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Prompts: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Prompts:
(dialogue) "I know what you're wondering, and the answer is yes: I do have a nickname for my penis." - Bonus! (10 point prompt)
(clothing) Red/Burgundy Suit/Dress
(dialogue) "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells like rich mahogany."
(dialogue) "You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?"
(job/profession) working in a media/news setting
Rita was the highest paid journalist working for the Daily Prophet this of course caused jealously among the men who worked there.
There amount of crap she put up with was unbelievable, and if it wasn't for the money, she'd quit there was also the immense joy she got from when an article she wrote ruined someone's life.
Today she had the pleasure of interviewing Gilderoy Lockhart, who paid a lot money to the Daily Prophet so no matter what he said she would have to make it shine in a positive light.
She wore her best red dress; it had been pretty expensive but what was pointed of having money if you didn't spend it.
She met him at one of the several his apartments.
He wore a bright purple bathrobe and was half drunk as he sat in a leather armchair.
"I know what you're wondering, and the answer is yes: I do have a nickname for my penis." Gilderoy hiccupped, before Rita had even a chance to ask anything.
"Not quite. No, what my readers would like to know is about the extraordinary things you have done," Rita says, giving her biggest false smile.
"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells like rich mahogany." Gilderoy tells her, his face red from, drink his words slurred slightly.
Rita rolled her eyes, she wasn't sure if it was the drink talking, or if he was just a complete idiot.
"Right, I can see maybe this is a bad time, and that I should leave and come back tomorrow," Rita says, standing up and getting ready to leave.
"You are a smelly pirate hooker. Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?" Gilderoy childishly shouts as she walks away.
