he said before kissing her.

Fin.