Author's Note: This is my twelfth episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History. This episode, Dexter from Laboratory Vs. Jimmy Neutron from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius. This was requested by Epic Jac on my sixth episode. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves.
Epic Rap Battles Of History!
Dexter….
Vs.
Jimmy Neutron!
Begin
(Dexter)
I am Dexter, young scientist and boy genius/
And both our rap styles are heterogeneous.
Personally, will I win this rap battle? Maybe./
But just know, I've been doing science since I was a baby.
Did you go through plastic surgery? What's up with your face? /
At least I'm not dumb enough to let my friend go up into space.
I'll destroy you with my lyrics with hardly any defiance/
So be prepared to be blown away by a genius' science!
(Jimmy Neutron)
You're not at all a genius, you're psychotic and crazy! /
You let a computer do all your work, are you really that lazy?
When it comes to living, your cartoons aren't as essential/
In fact to be honest, I can hardly at all see your potential.
You're working in your lab but let me tell you what I see: /
A little soulless ginger kid trying to outdo Dee Dee.
You make robots but I once made a rocket AND a launch pad/
Go back to working on your experiments on both your mom and your dad!
(Dexter)
What's wrong with you? You think I'm making these raps to be funny? /
Well, what are you gonna do once you run out of money?
Not even with your gadgets would you ensure a full survival/
I'm not the one who's falling in love with his intellectual rival.
Your inventions will be good to me as doormats/
You're the worst thing to be on television ever since The Rugrats!
I'm so memorable, I wouldn't need my face in a newspaper article/
At least I'm not named after a science particle!
(Jimmy Neutron)
My rapping's so dangerous, it's like a solar flare/
Much like my hair, both your head AND brain is full of air!
Your show drowns in success, all mine does is swim/
Besides, if you hate Mandark so much, why not grab a ray gun and zap him?
I'm strengthened by fans, my name itself is super strong! /
I was the first to earn an Academy Award nomination until Rango came along.
I won this rap battle fair and square, this conflict is through/
By the way, do you like my Albert Einstein IQ?
Who Won?
Who's Next?
You Decide!
