Author's Note – This is my first real baby! Please treat it with care. On that note, I'd like to dedicate this chapter to the girl who cracked up and told me it would be a good fanfiction – Claire! Enjoy it!

KaibaCorp Shorts Chapter 1

The Grand Tour

Walking down a hallway, Ari Yamada was being led on the "Grand Tour" of Kaiba Corp. HQ by a scientist who looked like he was in his twenties. Why? Well, only that morning had a secretary called (at 6 AM on a Sunday, no less) to say that she was to begin working on Monday, and won't you stop by this afternoon for a free tour of your new workplace?

So there she was, being led around. The building was state-of-the-art, she had to admit, but there was one thing bugging her.

"And here is the hall where you'll be working, miss…" the scientist trailed off as he stopped walking and glanced back at her.

"Oh, the name's Yamada Ari. And yours?" she replied after a moment.

He flashed her a smile. " Kiyoshi Akira. Just relax, we usually don't bite people before they've lasted a week at least."

"Your name…it literally means 'quiet intelligence', right, Kiyoshi-san?"

"So the Americans haven't ruined you after all! And drop the formalities. The only real two people who you'll have to be respectful to are the elder and younger Kaiba-samas."

She gave a nervous smile at this, and he turned away from her to continue the tour. The question in her mind continued to gnaw at her for another hallway and a half until it burst out of her.

"Kiyoshi, does Kaiba-sama have any special…rules?"

He stopped and turned around, wearing a somber look on his normally cheerful face. "Only two. And they are absolute."

Ari started to regret asking.

He burst laughing at the look on her face. "Relax! They're simple. Rule Number 1: Kaiba-sama is always right. Rule Number 2: If he is not right, refer back to Rule Number 1."

Author's Note – This will be THE longest chapter!…I think, with what punch lines I've found and liked. I actually had this written a long time ago…but I lost the first chapter (YES, I am putting all these little clips into a specific order), and so I simply could not post the story.

To all my GORGEOUS AWESOME REVIEWERS WHO I'M SURE WILL BE NICE TO ME – If you have any little humorous line that could possibly be worked into this collection…feel free to include them in a review!

Akira WILL NOT disappear into my brain! He shall return eventually!

As from the lips of Elvis – "Thank yew, thank yew, thank yew verra much.."