One Month
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. MSkyDragon owns the Tatuya/Tobi pairing and the 'Tobi's a good/bad boy...in bed'!
AN: This was not written in my right mind. I honestly was just drawing lines and connecting the dots. Well, don't kill me! At least not until I'm done with the story! R&R if you dare! I'm not responsible for any mental injuries that are caused because of the story. Enjoy! Sorry for all the OOC-ness. I lost my mind for the umpteenth time!
All the girls were sitting in a frilly pink tea shop that Ino had chosen for their 'meeting.' They were all super bored and wanted to do something fun. They had put their heads together and were gradually making process.
"I think that we should torture the boys for a really long time." Sakura said with a smile evil smile.
"Sounds like a good idea, my apprentice," Tsunade said pulling up a chair. Kurenai, Anko, Hana, Hanabi, Rin, Shizune, and Tatuya (Tatuya survived miraculously and was admitted to Konoha on good behavior) sat down also, interested.
Kurenai asked, "What should we do?"
They were all silent as they pondered the point.
Sakura, Temari, and Ino said simultaneously, "I've got it! We should see how many boys we can date in a month! The most wins….."
"All the missions they feel like," Anko said.
"YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tenten shouted, punching the air.
"I was thinking more along the lines of Jacuzzi day, but," Sakura said shrugging. "That works."
"Ok! Let's start tomorrow," Kurenai said.
"I'll get the Akatsuki and Orochimaru here," Tsunade said, her eyes glittering evilly.
"This is going to be fun!" Anko shouted.
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After a long lengthy explanation, all the ninjas in Konoha stopped trying to kill the Akatsuki, Orochimaru, and Kabuto. Sasuke was welcomed back by Naruto and all his fan girls.
No one, but the girls, knew what would be going on for the next month.
Gaara was walking down the sunny streets of Konoha, wishing there was some way to kill the sun. As he was pondering the ways, a blonde girl came running down the street. Straight at him.
She crashed into him and grabbed him around the neck. Putting her face very close to his, she said, "Hi! Want to go out tonight?!"
"Um…..huh?"
"Aw…what the heck? Want to be my boyfriend?"
"Huh?"
"Great! Love ya, see ya tomorrow!" The strange girl French kissed him on the mouth and left. Gaara stared after her and then continued walking down the street, still trying to figure out how to kill the sun.
Kankuro was fixing his puppet when a strange girl came running off. She had long brown hair and strange red marks on her cheeks.
"Hey, you!" the girl panted out as she pointed at him. "Yeah, you! The one with the cool face paint!"
"Me?"
"Yes! Wanna be my boyfriend?"
Kankuro scratched his head. "I guess, sure."
"Great! See you tomorrow!" She leaned down and kissed him.
Kankuro watched her run off, surprised. No girl had ever asked him out before! And he didn't even know this girl's name!
Lee was off training. To use his exact words, 'youthfully training!'
As he was practicing his winking, someone poked him in the back. Turning around, he saw a short, little brown haired girl with lavender eyes. It was Neji's younger cousin. Hanabi.
"Ah, youthful little Hanabi! What brings you youthfully out on this youthful day!"
"Lee, want to go out with me? As in boyfriend-girlfriend?"
"I would love to youthfully go out with the youthful you, but it may not be all right with the youthful Neji-kun—"
"It's fine with him. See you tomorrow, dear!" She stands on tiptoes and motions him down. He complies and she kisses him on the cheek.
In the middle of a spar between Tenten and Neji, Tenten puts down her weapons and grabs him by the collar. Pulling him very close, she says, "Want to go out with me?"
"Uh…yes, definitely, of course!" Neji shouted.
Tenten laughs and kisses for a long time.
Itachi was watching his younger brother beat up a blond haired kid. A weird girl with brown buns on the top of her head pulled at his sleeve. He fixed her with his scary gaze. She didn't flinch at all.
"Want to go out?"
"What?"
"Want…to…go…out?" Tenten asked slowly.
"Uh…yes?" Itachi was confused.
"Great! See you tomorrow!" She leaned up and pecked him and ran off.
Itachi stared confusedly into space.
Kisame was walking down the street, having been sent off by Itachi. He had to get a date, according to Itachi. He ran, literally, into Kakuzu. They stared at each other for a moment before kissing. After, Kisame asked, "Want to go out?"
"Why not?"
Hidan was walking around, looking for something to sacrifice. A nice, blonde victim came running right into his arms.
"Hi! I love you! Want to go out?!!!!!"
"Uh…."
"Sure! Great! Love you! Bye!" She kissed him and ran off. He stared confusedly for a few moments and then decided to find a new sacrifice. The blonde was obviously not going to work.
Sasori was looking for the weird puppet kid when a sandy haired girl with four buns grabbed his collar.
"You're going out with me, whether you like it or not!" she shouted at him.
"Ok!" he whimpered quietly.
"Good boy!" Temari smiled. "See you tomorrow!" She briefly made out with him and ran off to find a Lazy boy.
Sasori wandered off, wishing he had asked her where her brother was…
Another blonde comes running up, kisses him and says, "Want to go out?! Great! See you tomorrow!"
"What just happened?" Sasori asked as the girl ran off to find an Akatsuki member.
Ino grabbed Zetsu in a bear hug and said, "We're going out, congratulations! Kiss me!"
Tobi was walking around, minding his own business when a strange girl with a flute came up to him. "Hi! Tobi's a good boy!"
"Aw…that's so cute! Want to go out with me?"
"Um…Tobi's a good boy and will go out with you! Tobi's a good boy…."
"I'm hoping in bed."
"Tobi's a good boy…in bed?"
"Yes, you are."
Deidara was looking for more clay when a girl with bright pink hair ran up to him.
"Whatcha doing?"
"Looking for more clay, un!"
"Interesting. Want to go out with me?"
"Un….."
"Awesome! See you tomorrow!"
They didn't know that all the guys were thinking, at the same time, 'What just happened?'
AN: Please don't kill me! Blame the editor!
Editor: IT WASN'T MY IDEA TO HAVE 3,000 DIFFERENT PAIRINGS YOUNG LADY!!!!
AN: Anyways, review if you dare. You can request pairings if we haven't already got them!
