This is a mix of Resident Evil one, the first resident evil film, Azumanga Daioh and my own ideas.

R.O.TR foolishly presents:

Residaioh Evil

17th March 2003

Reports of odd threatening creatures on outskirts of the village of Tano of the Kochi prefecture. Calls stop shortly after the arrival of an unmarked black helicopter.

21st March 2003

Media reports upon the horrific killing of a family. Reports suggest a cannibalistic element to the crime.

1st April 2003

Several more grisly murders occur. With an estimated population of just over 3200 the number of murders is shockingly high.

4th April 2003

Shortly after receiving word of a call to a crime scene, all outside communications to the local law authority and village are lost. With uncertainty over the situation, the capital city of the Kochi Prefecture turns to the capital city Tokyo for help.

5th April 2003

Tokyo dispatches S.T.A.R.S Team Alpha and Bravo to the city of Kochi.

8th April 2003

Contact with Team Bravo is lost. Team Alpha is dispatched to retrieve Bravo and discover what is actually happening. A six person team and one pilot are sent to try and finally find answers.

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Chapter 1

Yukari Tanizaki groaned and leant back, grumbling as her head rested against the hard metal of the vibrating helicopter. Shaking her head she turned to fellow S.T.A.R.S member and best friend Minamo Kurosawa.

"Can you believe this crap?" she growled.

"What do you mean?" replied Minamo. "What's crap?"

"That the damn Bravo team couldn't do their jobs. Now we get to go in there and sweep up all the mess. What fun this is going to be."

"We have a duty to fulfil Yukari."

"My duty was to get thoroughly drunk at the pub next to the hotel we'd been put in Nyamo" replied Yukari. "Instead I'm here on this damn helicopter flying to some tiny village. We'll be lucky to find a proper pub or off license."

"Drinking isn't the only important thing" said an increasingly aggravated sounding Nyamo.

"It is when you're out here" said Yukari, "Much better to get drunk, let all the boredom pass as a multi coloured blur."

"Ok everyone listen up" called out Captain Sadamoto, doing his best to stand up as the helicopter shook. "I know most of you aren't happy to be out here. It seems Bravo Team can't do their jobs so we're sent out to fix their mistakes and take care of them. According to reports prior to the loss of communications, some very weird shit was happening in this place. I want you to all be on guard, keep a watch out and no fuck ups ok?"

"Sure thing" replied Kubo, resident otaku and second most experienced member of the team.

"But what the hell are we dealing with?" asked Yagi, the youngest member of the team. "Whatever is out there could easily have killed Bravo Team."

"We don't know that for sure" replied Sadamoto, wiping his thin black moustache. "As far as we know this has been a simple loss of communication, and we are being sent in to help Bravo with the clean up mission."

"And just what are we planning on cleaning up?" asked Obata, the final member of the team. He leant forward, brushing his long brown hair out of his face. "What manner of hostiles are down there?"

"We aren't entirely sure; it was Bravo's mission to find that out. With them not reporting back, it's now up to us to do it" said Sadamoto. "What is it Tanizaki?" he asked as Yukari stuck up a gloved hand.

"Did those jerks actually do anything?"

"Well, they managed to get lost out here."

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"Koiwai, get us lower to the ground" said Sadamoto through the microphone, the pilot unable to hear him otherwise over the sound of the helicopters powerful engine.

"Sure thing" replied the pilot, Sadamoto gripping a railing as the helicopter began to descend, moving closer to the ground.

"Everyone suited up and ready?" called out the officer.

"As ready as I'll ever be" called out Yukari unenthusiastically.

"That's good enough for me" replied Sadamoto sliding open the side helicopter door. "Something could be out there waiting for us, so be prepared" he warned.

He and Obata jumped out first, Obata weighed down slightly by the large weapon he carried. Minamo followed, Yukari getting stuck behind Yagi. She started to look annoyed, having had to wait all of five seconds.

"This is my first ever mission" he said to her.

"Well good for you. Now go" she said pushing him out, the man landing flat on his face. Yukari climbed down out of the helicopter finally followed by Kubo. Yukari stayed close to Minamo as they walked through the waist high grass in the darkness.

"What's the matter, scared?" asked Minamo.

"No Nyamo, I just want to use you as a human shield" replied Yukari. She followed after Sadamoto as Minamo glared at her.

"Mr Sadamoto, do you really need me to hang around here?" crackled the pilot's voice over the walkie-talkie. "I've got a young girl staying in a hotel all on her own at the moment."

"Get going Koiwai. Head back for about Midday tomorrow, we should be done by then."

"Good luck."

The group stood as the helicopter slowly began to rise. The pilot waved at them from behind the cockpit window and then it began to move away. Silence fell over the team. The team gathered around Sadamoto.

"We are looking for six Bravo team members and one helicopter with pilot. The helicopter never returned to the temporary base, so it's out here somewhere…"

"Yo, Sadamoto, I think I've found it" said Kubo pointing to his left. The group turned and saw the faint outline of a bulky shape.

"Yagi, Obata keep a watch. Kubo look out for hostiles, Kurosawa, Yukari you're with me."

"Fine by me" said Yukari. Much better then going out on her own in the darkness.

The three slowly walked towards the helicopter, trudging through the muddy ground. Yukari sat listening to the splashes of muddy water and squelching noises.

"I am really glad I didn't decide to wear my new boots" she commented. "What was that?" she asked as Sadamoto grumbled something.

Yukari and Sadamoto pulled out torches, Sadamoto pulled open the buckled door, Yukari training a shotgun on the door as cracked glass scattered across the floor. Sadamoto leant in, holding up the torch. The pilot lay in his chair, his throat a ragged red mass. His hands had torn fingers, small bone sprouting out of the skin, fingers bent back over the knuckles. The green uniform was torn, greying intestines strewn across his lap. And the smell!

"Could this be because of the crash?" asked Yukari, poking her head in through one of the broken windows.

"There's no bodies in the back, I'm not sure what happened here" said Sadamoto.

Both Yukari and Sadamoto pulled out of the helicopter as gunshots filled the air.

"What was that?" said Yukari to Minamo.

"Gunshots."

"I know that jackass" replied Yukari, "But from where?"

"Sounded like over there" she said pointing.

"That'd be either Yagi or Obata" said Sadamoto. "The boy has probably just let nerves get a hold of him, stupid idiot."

A loud howl filled the air. Minamo shivered slightly.

"Well, that didn't sound like nerves" said Yukari smugly. Gunshots rang out ago.

"We have to go regroup" said Sadamoto. "Something's out here."

Authors note: I had a random inspiration to do this. This is actually returning to my roots, as my first published fanfic was a crappy M-rated zombie story.